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Hey!
Why would you keep a stack of "How I'm a Dummy" books
There you go.
Wes Welker is, like, a gym rat, a real scrappy player.
You're going through some shit, huh?
Huh-ho.
So, what's Kevin been up to?
My eyes are up here.
Oh, yeah, this is, um... This is Colin.
PETE: Jeez.
No. Not only am I gonna meet him.
That blows my mind.
Well, here's what I'm thinking.
I'm not gonna hurt... Whoa!
You'd spend the night?
He's stacked.
Love my naginata.
Oh, absolutely, yeah.
And his penis has been hit.
Yeah! (yells and whoops)
It was, like, a really elegant package, to be honest.
Yeah.
What's the problem?
I don't want to spend any more time thinking about or
I'm not Chuck Norris.
(chanting): Naginata, naginata.
Hi.
You'd spend the night... Yeah, yeah.
You cut the doll's head off.
(motor revving)
Well, I think you'll be making his dream come true when
Uh, I kind of want to get up and see Colin.
the wrath of my blade.
Right.
Naginata, naginata... Dr. Nosik, our partnership's over.
So what are you, you're married now, right?
Yeah, um...
All-time leading NFL kick returner.
Put it away, and get out of here.
Naginata, naginata.
When these women come into my practice, some of them are
All right, well, this is exactly what I don't want to be.