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That's five blocks up, two over.
You're worthy, you're worthy. Get up.
The Mirthmobile!
I have got to get you to LA.
A little.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
Why would we think that obvious cry for help is a cry for help?
I like to sail every night I like to sail every night
And The History of the Stanley Cup, 100 Years of Glory.
This explains why keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.
Ah.
I'm sorry.
If I hear anything, I'll let you know.
But what I'd really like to do is something extraordinary,
But they didn't want our 10:30 time slot.
Because you had to learn that it doesn't matter what you do,
Did you give any thought to what I said?
-Whoa! -Whoa!
Well, maybe it's because it's my first time in here.
A lot of people could go for that spread right now.
Marilyn...
Hey, there goes Garth and his friend Wayne, the psychopath.
She is such a babe.
Wayne's World
Hey, A Lot Of People's Girlfriends Are In There.
-All right. -Yeah.
I wish I could climb up inside of that big old brain of yours
What an ass
You remember Cassandra, don't you? Cause I don't.
and the promise I made which
But I love her! I'm freaking out!
You must go to England and find a man named Del Preston.
Boldly go where no man has ever gone before.
I have a question When did you turn into a nutbar?
I mean, you've heard, you've seen, you know.
Back with you on WPIG, maximum grunt.
We small, small. So, we better go. Yeah.
Well, I am sorry to hear of your illness,
Why is our order taking so long?
but that was a long time ago,
Party time, excellent
You gotta stop doing that, all right?
-It's looking good, Campbell. -Yeah.
I mean, what do I know about music today?
that there are still plenty of excellent Waynestock tickets still available.
Yeah, dirty...
That's my old lady
I think she took that well.
A lot of team's centers are in there
Nothing to worry about. After the show, I thought we...
And I said, Well, you appear to be more like a crooner
Yeah, yeah.
I will take you, old man.
I mean, I've got Waynestock,
Scott, I wanna ask you something.
To become an adult.
He has offered security, a career and a green card.
Jim?
-Yes! -Amazing.
We're supposed to be in there.
Van Halen.
Are you wearing brute?
-What's your name? -Garth. Garth Algar.
and that probably no one's gonna show up.
What are we gonna do? None of the bands have showed up.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Real gigs?
yes george oh my god i told you glauup! glauup! both sides of me head on the gloves, glauup! glauup! monkey business, both sides foward! glauup! glauup! boing good riddance faye you monkey businesser!
I see.
It takes me 40 minutes, door to door.
-Whoa! -Whoa!
Come.
they also put mudlarks and warm crows in kfc to bring out the inner blackish white poo taste. and they put marussia and versace eros and toilet water and spf +78 seagull poo to bring out the byrly burn.
DPW employees be like:
You know how these things go.
when I was a young man.
I mean, I know you love me, but I won't let you kill my husband.
I still go out with my girlfriend Cassandra.
What do these guys do?
Whoa!
Excellent.
Yes.
She said she might come to LA. She wasn't definite.
-England! -England!
who's filling in for loren pratt? edwardina ankhso.
You're in good hands. He's the best.
Yo!
Good call, Garth.
I'd make fun of you for being the next Cassandra, but they way things are going, I'm afraid I might be next. (Long awkward pause as bad dubbing catches up). Son of a bitch.... Son of a bitch.... Son of a bitch.
Oh, wow.
Wayne, Cassandra, you made it!
An old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?
Pixie dust. Sweetie, it's me.
Well, I'd like to think that I have an eye for details.
Let's go.
You'll need to fill out the necessary permit applications.
'Cause I got no place else to go!
If you click them they will come
Hey, a lot
Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.
Do you have any Megadeth?
They can't, I'm sure.
I wish to God that somebody would do something
Follow the weird naked indian
that was a long time ago
-Yes, sir. -Thank you.
Right now, it's 1 6 minutes past the big hour.
Why would she wanna stay in Aurora?
It's not even challenging anymore. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
It's my husband.
I remember, one time I was in a place like this.
So, well, you know, he said, You gotta do Waynestock.
Oh, no!
I still think you led a really cool life.
I'm going to HIRL
And he came over here yesterday, and he was crazy, like an animal.
This is great!
Your what?
excellent Waynestock tickets still available.