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- Uh, no, I'm married. - Okay, cool. If you change your mind,
Fuck you. Ziggy is a comic, right next to Family Circus.
Hug It, Chug It FOOTBALL!! ALL NIGHT!!
who wants to fuck the galaxy,
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - This is awesome.
.
- Where you aiming at? - Cock shots?
Well, since you ain't gonna ask me, I'll just go ahead and tell you.
Let us fuck
Oh, God. Zack could never have that effect on me in a million years.
You can give me a handjob in the girls' locker room.
You don't wanna fuck a stranger in the porno movie for some weird reason.
- What? - We shouldn't show your breasts.
I liked that.
What?!? Han Solo ain't never had no sex with Princess Leia in the Star War.
Guilty as charged.
I feel like...
Holy bejesus. You do not use my Jergens to jack it in our bathroom.
No, I'm a guy. Give me two Popsicle sticks and a rubber band,
Yeah.
What do you mean?
THAT CHICK FROSTED ME LIKE A FUCKING CAKE
- Miri. - You married, Bets?
- No. - I'm gonna let you get to it.
with this Barbie dress-up shit,
I don't know if I'd call it a special talent,
Roll the film for the man, please, so we can see what he thinks.
- Oh, shit. - I'm sorry, guys. Am I in the way?
Dont thank me Just fuck me
- Oh, thank you very much. - E-mail me that.
Eelenku Nomptannoom
That's for tweens?
Let us fuck
I love you.
- It's about to move up to my ass. - What?
Oh. You're not getting all gooey on me here, are you, Zack?
The Fountain Waterbeds to sing our song
Are you kidding? That party we went to where you got blasted,
who's filling in for nicole bonnet? ingrid wroldson.
We have no money left, nowhere to shoot, no sets,
See, I told you it would work. Didn't I tell you? It looks amazing.
- I never said this, I tell you. - But you thought it, didn't you?
it'd be weird and wrong, you know, like fucking my brother.
I'm gonna hatefuck the shit out of you, ref.
- Oh, shit. - I don't wanna be with anyone but you.
- Who? - My stupid husband.
¶ STEAL MY SUNSHINE by LEN ¶
- What next scene? - The one with Miri and Lester?
I’ve been watchin the same busted out alien movies for over 20 years…
Listen, I have some extra lube from last night.
Be careful, Miri. Okay, there we go. Just keep rolling, keep rolling.
Oh, holy shit.
- I love you, I love you. - I love you.
- You looked so beautiful. - Thanks.
Wow.
Suck cock
- I get to help pick the women? - Yeah.
- No. - What?
And then this boring bullshit.
Did you see Lost this week, man? I missed it. What happened?
Yep. I mean, everyone else is having sex with more than one person
- Wrong room. - Oh, God. That's gross.
Fuck, yes.
I love your enthusiasm. Here you go. Write your e-mail address on that
- You can look at both titties, man. - Man.
and not what was coming out of us necessarily.
Oh, like crazy.
- Move in for coverage. - Nice.
I will be Hung So-low.
What? Ramona Flowers ain't never wore no hot pants in the Scott Pilgrim.
It has to be love
Maybe the harelip makes it sound like baseball.
the production house for the couple
- Yeah? - You look fantastic.
I want you to come.
What an artist.
Me
Fuck, yes, I do. You know how many stories I have from working here?
you're acting really weird right now.
It was awesome. I think the cast and crew had a good time.
Just get on with it already.
- We did? - Yeah.
The Fountain Waterbeds to sing our song
On the other hand, fuck my wife.
Oh, that is special.
I wanna fuck him.
They fight just like real people
You believe this shit?
If you don't get an advance,
It would probably be easier if I just showed you.
Why you always bending over backwards for that girl,
she couldn't afford to pay her rent by herself, so I moved in to help.
What's wrong with you, boy?
- They're really distracting. - You should leave them.
Okay, uh. I'll just be out there.
- What? - That's it. That's the movie.
I don't care that you're fucking Lester, okay? How's that?
Seriously, let's shoot the shit out of this bitch.
In our movie, Darth Vibrator is a bad girl
Were you the one they called Stinky Linky?
- It's kind of a big deal. - It is?
From their break-out hit, Swallow My Cockuccino,
I thought we were just gonna go to sit around and make fun of everybody.
Lions fans explaining to vikings fans How this war works
I would not eat food that you gave me, that's true.
Let us fuck!
Oh, yeah. Thanks by the way, for fucking letting me do that. Thank you.
Okay.
It's time I go back to my regular life
See, I was pretending to cry right there.