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Quit feeling sorry for yourself.
♪ I am Shamu ♪
Hi, sweetheart! There's the ball!
You're sick?
No. Thank you.
- (EXHALES) - Deep breath, now.
I thought we should...
(LAUGHS)
Remember second grade, the Challenger explosion?
Jew!
But there is not a single day that goes by
Come on.
Yeah, that sounds nice.
Thank you. (EXHALES)
Now since I'm new here, I thought we might have a conversation now
- (LAUGHING) - I will gag
(CHUCKLES)
It's my birthday today.
(STIFLING LAUGH)
(SCREAMING)
you know, um, are-are we suggesting, you know,
- (CHUCKLES) - Hmm?
- But I'm gonna lose the weight. - You know,
That's what Michael Bay told me.
- All right. - Break a leg, kid.
There's something there.
- (LAUGHS) - Look out,
When something crappy would happen to us?
- and let your fat-ass wife go to sleep. - No.
but either way, you can be sure
second grade. They were sending the Challenger up into space.
I know.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
you would've been proud of me, okay?
- Come on, son... - I said don't call me "son."
out of women's vaginas.
You... you didn't have any ice, so...
At least, in second grade, you could... you could feel it.
We will just have the check, please.
♪ Happy birthday ♪
Tradition is tradition.
♪ We all know how this will end ♪
- Ah. - Uh...
I like you two.
(LAUGHS) Well, here I was, thought I was being cool.
I like to think that maybe one day
Some oxygen for her, please?
- WOMAN: We love your show. - Huh?
- Hey, man. - What's up?
(GIGGLES)
- You want to come in? - Okay.
Oh, my God, baby, you're cracking up.
took the sourest lemon that life has to offer...