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Okay.
(BEEPING)
A dream which I've invited you all to share with me.
- All right. Let's do it. - Come on, man, let's smoke him!
You now have five seconds to comply.
- Give me a grid. - Got it.
You now have 15 seconds to comply.
(YELLING)
Please, get lost.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
I'm getting pressure back. Normal saline.
And second, I want some fresh coffee!
All division heads are bringing their support teams.
(Emil Wailing)
Duck Me! Duck Me!
(DOCTORS CHATTERING)
We can check his exact location at all times with one of these.
More fighting in the Mexican crisis today
This is a clear violation of my client's civil rights.
Lewis, where are you? You all right?
Don't mess with Jones, man. He'll make sushi out of you.
You're in a lot of trouble, Officer! Come on!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Dick.
What about this police thing, what's the problem?
Got a pressure of 60 palp.
Come on, lard ass, let's move it!
No, don't!
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
We feature the complete Jarvik line,
All right, let's go. Come on!
You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy.
Excuse me?
I repeat, I will offend again.
(OFFICERS CHATTERING ON RADIO)
We killed you!
Listen, I'm here to see Dick Jones.
We need a 24-hour-a-day police officer.
Yep.
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
Die, you bastard!
How's the Gray Bar Hotel?
(ALARM RINGING)
You asked for this?
MAN 2: You fucking bitch!
Happy Birthday, Bobby!
You stupid, stupid asshole!
MAN 2: Stand clear.
He's OCP's newest soldier
Sure. Anytime.
You haven't dismantled your MX stockpile.
That's not my division. But I will tell you this.
Just give me my fuckin t-shirt
.
LEWIS: Murphy, it's you.
Okay, okay, I get a kick out of it.
MAN: I am what you call a repeat offender.
Yeah, try to get a medevac after you've been jammed.
I fucked up.
Fuck Jones. He fumbled the ball and I was there to pick it up.
Shit!
I'd buy that for a toddler!
except there ain't nothin' free
Don't move.
Anything you say may be used against you.
He recorded every word you said.
Don't touch him!
Shit!
I'll tell you what we should do. We should strike. Fuck 'em!
Are you...
Renovation program. Spare parts for 25 years.
He's a cop killer.
Naughty Dog I'm Very Disappointed
He's gonna kill her, man!
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
We're police officers not plumbers And police officers don't strike
I remember when I was a young executive for this company.
We lost five guys last week.
(WHIRRING)
Now, wait a minute. Dick!
Maybe I'm just not making myself clear.
Looking for me?
...
Get him!
That's good.
(HORN HONKING)
Try to keep one thing in mind. This project doesn't concern cops.
(BEEPING)
Hit it!
Without cops, this city would tear itself apart.
Run fatzilla
And police officers don't strike.
that sustains his organic system.
(GROANING)