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Marcee... No, he's right here.
If Arizona wins tonight and next week, -
I've listened to you all tell a thousand sob-stories.
I love everybody! I love my friends!
I will not rest until you're holding a coke in your own commercial, -
...and forcing commerce to give a little back for the greater good."
- But, if that's what you want... - He's engaged.
I'm sitting here with an ant problem.
.
You see this jacket I'm wearing? You like it? ‘Cause I don't really need it. ‘Cause I'm cloaked ... in failure!
Honesty. Thank you.
Society needs protection from these warped minds.
Bukhara wake up
You did this to yourself. You said fewer clients.
- He said you'd be happy... glad. - Happy or glad?
You had me at housemaid
This is where I work. SMI. Sports Management International.
Wait, it's coming... My name is Steve Remo.
- We've got to win Super Bowls. - Jerry, how are you doing?
- You don't know diddley about golf! - ...some don't.
Why Don't we have that kind of relationship?
Klem
- It was fun talking to you, Rod. - Jerry...!
.
I climbed El Capitan in 18 hours and 23 minutes. I can make this work.
Odessa, Texas. The great Frank Cushman.
I'm learning as I go here. So you empowered The Chia® to share information about The Corps behind my back?
It was a mission statement.
That's what I dig about you
The husband and wife thing, how is that?
This says it
- I just wanted the fun details. - Why didn't you say so?
They’re all heart motherfucker!!
I hated myself.
Schoh me the money!
.
Right?
Like torn Levis or law school for you.
I don't believe they taped this.
- What does Daddy always say? - It looks worse than it is.
You think you know me? "I'm all heart, MTF!!"
Finally, some buddy said it.
Wah! Bawlbabies!
- We'll roll with the problem. - Why are you so calm?
HEY GOOGLE,
Erica Sorgi. You'll see her ln the next Olympics.
Do you love her...? Don't tell me you don't know.
I'll make you a ham sandwich.
You had me at ice cream
I didn't ever want to hurt you.
All right, I shoplifted the pooty.
Dammit James I got PFG on the other line You better show me the money
Fine fine fine
If anybody else wants to come with me, -
- I just wanted an autograph. - Fuck you.
I just want to play football
did you know the human head weighs eight pounds?
I don’t know if you want a guy like that representing you going into the playoffs. There, I said my peace. How’s Erica?
dolla makes me holla
- Hello. - Jerry Maguire.
Congratulations, you're still my agent.
Elvis'56 won EEF 2019 Music Contest ? WAIT, WAIT... LET ME ENJOY THIS FOR A MINUTE.
Help ME HELP YOU
You had me at Nich’s team
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What the hell did I get myself into Please help me
I'm concerned about your family and your future.
SHOW ME THE MONEY
Seriously...
How'm I doing?...I tell you how I'm doing... I'm sweatin', dude...I'm sweatin' my contract!
I feel you...
They had a chance there.
Damm
Me hearing Musk buying Twitter WHOS COMING WITH ME!!
See that's the difference between us You think we're fighting and I think we're finally talking
Charles Barkley hating on Celtics Have another doughnut you fat fuck
I'm no good at talking and saying nothing.
A very, very big night.
Goodbye? Really? Don’t forget me...That simple?
Do I know everything there is to know here, Matt?
That's what I'm gonna do for you. God bless you, Jerry.
Go ahead and go
Or... come in.
Breakdown? Breakthrough.
I'm from Arizona. I broke Arizona records.
Putting him in a water-bed commercial makes him common.
I don’t wanna hear your ‘Na Na Na. The refs are cheating us and —-!
Show Me The Money!
I love everybody! I love my Congregation, Lake Chabot! Woo!
This is my agent, you might want to get his autograph.
Let's see how they do without us.
Well show me the groceries!!!!
Dorothy?
Crystal Meth. John Donnelly, Thank You!
You walked out on a job for me... Can this be right?
I won't do it anymore, okay?
I don't know...
Show me the 50!
All I know is that I found someone and he was popular and charming, and not so nice to me, and he died.
- No one has ever dumped me. - I'm not trying to make history.
Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards.
I'll be in Phoenix tomorrow for Monday Night Football.
can't believe i didn't need but now i hape a diffrent attitude. i only live by one motto: "i just can". so we brought the whole shop! now we can slumerge in champagne sublets. yes this is the life! i'm glad that betty hill closed down when she did.
This guy isn't yelling "show me the money!". This guy isn't yelling "show me the money!".
This is gonna be a GREAT DAY!
Oh yes
He deserves the big four: Shoe, car, clothing line, soft drink.
- I cannot stay calm. - Stay calm.
stavros shiendalin and judith panayotakis. pepe martin and deasia gallagher.
Tomi
I gotta go to bed Papa bear and Rose are getting annoyed we gotta go to ged
I've got a contract here from the Arizona Cardinals. Four years.
- So we check back into the hotel. - How sad.
Ray?
You had me at 'TITTIES'.
I'll tell you. I'm sweating. Where's my contract?
What you have is my word
it used to be candyce eady for ashley gallagher and eddie borocky and giordano rossi ready for playing but she quit so it would be gabi anderson taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
you had me at mini cakes
Llegué solterona lo 50’s!!!
They sting. Let Chad catch the bee in the glass.
THAT’S MY HETERO LIFE MATE RIGHT THERE
For All You Cry Babies, You Know Who You Are...... ..... Fuck you
- How was your flight? - Good.
I love him fort the man he wants to be,,, ,,,and for the man he almost is!
Is Maguire black?
- Look at the players' faces. - Get up, baby.
All they do is ignore me. Always have.