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- Dad! - Whoops! Sorry, Son.
Well, kind of, but more universal.
Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?
Well, if he's half as alive as you say he is, he's in.
- Perfect, you'll grow into them. - When?
about things they deal with in everyday life.
- Krusty, does this have a point? - Yes.
The last angry clown, the man who spews truth from every orifice...
"I can't open a bag of airline peanuts.
Hey, get away from him, you little freaks.
Charity, eh? What's my cut?
So this afternoon, two suits come up to me...
Hey, hey. [Goofy Laugh]
The Canyonero combines the smooth handling of a European sports car...
It seems a local moron threw his clock out the window.
And he is so funny you could plotz. At least according to his press release.
[Laughing]
He is presumed dead or on vacation.
[Laughing]
"Krusty's Personal Swabs"? What was I thinking?
- [Grunts] - Thank you, thank you.
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