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...and I need the world to hear it.
You so pretty.
You need to shut this down.
But, sir, the election is eight weeks away.
- We gonna see about that. - Oh, hell, yeah.
Hey, man. I had it up to here with you.
So your mama got drunk And fell asleep in the zoo
I ams who I says I ams.
I'm sure.
- What you paying? - Business. We're in business.
...and the sharks. Y'all got sharks.
What the hell is that? What's going on with your hair?
Wait a minute. I love his enthusiasm. It's a little misguided, but...
Shotgun means I ride in the front. You better hope I don't piss in your trunk.
- How's it work? - We hire actors to play gangstas.
...call our KTLA hotline at 800- 1-SNITCH.
That's what I'm talking about! We get ours!
I got a Ph.D. a Poser-Hater Degree
Your daddy ain't paying.
- Shondra? - Shut up, fool.
You the finest
Damn, You Fine And Smart Too
I got nothing to live for.
No.
I don't know. You know, he kind of private.
It's just part of the everyday struggle.
- Who was that? - Old history.
Not so fast, this is dangerous stuff.
Stuart Little?
I see it. Action!
Give Me Your Ride, Punk, Or I Will Dust Your Ass
Good thing I've been down with the brizzown All my life
...I want 500 grand by tomorrow midnight.
Hey, I may be white, but my rhymes is tight.
Okay, dude. L'll let you all do your campaign thing.
- Three. - He gonna do it!
He don't want your ass home right now.
No, no. That's old-school, Pops.
You need to keep your pimp hand strong.
I ain’t never thought of it like that
Coming from Malibu B-Rad is a Jew
My daddy don't love me, my rhymes is played out...
Damn!
Tec, please don't be hating.
- I do! - Then how come you set me up?
Oh, and here's a thought.
You need to stop listening to all them perpetrators and just be yourself.
Yeah, check it out, man, my hair.
SAT aint got Nothing on me!
They kind of pack them in tight here.
It's the red Honda by the door. Just go.
All right, put this down. You're on.
- Right, good point. - It's okay.
...show a little ass.
And I still do. And if you say that this is who you really are, I believe you.
Only way out now, is in a box.
- Is that a freaking musket? - Yeah, it's a freaking musket.
He strong.
I am who i says i am
Okay, all right!
- You down, down fool. - Oh, my God.
- Tell me something I don't know. - What?
There it is. Did you see how committed he was?
When I say, Mali, you say, 'Bu. Mali...
...more than anything that really makes them crazy...
And things are gonna start changing around here for shizzy.
You know what? Come on.
- Deal. - Hey, hey.
Oh, my God, this whole thing is real! I just shot my foot.
For too long, street violence has torn Californians apart.
I ain't battling no bitch, homey, first of all.
- Talking about he down. - But...
Oh, yeah. We gonna see what you represent now, fool. We at the club!
Convincing.
My mom would tell you to mind your own damn business!
- Got something for me? - Hell, yeah.
We've been brainstorming some different approaches...
Oh, Shondra!
See that? I just shot my foot.
coach b4 school
I guess we gonna have to smoke your punk ass.
B-Rad.
All right, that's it. This game is whack. I want my money. Then y'all can get out.
All right.
I wanna bag me a white boy, that's what I wanna do.
- You know Shondra. - What's going on, Shondra?
I move downtown Till I go...
Y'all opened up big a can of tough love!
...she got every caterer on speed dial!