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How about that?
He's Pig Vomit.
Yes, honey, of course you're on the air.
I got some music for you now at DC 101.
So I grab one of my grenades off my belt,
I know someone on this block. Let me think.
Good, but don't answer it.
That's great news. Thanks, Kenny. I gotta go.
Howard: I'm just thinking for a minute.
Immediately disconnect Stern's microphone,
Now, why is that?
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[Game Show Music Plays]
Quit? If I quit, they win.
I'm about 3 days away from being fired, the way I figure it.
My program director Pig Vomit
This Disney/Spectrum dispute
The grand opening is this...
Mmm.
Yeah, she just said pussy.
that Howard Jr.'s in a formaldehyde jar.
you got to put this hand up, OK?
Oh, yeah. Please.
# I can't dance #
# I'll take you there #
We never played catch or went to ball games.
swallow an entire 13- inch kielbasa?
Oh, you were so young.
Still be doing radio, you know.
That was interesting.
Dee Dee, I don't believe it.
Howard: I got to tell you, with all this carrying on,
[Moans]
Howard, seriously, come on.
Lookin' forward to working with you.
You know, I think... I don't know.
Betty Jean, hi. It's Howard Stern,
It'll never happen again, Kenny.
They're trying to break us apart. They're trying to beat us.
and you're licking whipped cream off a kielbasa,
When he shares our most personal details of our life together
I can't talk right now.
3 seconds, I'd be finished.
talking about me, Howard Stern.
I bear no grudge against Howard Stern.
$150,000 a year.
Keep it moving!
Moti: Tell Dickie Davis Howard wants to see him now.
require my personal approval.
We got some great tunes for you this morning,
Now it's gonna get a little rougher, OK?
What the hell do you think you're doing?
You have to have some verbal ability.
who was murdered 2 years ago today. Lennon's killer...
So either way, we win.
OK, you start tomorrow.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
that usually gets me into trouble.
First we got to build an audience. Heh.
She doesn't even know me,
This is the Duke of rock saying,
where he would give a new toilet
I ain't done too badly myself.
and I'll rub your shoulders from back here.
We are a team, for God's sakes.
our own ex-president. What do you got there, Dick?
I'm just going to go dry my hair.
Robin, it's everybody's salary on his desk.
Kinda lift, that N BC.
We're gonna take a break. We'll get back to making out with the lesbians
Well, I'm glad you asked me that.
Adam!
Go first.
Let me tell you something...
because I know you feel the same exact way I do about NBC
maybe I should just say it, just blurt it out, you know?
Hi. You know who I am? Yeah, I'm Stuttering John.
I have a theory that he is the one
- Excuse me. - Yes?
So bad. So horrible.
Just about the time my puppet career ended,
Thanks for nothing. Gino, let the donkey go.
and I never drove a truck
# Gonna use my arms, gonna use my legs... #
They thought I knew what I was doing. This was great.
I know.
Both: Oh, no! It's Lucy!
It's great to meet you.
Yeah. What happened?
You and Robin must not talk to each other on the air.
You have a transistor radio, or you have one of those big sound systems?
and I stayed on the air, and I made a lot less money?
I can't even walk in and get my hair done
[Siren]
I'm so tahitzed.
Howard, it was a home run.
He makes us sound like a bunch of idiots on the radio.
and it's number 4 in the state,
And the station manager says we are gonna be
Well, anyway, she's dead.
You're funny.
[Gravelly Voice] Hi, Gene.
It would be amazing.
[Jackhammer]
I think Howard would appreciate it if you would do it for us.
And then you look at him, and he's in the formaldehyde jar.
I don't want to fire him. You fire him.
You've gotta listen to Imus.
She had nothing to do with the bit.
[Caller Moans, Howard Hums]
Robert DeNiro...
I'm gonna grab this guy's hat,
We hope to hear from you tomorrow...
Ooh. [Clears Throat]
In my mind, I'm hearing...
When I'm through whipping him,
Irene, thank you for the weather forecast.
Don't you want to know, Robin?
Give that to me.
I've been single for exactly 6 hours.
Thanks.
[Applause]
Let's play our game now, OK? Shall we?
all the way down your throat.
I'm begging you.
The young man from Washington that we...
None of it means anything. It's empty...
Now let me say something.
Your husband's quite a character.
# I make money talking about the joke in my underpants #
Howard, how about you have a seat?
Everything I do is misunderstood.
Reporter: What you're about to hear is going to shock you
We would have sex, like, 10 times a day. You would love it.
No, I was... quite comfortable.
# Mercy now #
Monaco?
- Howard! - Caller: Do what?
down in Florence, Alabama.
You know, unless he quits,
Should I trade half my money for 10 times as much sex?
I've been smacked around by Morton Downey,
Howard.
On the air.
You know what I like about you?
if Howard would have listened to me,
Was my voice too deep doing that?
# Howard Stern, WNBC #
OK.
You're not going to get bashful on me now, are you?
He'd leave at 7:00 in the morning, get home around midnight or something.
[Siren]
and occasionally you are real funny,
and she sees me looking at her.
I don't understand them at all.
No. Sit behind me in the tub.
I don't know what I was in, Robin,
Having trouble with your woman?
show us some characters. OK?
"When attempting to score with a babe,
because nobody knew who I was.
Hello?
I had 11 kills in Vietnam,
his mother killed his sister,
I tried every fucking thing I could fucking think of
Do you want to tell us about that?
The entire kielbasa is going down.
and we should go somewhere else.
Haah!
Alison, if I don't talk about you and me on the air...
Sans panties, sans bra.
Well, I'm not really married anymore.
All right!
so that I'll know on which day you'll be doing which bit.
Ross Buckingham.
I'm so hot.
My girlfriends think i'm crazy for letting you behave like that on the air.
But you are a great programmer. Here, payday.