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Are you gonna do something about the people dying in Africa?
You guys, look. I saw this article in the paper today.
Oh, oh!
Hey, you're Carrie Underwood, right?
Smile for... No? No?
I broke up with a birthday cake
Stop making the Patriots lose!
Just back up here for my monthly haircut.
I'm God. I don't have to do anything.
They're gonna put their cigarettes in their mouths and bump boobs.
It'll all be over in a second.
and I'm happy you guys found what you were looking for.
Sure, I guess I could.
Apparently, the Greeks have a bunch of different gods.
Okay, my-great-uncle-wears a-ski-hat-all-the-time Griffin
- Get off me! Get off me! - What the hell?
You guys, I feel terrible.
"In Greece, it was commonly held that one could speak to the gods
Yeah! Patriots!
Ah, must be having one of those dreams again.
than the birthplace of all of Western civilization's great religions
And now we wait.
No! No! No! I don't want to be promoted that way!
After I injured my legs,
Well, a deal's a deal. I'll leave the Patriots alone.
was that, like, the real Jesus, or was it just some Mexican guy?
I sure am. You want an autograph?
Look, look, God, why you got to hurt Patriots fans?
Oh, my God, there's the CEO of my company!
What the hell? This is such bull crap!
No, no, not that one, the one below it.
All right, all right, I'll tell you what.
Kid, you're the best.
and one really mean one.
We did it!
"First headline read aloud often incorrect."
There are three million fishermen and only seven fish left in the sea.
Yeah, you get it.
Who loves you over there? That's right. Can you smile for nanny number two?
Rosewood-mango candle? Kronos!