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Step off! Step off! Step off! Step off!
I'm hungry Thought I could survive on you
- No, I only play piano. - OK. All right, fair enough.
Dewey, hey, it's the first of the month, and...
Baby, we were making straight A's
Here we go!
Please take your seats.
because I could be dismembered by the teacher's union.
Tip of the tongue the teeth and the lips
Do you think I could cut out a little early today? I got some stuff I gotta do.
Now smile and nod your head and let me see your eyeballs wide
No. I don't think so. No.
and she's not gonna be happy when she hears about this.
Can I be the band stylist instead?
What are you talking about? it's sissy.
Let’s get rocking!
I'm a teacher All I need are minds for molding
And that pressure has turned me into one thing that I never wanted to be.
Man, you know I don't have it.
And that's why you're in the band. You, sing.
12:00-12:45 basketball history 12:45-1:30 basketball appreciation and theory
You have to. You're their teacher. You have to give the presentation.
Yeah
When I’m rolling in the Benjamins, I’ll throw you and your dog a bone.
Oh, yeah
- What's your name? - Freddy Jones.
Now let's get out there and melt some faces!
I mean, you know how he gets in the morning.
We were singing. We were singing and learning.
To your positions. To your positions!
You wouldn't come to work hung-over unless you were.
l'd like to see you try. You wouldn't last a day.
We were just discussing testing.
What if I’m not cool enough?
because those that can't do, teach.
Actually, he's how I was appointed to the Presidential Council
Do you have another blanket?
Well, l've been... l've been dying to ask you something, Mr. Schneebly.
- Hey, hey. What is that? - What's what?
lt's time for my solo
Roadies, that means dry ice. We're gonna talk about this later.
to make sure everyone is doing their job.
and you can see me and my guitar.
Boom! Big old explosion.
- Mr. Schneebly? - Yeah?
All right. Frankie, how's security?
- We're not here for the show. - We have a situation.
Band manager.
This is the best school I have ever teached at. I swear.
lt may sound easy, but nothing could be harder.
Flight
Hey, you've got something everybody wants.
Everybody.
- You want to learn something? - Yes, I do.
School of Rock! School of Rock!
And if you wanna be The teacher's pet
and I don't want to be in breach of educational law
You're out.
Look, they're just really cool kids. lf they were mine, I would be so proud.
No late parties, drinking tequila, and trying to get lucky
from ''You're not hardcore''. One, two, three.
Dude, l've been mooching off you for years,
- Oh, right on. - All right?
So just verbal abuse?
Friendly reminder. Kindly submit before 9/10
Stay there. I'm gonna put on some music.
I tell you, people it's harder than it looks
Miss ''Dumbum'' ain't your teacher today, I am.
NO MORE SECRET SONGS
How can you kick me out Of what is mine?
because the world is run by The Man.
Now give me an E chord. Just go:
- You guys rock. How old are you? - Ten.
Mötorhead?
Good, because I need the money. Now, listen.
lt was just a warm-up.
That's all? Well, that's a mistake.
- That's very nice. - Actually, it isn't,
OK, I will sing it for you, but let me just get in the zone.
Factotum.
- Not what magic man say - Say what?
from Maggot Death. That's the real you.
There's no way you can stop
We’re not cool enough
- Just wanted to say I'm sorry. - That's fine.
lf you don't come up with some money, she'll dump me.
Just because you're not in the band doesn't mean you're not in the band.
- lt means you're an alcoholic. - Wrong.
All right. All right.
- That saved... - Stop, before I start crying.
I'll be good i swear
Now go an octave below.
That's really good. Just stay right here.
You Could Say That
OK, well, there's a drum solo in it that goes:
I'm talking about bands that rock.
- You got a job. Doing what? - I do what Ned does, temping.
The dining-room table seats 1 4, with no inserts...
Chimes, Freddy.
And I want the backup singers to be like:
I know when I count you Down from ten
- Ever play electric guitar? - My dad won't let me.
Scratching and surviving Good time
Anyway, all the stuff you want your kids to know, it's been covered, OK?
- We're set. - What about the lights?
Play it up here on the cymbal, but really light.
- Yes! - All right.
All right, Tough Guy, Shortstop, Fancy Pants, get over here.
Dewey, you know, maybe it's time to give up those dreams.
Oh, Miss Mullins. Come in.
Oh, my God! He’s an idiot!
it's very... it's very cool.
OK? Give that a try.
- Maybe we should just get tickets. - Let's get tickets!
Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
Rocking ain't no walk in the park, lady.
am i toxed up yet? yes very.
Let's go. Come on.
ln the White House, down the hall. Miss Mullins, she's The Man.
Just because you're not in the band (mmmobbin') Doesn't mean you're not in the band
Why didn't you raise your hand when I was looking for singers?
Well, baby, you just better forget it
That's what I'm talking about.
but we need somebody to start immediately.
but if we do, we will fall with dignity!
lt is the afternoon. I meant now.
You're getting in the way
FUNNY INSTA FAILS mattew
Iv just been informed that all your children are missing...
I'm a working stiff. And that's cool.
- Hey. - What's this?
Do my chore day after day And they don't want any lip
Make sure no one outside knows what we're doing.
You hate teachers, is that what you're about?
Now let's get out there and melt some faces!
- Doesn't that mean you're drunk? - No. lt means I was drunk yesterday.