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Looked like he went out of his way to hit it.
Uh, pass.
Yeah, that wasn't... that sad.
Well? How does it feel?
One more time. Okay, that's okay.
Oh, thank God.
This guy hangs out with a queen.
No. It's okay, you're browsing.
Yeah, thanks, Teddy! Bye!
Why am I doing this?
Shh. I love this commercial.
Is that your wife?
This is some real butt candy.
Too long! You added “me” to the beginning of this.
Are you kidding? It's gonna be great!
Damn it, Dad! Do you want the old couch back or don't you?!
It's a paper towel roll.
Not hard enough.
Who was it? Some teenage boys.
We'll teach it what existential dread is.
‘’ spiders now _ it will be so timers!
I'm the Sofa Queen.
Chippin' and sittin' and channel flippin'...
I'm only trying to sell you a new couch, and I am.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on a second.
We found this thing on the street.
And I'm supposed to do my little jester dance
And you, Louise,
To the high chairs? To the high chairs.
Uh, are you the, uh, Couch Burners?
Yeah, w-what do they call themselves now?
What if we could get you a different couch to burn, huh?
Yeah, that's perfect.
What can I furnish you with today?
Maybe we should go to her store sometime.
What? You know.
I love you. I know.
Look, there you go. Mm.
Come on, people. Are we gonna stand around all day,