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I used to trade NFTs, now I HODL bitcoin.
and the kids are excited about hearing some Mozart.
And then that magic man He come to town
Me teaching myself music at 53
On keyboards, Mr. Cool.
Yes, you Alejandro or Dicksly whatever the fuck
The Man's just gonna call you a fat, washed-up loser and crush your soul.
And that's a magic number
Now it's time-out, baby And they've rung the bell
You wake me up for that? Come on, man!
Would you tell Picasso to Get a job in cypher?
I'm just saying, name two great chick drummers.
lf I was gonna give you a grade, l'd give you an A.
l've got vision up the butt, so just go with it.
How about everyone in magenta with beads and sequins?
Would you both just cut it out for one second?
So now I’m really ticked off.
I’ve just been informed that all of your children are missing
Get in the van.
MINT CONDISH
There's one at the end of the month.
Well, then why'd you give it up?
What's the prize?
And now I'm really pissed off!!
Last thing... Guitar after homework and chores,
Jimmy Page, Robert Plant?
Keeping your head over water Making a wave when you can
The band is mine
- Band manager? - Oh, yeah.
You're a loser and have body odor
lt could be very educational.
Come on. Let's go.
lt's cool. I can stay.
HOW EVERY FEMALE DEMOCRAT WINS ELECTIONS
Oh, my god... he's an idiot!
trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome.
THERE USED TO BE A WAY TO STICK IT TO THE MAN. IT WAS CALLED ROCK 'N' ROLL THE MAN RUINED THAT TOO WITH A LITTLE THING CALLED TROLLS WORLD TOUR
But no one Seemed to understand
I got a job. I'll have rent by the end of the week. Go tell the mayor.
Check out these little kids, man.
Don't take much To memorize your lies
Parents need to be notified. it's against school policy.
There's this kid Larry who's like, ''I'm not cool,'' but now he's like:
Yes, we did it. We did it, come on.
And then, Amber, you come in with the face-melter!
Let the children's laughter...
Now, listen, normal kids would have been stoked to slack off,
Stop. You guys, stop messing around. We've got a lot of work to do.
You know what, that sounds so great, Ros, but...
- You OK? - it's all right.
But the legend of the rent Was way hardcore
And if you wanna be The teacher's pet
I miss it.
There used to be a way to stick it to the man it was called rock and roll
The very next thing... I don't wanna hear anything unless I hear...
kfghk hfjkghjk
Oh, yeah. I was this close to getting a chair on the Polish Philharmonic,
I’m not cool enough
Do you think maybe we could grab some coffee?
and there's something about you that makes me feel more relaxed.
Light board's up in the balcony. I'll patch it up.
She could run this year. I would vote for her.
- Miss Mullins, you're The Man. - Thank you, Frankie.
Really? That would be good. She's a nightmare.
That's good. Actually, it's Santa María.
They going to laugh at me on stage Because I'm fat
And I’m pretty sure
you forgot about one thing. it's called the music.
I'm heartsick D minor.
OK, Blondie, Brace Face,
Creative Control
There used to be a way to stick it to The Man. lt was called rock 'n' roll.
Hey. What's up?
And then...
Touch him, I'll shove those sticks down your throat.
Yes, I will.
You're the bee's knees. - Bee's knees?
- Hey, shut up. - Oh, sorry.
So get off your ath. Let's do some Math.
A singer?
l'll find you ln my loving arms again
Thank you.
Everyone: Me for Some Reason:
Oh, well, we don't do that.
- OK, we're all here. - Where's Mr. Schneebly?
ls that a new song? Who's this guy?
- Scoring chicks? - No. See? No.
They want us to go play another song. it's good! Go, you guys!
When you finally discover Barry
And in the words of AC/DC:
So if from now on you could just stick to the curriculum, that would be great.
lf anything goes wrong, it's my head. it's my head in the smasher.
Ned, is this true?
I've just been informed that all of your children are missing.
Now give me some rhythm.
He shall be rocking ln my show
Rock got no reason Rock got no rhyme
And those who can't teach Teach .... comms
Shoot it.
Your Son is very skilled
Summer is gonna be the first woman president of the United States.
l've never worked there.
Which pitcher do you find most effective, the TEAS or the Dinelson Lamet
That's it. Guys, rock 'n' roll positions.
We have jobs. We contribute to society. All right?
''Sure''? Hey. Wait. What's up? Are you...?
They're terminal.
You know what? Mister Berry must be on crack, right, kids?
They're sluts. They sleep with the band.
Sam is very skilled at PS
- That's not a bad idea. - Not a bad idea?
So try out this ancient technique. it's called ''power stance''.
Don’t you be talkin bout my grubs
- Hey, Mr. Schneebly. - Hey, Zack.
- it's my band. I brought us together. - Theo wanted you out.
You can discuss all of that with Candace at the end of the day.
- it's called punk. - Well, it's not school uniform.
But then I got there, and the kids, they rock, man.
And the legend of the droids was way hardcore!
- Who? - Oh, you don't know him?
This project is called ''Rock Band''.
School of Rock!
Get a job
The best defense is a good offense.
Stop. Stop. OK.
Don't worry about me. I'm a hard-ass.
Mr. S has never taught here at Horace Green,
And we shall teach rock 'n' roll to the world.
You're gonna kick me out of the band? You're gonna fire me?
Clear.
I need you girls to repeat after me:
Oh, yeah
Now, this is serious business here. We've got a mission.
Summer, you get an A-plus and 50 gold stars.