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- Look at me now. Look at me. - (PANTING)
What do you mean?
You keep counting calories,
This is what you want.
If you can do that, then you will still be...
(LAUGHING)
- Yes. - I hear you play soccer...
Christa McAuliffe, right? She was gonna be
(LAUGHS)
when I say that only good things are gonna happen here today.
They're my parents.
I apologize.
Yeah. Well,
I bought it for cash because I felt like it,
(SCOFFS)
- Switch? - Switch.
And she'll be awake pretty soon.
- Cute. - I am.
But look at me, Kev.
First male is out,
I'm sorry, I'm... I'm not processing anything.
- I'm quiet. - Come on.
Well...
- I was on a date. - Yeah, hi.
- Son... - Don't call me "son."
and my grandchildren, that I am up to the task.
It's not the network's fault for airing it!
and let's see if I can't take it from here, okay?
I'm toward the end, fortunately.
And... action!
All right,
Life's strange.
(SNORTS, LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
Thank you.
- (SNIFFLES) - (DOOR OPENS)
(LAUGHTER)
- Oh... - (SIGHS) That felt good.
TOBY: No. Not in this country.
- ♪ A friend is a friend ♪ - (SIGHS)
- Who wants a T-shirt? - (CHEERING)
- It's a pleasure meeting you, Beth. - Mm.
What is happening? I want you to know
Not an excuse.
You understand? Y-You show me a train,
(SIGHS): The, uh...
Could we do one without your shirt on?
He was stillborn. Nothing anybody could've done.
and spare us both the seductive birthday dance
KEVIN: ...that you can't make something resembling lemonade."
Yeah? Here we go. Let's try to...
Congratulations.
All right. You relaxed? Good, good, good.
I lost my wife last year.
From the start.
in the middle of the night again the other night.
- Ready? - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah. - Hmm.
There you go. Hey, there you go.
- for our three children to grow up in. - I understand.
I don't know, Beth.
Now, sweetheart, I'm gonna get straight to your first concern.
Thanks.
probably because he couldn't think of anything more cliché.
the Man-ny's on-set meltdown.
Yeah.
Boy, these people hate me.