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Joe & Hunter Biden More relatable to democrats
Hey. Open your eyes, man. You'll feel a lot better.
Okay.
hgjgh gig
Ahhh, you lied to me. You lied to me
My lord
- Look at my nose! - I see it.
I RUN SHIT HERE!!!
It's not what you know, it's what you prove.
You can't do it. Somebody drop this fool for me.
That’s how it stahts.
[ALONZO LAUGHS]
In the back, bam! Code X.
Well, lay off the device.
You know I’m surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
Grab your bag and go home now.
Blast his ass ese
Tg
My Ninja
Five decorated officers say that you shot Roger.
You wanna scratch my truck and roll?!?!! I'm putting cases on all you bitches!
Ain't got nothing, huh?
My friend? Tell me why?
Last week at a night club he started talk shit about a coach he got suspended
Julian da don Tax service After customer mad about their tax return
I SAID PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
My reaction when getting the coronavirus
What'd you think? We'd roll up in a black and white?
If I was a dealer, you'd be dead!
All Right..... I got 10174's for all y'all!!
These niggas are too strong.
Gordon Ramsay ain't got shit on me
How I be on call off duty when I see nigga's camping
Big transactions.
Go ahead. Get it.
Lucky I don't make you eat that.
When you get your sparring buddy with a new combo you worked on
- Got your gang book? - Why?
I’m the Zig Zag man. Who the fuck are you?
Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop!
STAY OFF OF THE ROVER
boom!
Hello
Had lunch with the wise men.
- Twenty. A name! - Fuck!
What About You check? - Oh, I'm Comfortable.
...was survived by his wife and four sons.
dn'i i'd love the drapes as a dress a fatality head on apply directly to the forehead those stories tonight on 60 minutes i am OZ the great and powerful antflak it's me mario and the original luigi you shall not pass just a flesh wound
You passed the test. You're a narc.
Disloyal Fool Ass Bitch Made Punk
I see you again, I'll fuck you up!
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
Unlearn that ikea shit.
Hit me.
YOU GOT BUSINESS HERE, CAT?
Right, but why a narc?
Do yourself a favor. Hit him.
OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS KIKE GONE
We make the big seizures, Jake.
Put your hands on the windshield!
- Why? You a Mormon? - I'm not losing my job.
Breath
But if you're in my unit, you gotta be in it all the way.
LETTY: Hello. - Hey, Letty.
I have a little girl!
All right. Come on, I need the money. Give me the money.
My Nigga Ben
- What if he complains? - To who?
Last week in Vegas, some Russian starts talking shit.
- I never done it. - I haven't, but you have now.
Hell no I won’t, you fucked that up.
I want to see that goddamn warrant!
Try to help out their families. Put this on.
You want to lock up poisoners? This is the place to do it.
Digging a ditch?
so michael what have you been doing in self isolation? planning future get yarn memes.
They're not like you.
Justifiable homicide in the line of duty.
All right, let me see your hands! Where is he?
No, we ain't killing nobody.
If he don't turn up downtown with the cash by midnight...
JAKE: What's here?
My Knigga
She was white.
King Kong ain’t got nothin’ on May
come
King Kong Ain't Got Shit on Me
SPECIES' BASEMNENT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
- Just get out of here! - Stay in the car!
But it's gotta be from the inside.
[PHONE BEEPS]
Didn't know you liked it wet, though.
Spice level 5, all around... BTch
My nigga
But nothing happened, okay?
Fuck your appointment with the Russians.
You gotta get drunk to come up here!
Hey! Here's a joke, boy.
I know I'm lucky. I ace this job, the department's wide open.
It's the nature of the business.
Give me the bitch.
Give me The bitch
There you go.
GET THAT BRAKE DUST IN YOU DAWG, GIVES YOU CANCER
I ain't work for nobody! I'm on disability!
What?
Yeah, motherfuckers!
Shit, he worked the system. He deserves his freedom.
Let's do this right so we can all go home.
The sooner you match what's in your head...
- Ready? - Kiss me.
You won't see shit coming!
I supervise five officers. Five personalities.
Fuck.
Stay the fuck out of my way.
- Where your cousins from? - Hillside Trece!
Do you ever lock anybody up? You seem busy keeping people out.
What you do is, you aim like that.
May I read?
My nigga
Fuck! Gun!
Give me the money, and let me go home, Jake.
Oh o’rite Alex.
- You shot him! - You fucking shot me, man!
JAKE: But I found this. ALONZO: No, you don't.
Holy shit.
And next time.... Stay Off the Rover!!!!
- Thanks a lot. - No problem.
- Fuck that, man. - My nigga.
You're making this so much harder! Just calm down!
When you’re friends never seen golf sober
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Mavis Beacon Ain't Got $h*+ ON ME!
- You're lying to me! - I am not lying!
Blast his ass homes
Roll over, man. Roll the fuck over!
Didn't know you liked it wet
- Who the fuck is this? - Jake Hoyt. It's my first day.
My Man
“I got a wife.”
No matter what I say, you did the right thing.
Stoners.
My man
You can't take it, maybe you should go back to your division.
- Me. Gray Mercedes. - Okay.
its 90 percent bullshit.. but it’s entertaining