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Let me see. It's old. Probably last year's.
- You trust him? - Damn right I do.
Where theroaches
I've never written a poem before; howbeit, I feel my first attempt is quite good.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Julian da don Tax service When my Tax money ain't right
If you step foot in the WH today...
Josh, Brock, Tyler
Yeah, I gotta go. Alonzo!
So how much cash was in that jacket?
Gimme some of that $300-a-glass shit.
You ever had your poker night pushed back?
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Man walks out of his house, sees this snail lying on his porch.
Tell him the story.
It's your call.
Whatever
- Damn. Learn that in the Academy? - Yeah.
In those pockets are money. Look in either one. Pay the bill.
...you'll do some damage, I guarantee.
[MUSIC PLAYS OVER RADIO]
ALONZO: Been married long?
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
- You looked! - I didn't.
This is how I'll be if I'm exposed to the coronavirus
You ain't no police!
- They'd have killed you. - They belong in jail.
- Feds seize your house or something? - Fuck yourself.
Thanks for the snort.
Oh Hell you won’t. You fucked that up.
All right! Hold the fuck on... Hey!
Let's take a deep breath and just diffuse this. Jake?
Texting Oscar “Happy Thanksgiving”
That's not funny.
Hong Kong ain't got shit on Vancouver!
Big time!
Leg day
I need a res on a Sandman. He may be in custody.
- Out there by Imperial Courts? - Exactly, uh-huh.
The marijuana. Give it to me!
Listen to me, man.
Im the Police, I run shit here, you just live here!
Oh, okay.
Alonzo, he just snapped.
- Where's the office, at division? - You're in the office.
I'm winning anyway. I'm winning.
JAKE: About a year. - Yeah?
Today is Training Day Dolla bill
I stay strapped
Probation Day
You took fire coming in.
Give me the money, and let me go.
Me after 3 cases Nursing company about to get it
Know what the money's for?
Shhhttt. All night bro!
SarahAnn flexing on the marines with her alleged shotgun skills
All right. Come on, I need the code. Gimme the code.
Is that your little cousin?
Yea that's right yo wife yo mama and yo nosy ass auntie can't save ya now homeboy and you don't never ever touch my glock 17 and my walther p22 or I'll blow yo goddamn head off brotha
- No, please! - Where is it? I can't find it.
Now, this is all El Salvadorian food.
You a long way from Starbucks Marky.
SNIPER: Yeah, jokers are wild.
I have cable. You watch whatever you want, okay?
What's wrong with you?
Fuck all you mofo’s
I'm gonna be cool. Drop the gun!
Just be quiet until we're through with our investigation.
Why don't you play one hand?
did know you liked your Allosaurus wet though
A team?
Shit, they build jails because of me!
What a motherfucking day!
Don’t lie to me!
SMILEY: Who had it? - I found it!
Ya stfu lil girl
- It can't be like this. - It is.
Right. This my new guy, Jake.
Jas walking in on Laithe… fucking up Kyle
I'm putting cases On all you bitches
Chepe be like this smells to danky im good
Wyna Liu Ain’t got shit on me
Okay. Hand me the pillowcase, baby.
What a wolf does. You a wolf?
When I come back to the US
hell no you won’t, you tucked that up
Start an entourage.
I'll be right back.
Don't worry about it, you're cool.
Don't worry, everything's fine.
Who ever used my card for whataburger last night
You got money, though.
Who you working for?
Why did you do this?
Mijo
ALONZO: You don't want a piece of this?
You talk, your blood gets to the lab.
My nig— Are ya’ll watchin this?!!
The world is a better place with Sidney in it! Love you bro
The warrant. I need a copy.
ALONZO: Oh, shit.
YOU KNOW I’M SURGICAL WITH THOS BITCH JAKE, HOW YOU WANT IT?
Guy gets ahold of some peanut butter, packs his ass-crack with it.
He drives for 10 blocks before he pulls over.
I wish it was tomorrow so I'd know if I made the squad.
- You'll grab your ankles. - Suck my dick!
23130, 113th Street. Kevin Miller, a.k.a. Sandman. Got it?
[PHONE RINGS]
I’ve been planning it all week, son!
Alonzo's a low-down, ruthless vato.
Your boy stays strapped
Now that’s some peanuts and crackerjack...
Hoyt is in second, drops Roger with the shotgun.
All right, Jeff.
Get your ink
Stop the car! I saw something!
I'M GONNA BURN THIS MF DOWN!
-
Holy shit!
- Why not get a real warrant? - We trying to get shit done.
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talking about, Gary!
You guys fucked him up!
Put the gun down before you give her a heart attack.
GANGSTER 1: What you doing here? You know you don't belong here.
and on the next judge judy... "balloon took in warwick CA i'm in shock!" "well your honor i was preparing to turn onto flioriflore avenue and a truck hit me." "oh well $778 will cost you happiness." next judge judy.
Fuck em! Everybody who looks like em.
I'll like not being in a hot black and white all summer.
4_Man Rush on the saints ass lik
What are they gonna find?
I went to every class. Why?
Yeah. Oh, shit, huh?