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I love it when you say cam shafts. Whisper it to me.
So you met a Prime?
When you go, he goes.
You know, you gotta be part of the landscape.
Plus, you haven't said it either.
when was the time i starred in the movie batman the dark knight rises? when you were trying to play clutter tax god to lewis trainor.
No, no, I was only in college for two days, you remember that?
Excuse me, excuse me...
- And I'll do anything for you. - And?
You dare point your fricking gun at me?! You wanna darn Zombot?!
- Spotted Sam. - Hurry, don't slow up!
- I'm an accomplice. - Hey, hey!
But....who is Whisper the Wolf and Jewel the Beetle and i only know Tangle the Lemur, and uh that Tinkerer, Belle
That's Orion's belt.
# I'm so excited #
Sam!
Yep, deli. Good front.
Oh shit, it's a Decepticon!
you need to see this. Now.
- Dad, just stop! - Get out of here.
And it smelled like, like Ba dussy, like Booty, Dick & Pussy scent to it
I don't know.
your leaders have withheld the truth.
Hey! I think we're in Vegas!
- and revenge will be ours. - Yes.
Yeah, but I haven't said it
So does Jeamby, Cheater. It's a baseball thing.
- Not good. - Now you know.
Is that good?
Sam!
- New York. - I know, I know you from somewhere.
You picked the wrong planet!
Bail-out?
It was at this moment that Optimus Prime knew He messed up
If they set on their way, they destroy the whole Universe.
Pop some more flares so that the kid can find us.
surrendered no choice, but to steal and hide it from him.
Yeah, a large box!
Don't you dare slip in with me, fleshwing.
- betrayed by the country he loves. - Oh my goodness,
What if all of us leave, and you're wrong
That doesn't sound good.
I'll take you all on!
That's your one warning patrolling, dude.
It's my dream!
You said it projected images of your brain?
You got that paper, right, sir?
It could be anywhere.
No, it's not that.
miserable, freaking Decepticons?
Hear that?
How are you gonna get him halfway around the world?
Optimus: SAM, WHERE ARE YOU?!
I don't believe it.
It starts with one thing, i don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind i designed this rhyme to explain in due time
...you're saying you believe in aliens?
I wear them when I'm in the funk.
Yes, oh, yeah. Look here. Come on, let me call right here.
President Obama is being flown to a bunker,
I know, sir.
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
[SONG: Burning Down The House BAND: The Used]
- I'm in a relationship, kind of. - Oh, relax.
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away
at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss,
You gotta be kidding me.
When the plane that shoot inflates into the air,
Oh, you were a victim? Of what?
We're right on top of it.
No, there's a friend of mine who just went to a...
Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.
- Whoa, whoa. - Dad...
Project Black Knife.
- You're a techie? - Hmm.
and return to Diego Garcia. Any further orders?
You're crazy!
and had a meltdown in the middle of my class.
Well, I'll see your chairman and the Joint Chiefs of Staff
the Fall and Search, I remember now.
Bugger!
Chester Bennington was calling for help and we all ignored him R.I.P Legend
Tharscweam. I'm Home.
Low-profile, don't make a scene, okay?
lost with its destruction.
Get out! Get me an EVAC.
Three minutes until evacuation's complete, sir.
What we need to ask now, is who and why.
United States.
He's the one that they want.
- Alright, alright. - Oh my God, I'm upside-down!
Phone 9-1-1.
Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?
Now look into my eyes, and tighten up that spare tank.
W-wait, old spinal called based organisms.
Oh, so you're a vegetarian. Alright, it's cool. I am too.
- Oh, no. - Comment and speculate?
POV You’re not invited to the whites only lesbian orgy
It's just gotta be around here somewhere. It's just gotta be around here somewhere.
Dude it's not fake. The internet is pure truth.
Know him?
You live with your mama Whatchu say about my mama? huh
And I wasn't, uh... there.
Junkyard drone.
Hey, that (using censored bad word) start to hurt! Hey, that (using censored bad word) start to hurt!
There he is. We got a couple of miles.
Do it again.
- Read? Nah. - You see that?
And his name, for ever more, was the Fallen.
Epps!
I got you a couple of souveniers
He sacrificed himself to save me.
- I can't even rely on you. - Sorry. No.
Thank you, Sam, for saving my life.
Starscream in pursuit.
Uh, sorry, I already set up the crib. Do you want this side or that side?
- Alright? - I mean I just was...
[SONG: Burn It To The Ground BAND: Nickleback]
You gotta talk now?
[SONG: The Jaws Theme COMPOSER: John Williams]
And the, uh...
And I know you know what happens
- Casting Kirk Douglas. - No, why?
Bumblebee, you are the decoy. You lead the Decepticons away, alright?
You're welcome.
The Primes set out with one rule:
How are you gonna make the call to Lennox?
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
Any one else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?
Come here, boy.
You think you can bring him back to life with that pixie dust?
I never did a thing worth doing until now.
which is the highest level we've been at since 9/11.
Hope these F-16s got good aim.
No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay?
Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.
Breach in B-14.
Might freak me out.
Yes, sir.
so that our past will always be remembered.
- USS Stennis, identify. - Hey, where the hell are you?
I got you.
Full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes!
- we're on a schedule here. - Slow down, Dad.
- This isn't my war. - Not yet.
our original leaders.
I messed up.
You know, hard for her to...
I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date.
- Listen. - We're all going together.
Our worlds have met before.
The Ironhide Is Aggressive
There's some things you just can't change.
No more disguises, no mercy!
Black Light in X-Trait. This is Black Light in Tango.
- green for the environment. - Jud--Can you please drop it?
- This is it. Did you see that? - Wow. Okay, this half of Shanghai
In time. For millenia, I have dreamed of my return
Air support, we need Big Booter delivered and dropped now.
It's a choice.
Our satellites in the area have gone blind.
In moments, we'll be at siren strength.
and started projecting little alien symbols
It's intensely personal decision.
But....who is Whisper the Wolf and Jewel the Beetle and i only know Tangle the Lemur, and uh that Tinkerer, Belle
Kill him, Bee. Kill him.
The mountains of Petra.
Going out to handle the world on its own.
Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
Nope.
Come on, go, pack!
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye.
Blackbird.
You tased me, okay? You owe me.
He's terrible to work for. He's always apocalypse, chaos...