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Jerry is great at friendship, but he's really bad at intimacy.
That's the difference between us. You think we are fighting and I think we are finally talking.
Broke! Broke, broke, broke.
No...I am Not HOOTIE
I want a prototypical quarterback 6'4" 220lbs
This is important, Jerry.
Wait, I'm forgetting somebody.
Show me the sessions!
- He cannot be alone. - He can't be alone.
Draft me Draft me to draft you
- Kwan? That's your word? - Yeah, that's my word.
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What happened last night? I thought I was your friend.
yes beryl gluckerette? what do you want? i want to do some gluckering in gearldton.
It was a phase. A college thing.
I'm showing you the money!
This guy is looking for anyone who'll show interest.
What about Ray?
Maybe, love shouldn't be such hard work.
- I'm her disapproving sister. - Honesty.
Ray! Come on, buddy.
Playing chicken with the traffic. Your life flashing before you.
I've finally got in touch with my anger.
You fuck this up, I'll kill you.
This is what it's all about, Chia®. Every buddy loves you.
I love black people!!!
Where’s Architect?
Did you knowvthat
You had me at "low effort"
You had me at cornbread.
I will go with you
- Should I unplug the phone? - Damn reporters.
SHOW ME THE DAVEY!!!
But let me tell you something about Jerry Maguire.
I’m learning as I go here. So you empowered Bob Sugar to deal with a Denver behind my back?
For all you cry babies, you know who you are.
I'll boil it down for you. Fuck China!
Today is a friends day... ohhhhh!
- If you get injured, you get zero. - It won't happen.
There's my sister Laurel, to pick us up.
Let's go. The fiercest. You are the man.
that's how you become great, man...
SHOW ME THE POLICY!!!
Get away from my guy
Show me the perp walks!
Don't panic. We're gonna be okay.
I LOVE ASIAN PEOPLE!!
Me talking to the hospitals trying to mandate an experimental vaccine on me
Let’s go!
Mel Cushman What happened to your “my word is stronger thank oak” thing?
Me dealing with my son everyday.
not cop it! anymore!
Are you in or out? This is business not friendship.
I was feeling Valued, Respected, and Supported by my FA
I'm Too Strong For You. Loser!
But you can see he's got talent and I know the right people...
Cue the Jerry Maguire quotes for my last day!
Dorothy, while I go look for him, you grab this gentleman here.
That's the theme of my bachelor film.
Ant problems
I LOVE ASIAN PEOPLE!!
WHEN TRYING TO ASSIST AN UNCOOPERATIVE CUSTOMER HELP ME... HELP YOU!
This is going to be a great day!
I want you to meet Rod Tidwell, 110 catches, 1,550 yards last year.
You'll see each other. I'm losing the only person who listens to me.
San Diego just came in with a last-minute scenario. It's big.
You should be dreaming about me. Think about me constantly.
I’m here for you You just need to accept
Drew - "Hi, Kathy Sanders" Connor - "Still me, Kathy"
You are hanging on by a veeery thin thread!
I wrote and wrote ... and I'm not even a writer.
I think you added the "brutal".
.
I am fucked! 24 hours ago... I was hot!
JRC? He’s entertaining, funny...
I talked with Dennis Wilburn about your renegotiation.
You said Fuck... Yea, I did
hi there
I'll write it down for you.
When you get another wrong invite for an IEP/esr meeting
I love your son! I brought Denver to 20 million.
SARAH - YOU ARE MY AMBASSADOR OF QUAN
- they'll make the play-offs for the flrst time in 21 years.
I know what you mean.
Whoever snagged him must be some classy babe.
I love you. You... complete me Dora.
He hit the ground hard, but managed to maintain control of the football.
- You did? - Yeah.
This is what it's all about, man.
Put me in that game I would have taken yall to first baby.
Do you speak Spanish?
How do you think it feels firing you?
Was it? Was it...?
Don’t know movies anymore?! I’m all movie quotes mother fucker!!
Jason Mai this morning
He's coming over. He just lost his best client.
All right, I shoplifted the pooty.
My whole life is this family, and it does not work without him!
I miss my wife
Why don't you have a seat?
Mika in the background.
oh god everywhere ruinrecallfspeimtyyvideos! and chinkakremerkgiusnsdcals! ok i'm leaving now! (whispers to ned) i think she dosen't know! and no i can't be starting with you on a bad lane place again!
Upset about your baby girl. Why did you leave her mother?
- I'm glad you listen to me. - Well, I love you.
I can't compete with that.
I am a valuable commodity. There's dudes out there trying to kill me.
And here is POTUS
- Why do you love me? - Why do you love me?
The 'quan!
Go kiss Daddy.
That's more than a dress, that's and Audrey Hepburn movie
- I'm getting him up, don't worry. - What? I'm just waiting for coffee.
Quan
Well, now I want all my clients, and yours, too.
Rod, at last I find you.
Right?
Good catch.
- Baby. - Baby!
I was 35, and I'd started my life.
Jerry you’re reaching
- Have you dated any single mothers? - I was raised by a single mother.
You ungrateful...
- Hello? - My son's here with the nanny.
You and your son are just fine. You still have a job.
- Did he have a good night? - Yeah, he's asleep.
All they do is ignore me. Always have. Always have.
You're better than the Bob Sugars. Don't forget that.
I lost the #1 draft pick , right before the draft!
Draft me Draft me to draft you
Fucking Dos is closed
Show me the U4L1 Plans!
School counsellors to Administrators and Teachers
- Another savage hit on Tidwell. - They're really working Tidwell.
Down he goes for a slx yard loss.
I'm all heart, mother%^*@&
Hey Adrian...
I’m still moved by the “ only sell to the right accounts thing”
Elke Nicole... How ‘bout that?