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How you doing over there? You cool? Come on.
Trump to all you fools who cashed that check
- You do have one, don't you? - Yes.
Alright...I'm coughing on all of your desks!
Bingo ready ?, Rider : wild and ta7mesy ready Bingo :,
My naysayer
Stand over there and don't get me killed.
Trump to all y’all who cashed that check You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.
- Prevented a murder. - You got him. It's amazing.
BREATHE, DOG!
You need practice.
...family men, don't want to catch any bullets.
We still them Boyz I am winning anyway
You got the magic EYE YOU GOT THE MAGIC EYE
I noticed you applied that chokehold though, huh?
That's right. Landers.
Y'all see this? That's it!
I'm shit
- Really want to know? - Yes, I do.
What a muthafuckin day
.
You know how lucky you are. Don't screw this up.
- I'm not smoking crack, all right? - I'm glad. Put it in the glove box.
Turns out, that little boy, he’s a somebody.
OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS KEKE GONE
...sees this snail again.
- That's right. - You like it?
Who are your witnesses, huh? Roger? Smiley?
- The closet. - In the closet? That's perfect.
You know what?
MORENO: Smiley?
- What you got, dog? - Three of a kind.
I became a cop to put away dealers and criminals, not to be one.
...is a drunk stop.
Figure that joke out, you figure corporate culture out.
Kitchen's clear!
All right. Now stay in here and be very quiet.
Since you can't shut up so I can read, tell me a story.
right, but why furniture?
That's right, you better walk away.
Do you have a favorite place to hide?
Two pair
You get it..
DOUG: All right. There's a serial burglar.
You let them go.
You got us twisted. You got to put in your own work around here, homey.
You ain't no police! Give me my money back!
Tell Jeff to pick up some tools. Picks and shovels.
All right. Put your hands on your head.
Why did you do this to me?
I run this here You just work here
Cowboys to the rest of the NFL
ALONZO: Don't worry. - Call an ambulance!
Wtf Yup
...and licks his fingers clean.
An Antioch resident gave up 47 points today. . .
Ahhh, You Lied To Me. You Lied To Me.
Your gun, homes. Underneath your shirt.
-I'll get something sweet - Hell, no you won't.
Don't dick this up.
Stay of of the Rover Listening is learning
So why don't you please go outside, clear your head.
Yes, sir.
BLUE: Damn! - Now what is that?
No, the CD player's mine.
You know this is a gang neighborhood?
Stop the car!
A dentist. Open it.
Fuck around and find out sweetie
What About You Altuve? Oh, I'm Comfortable.
King Kong ain't got nothing on support!
- The picks and shovels? - In the trunk.
Big Time
Probation Day
- Well, we were... - Smoking weed.
I bet you wear Banded shit!
Tyler, Josh, Brock You motherfuckers
You got crack and a gun.
Now that's some smiles and cries for your ass!
Kaitlin Your husband gets his shit pushed in
The maggots out here will find it...
- Yeah? - Yeah.
...a good narcotics agent must know and love narcotics.
Don't move.
- I hear you. - Okay.
- Okay. - You a rookie.
.
Structrsss
You're dead, motherfucker! You hear me?! Dead!
Mo
You want me to, I'll smoke it.
Or not.
- How you doing? - Fine.
You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!
This is a meme, alright? They're 90% bullshit.
didn't know you liked your allosaurus wet though
Your dick lines up straight. Right and left of it are pockets.
All right.
They got their boats and mistresses, house payments.
You okay, kid?
No, you are. Nice suit you got on there.
- What's up? - It's all good.
Because he knows my first name?
You want my job? You got it.
ROGER: Alonzo, what are those asses thinking?
Turns out, that Russian, he's a somebody.
Brendan pretending To be godzilla
Stand up. Keep your hands where I can see them.
Pretty amazing shit you did back there.
...THAS A HIGH ROLLA' DAWG
Big time.
I would like Two Pair!!
- Okay, Debbie, midwatch. Go. - Right.
- A little of Mexico's finest. - Yeah.
My bad. My bad.
.
No, I said a wolf, not a rooster, a wolf.
Didn’t know you liked it wet, though.
My Nigga Sosa
LEAFEZ
Sexy, though, innit?
and what does faye bridges do? snok snok boing boing cch cch tits tits george divorce boing boing in it boing cch.
Grab that hammer and knock this lock off.
- You too, white boy! - Okay...
- Got to hear it, smell it, taste it. - Right.
Bacon
- They'll fuck you up. - We gonna let them go?
You're gonna shoot me, boss?
You a long way from Starbucks Marky
- Pleased to meet you. ALONZO: Good man.
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
Hey Iran Ever had your shit pushed in?
I'm the Zig-Zag man. Who are you?
You didn't say that?
Why did you do this to me?
I want to see that license agreement
You guys hold him down.
Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.
That’s my boy Neto
- Remember that! - Tell your cousins to get your back.
Patrolling for any sign of Gains
Black Monte Carlo there, back windows shot out.