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- You want to leave me? - What exactly do you stand for?
Single parents can't be frivolous.
I'm gonna ride your ass like Zorro till you show me the money.
Listen, Rod... I say this with great respect for you.
- So this break is a breakup. - Come on, this isn't easy for me.
This is Cush.
Who's to blame. Who's got the contract you didn't get.
Max will either Surf or Ski
Help me. Help me help you
Penelope's like— We're not fighting; We're finally communicating!"
Don't leave my little boy alone with your divorced women's group.
You know I don't do contracts, but what you do have ls my word.
you had me at “barrels of horse ejaculate”…
You want my jacket? I don’t need it Because I am cloaked in failure
Don't worry.
Do you know he's broke and working for you for free?
Who's Coming with Me?
Politifact ... is redefining “a very thin thread.”
Louder! Show me the stories!
I will not let you fail. You are Jerry Maguire!
DemonRATs suck male cock.
- How are you? - You remember Keith.
- that I will never fully tell you about, okay?
SHOW ME THE BABY!!!
In Indiana, Clark Hodd. The country's best point-guard.
#Happy Monday Facebook
I've got this great guy,
I started noticing a few years ago...
Heyyy I'm happy to entertain you!
- That's an answer? - That's the answer.
Okay, I will.
i don’t know what it’s like to be a black person? i’m MISTER black people
There's football players watching and an ESPN crew.
.
. . . With the black fella.
Chad... how are you?
No comment
I love him, Laurel. I love him.
Stop time Do you
I don't know if it was drugs, but the guy freaked out.
No comment.
oh alright then! don't listen to us hurtarow hands wwe've been fired so has our boss. good very wise. after all "hurtarow" was just an excuse to get to grab babies faces.
I loved that memo.
But I do love you.
You bet.
We are so very very back
Don't ever stop fucking me
Unless you love everybody, you can't sell anybody.
Jerry Maguire, my agent.
But a real man wouldn't shoplift the pooty from a single mother.
You had me at aI
Thank you.
Go.
The zoo... the fucking zoo's closed, Ray.
Towel? Nah...I air dry
Jerry. Oh, God!
A song for the lovers?
Show Me The Warrant!
Go ahead and go.
Yep.
It's great.
My older brother and my younger brother Tee Pee.
See this jacket I’m wearing, you like it? Well I don’t need it because I AM CLOAKED IN FAILURE
Even the cover looked like the "Catcher in the Rye".
You had me at “going soft”
All they do is ignore me. Always have. Always have.
She says to me... Get this: "Hurry up, klutz."
Thank you Zack
I'm sick of me.
yes granny raelene snell it's time to take you to your retirement home! ok dear brendan will drive allison you navigate. (car pulls up) (wheelchair dumps) ah nice to see all you old grannies again!
I do not dance and I do not start pre-season without a contract!
I missed my... I missed my wife.
When Cam Went Down
She is so beautiful.
Bobcat with his coach
Wait...
- I refuse to be a drain. - We'll stay afloat.
You know, baby?
I'll either surf or ski...I don't care
He had me at “tattoo of your neck”
Me after seeing my stock performances this week
Ray... Dorothy... a pleasure.
I’m glad we had this talk
When you get another wrong invite for an IEP/ESR meeting
That's more than a dress, that's an Audrey Hepburn movie
Jerry you’re reaching
Well... then I'm gonna have to take you to the zoo.
- Tell me he's not there. - He's not there.
I was thinking, "I hope he doesn't get injured."
- That's my man. - Hey, I'm happy to entertain you.
How I’m feeling today!
somebody get me bob sugar on the phone
Show me the money.
No one's looking out for me. I'm supposed to be a superstar.
I did this, and at least I can do something about it now.
- Hi, Cush. - We should be selling these.
I will go with you. Dorothy Boyd, thank you.
It's gonna be great there. You'll make a lot of friends.
- He's not going anywhere. - I know.
I’m good in the living room! They send me in there, I get it done!
The fuckin zoo's closed! Fuck the zoo!
And then it happened...
No.
Ray, I've got some gifts for you. Do you like presents?
Ukrainians are all heart motherfucker
Now, I'm a cautionary tale.
Me teaching everyday...
Nick, You're garbage bro
Go ahead and go.
No, not this Cuba... The country Cuba
Better not mess up for Monday night football.
Driving us out to Manhattan Beach. All those tiny streets.
- This is some bullshit. - What are you doing wlth me, Rod?
Sorry, Jerry. I just want to play football.
But I know that she knows that I was going to propose.
- Cronin's for lunch? - This is Bob Sugar.
Look, you're the most important guy in sports. How does it feel?
- Cush. - This is Sugar.
Mel Cushman What happened to your “ my word is stronger than oak thing?”
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- I love you. - I love you.
now i'll get it right! toni georgette katy oops! here try this (drinks beer) ok. javna katy gillian nope. ok try this (slaps) ok. katy grasieu jayne skye marinda, oops! someone get me a whisky cause i'm confused! (drinks whisky) ok. skye gina bryan gina jimmy pasquale rihella, nope, still nothing.
- Let's have Apple Jacks. - Apple Jacks it is.
You're militant, but I love you.
And I dig that about you!!
- He can't say, "I love you". - He's an agent. He lies.
You see this jacket I'm wearing? You like it? Cause I don't really need it. ‘Cause I'm cloaked ... in failure!
Jerry, you’re reaching.