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♪ All roads point to this magical text ♪
To broken people.
And they fold it up and it's thin crust
(laughs)
No, I'm not crazy.
Um, yeah.
I want Judge Egan. I did a little research.
I mean, we are just so honored
And I think that this is that time.
But there's no way you know him, right?
Are you a witch?
Okay, how about now? “That sounds great.”
♪ Look, everyone, stop giving me the shakedown ♪
anything happens, we go right to the abortionist.
♪ Entiendes que son diferentes. ♪
Anyway, I got to go.
because you told you didn't know anyone here,
Yeah. What's up?
So what, uh, brings you to our lovely West Covina?
The relationship's over...
♪ Just happens to be... ♪
you are, you're obsessed with him.
- What? - No, it makes sense, because I texted him
(car honks)
(sighs, zippers)
(whispering): It's where dreams live.
because that would be crazy, and I am not crazy.
Ooh! (laughs)
That's crazy! I... I know him!
So what I need you to do is petition the court.
You just should've told me.
- Um, I have a question for you... Chief. - Mm-mm.
Oh, my God, are you kidding?
Well, that's swell,
- Really? - Yeah. Of course.
I'm glad that this is really fun for you.
Like glitter was exploding inside me.
You know?
♪ Let's see how the guys get ready... ♪
(elevator bell dings)
Is he eight years old? Or an alcoholic?
♪ But I didn't move here because of Josh ♪
♪ The sexy getting-ready song ♪
- You're not stupid. - That would make me stupid.
and just live that SoCal sunny lifestyle, you know?
♪ Body rolls are really hard ♪
and it probably messed up your blow out.
It's like, it's like The Notebook.
Right?! Right?!