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(LAUGHING): I'm not gonna hit you, man.
I found him.
REBECCA: ♪ Happy 36th birthday to you ♪
- Hey... - What are you...?
- (CHUCKLES) - ♪ You sing for the dead? ♪
And all of a sudden, boom! (GASPS)
you'll be an old man like me...
I'm Beth. I'm sorry. I'm Beth.
She's gonna be asleep for a little while,
(APPLAUSE GROWS LOUDER, AUDIENCE CHEERS)
So, you want to be fat friends?
Wait, what? No, no, no.
Yeah.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDS SOFTLY)
and I would really, really like to see the dance.
He's got no clothes in the suitcase!
So I'm gonna need everyone in this room to believe me
I have no explanation, baby.
- (GASPS) - Baby?
which is what most people choose to do
_
Great working with you, man. I'm a huge fan.
I mean none of it.
- for Sally Field. Sue me. - She's, like, 60.
♪
♪ How this will end ♪
And she's not even mine.
- You're not serious. - I am.
And so now, every time I see a pizza,
REBECCA: You promise you like your gift?
"There's no lemon
I'm gonna have to go in
- Over, under, back through, baby! - (LAUGHS)
My name is Randall Peasing. I'm your biological son.
The reason I went into this field, truth be told...
Wait, Sally Field?
Now, then, I'm Dr. Katowski,
You're the only good thing in my life, Kev.
Go get the ball, hon!
how much I love your mother? I mean, do you even have
If this doesn't work, I might just
Do you remember what Dad used to say?
I'm-I'm very sorry.
- right? - Not like that.
♪ My hands to myself ♪
I have a lights out family of my own, and...
What? When?
Happy Birthday Cuz’n Earl Godbolt
and you're gonna really turn me on.
Well...
whole dream life that I envisioned for myself.