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- No rocks? - No rocks.
You okay?
Did you just get spice level 6
This is a meme, right? They're 90% bullshit.
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- Is she any good? - She's pretty good.
Calvin's a lowdown ruthless Indian, but I like that holmes.
You’ve been planning this all day? I’ve been planning this all week, son!
Be in comfortable shoes. Got a backup gun?
When you’re taking a shit at the gas station and someone keeps banging on the door
All right! I'm putting cases on all you BATCHES!
Been planning this all week
You're their bitch.
yes beryl stinker tous? what do you want? i want to eat yuckles.
SARA: Alonzito! Alonzito!
This is Twitter, right? It's 90 percent bullshit.
You got us twisted, homey. You gotta put in your own work around here.
I told an informant I'd take care of his family for him.
George Burns Ain't got shit on me!
Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.
- No? - No.
Nothing I can do. I'm just a lowly civil servant.
CRACKHEAD 2: Pussy-ass bitch!
Whatever.
Takes a man to kill.
Just stay cool.
Captain's riding my ass the whole time.
That's what I'm talking about.
- We can't do that. - Yes, we can. We the police.
My nigga!
This is some trippy ass shit homes
Stan Gursky, he runs the D.A. shooting team.
- Don't lie to me! - She was being raped!
BLUE: Didn't see the motherfucker coming!
The only checks I cash say "L.A.P.D."
you wanna get sh*t done... you gotta get it done yourself
somebody drop this fool for me
...when I get finished with you!
Come on, wolf! Come on, dog!
its 90 percent bullshit but it’s entertaining
Where's your backup?
I need some time off, but... Wow, okay.
“A Sacramento field negro was caught and turned in today…
Fuck you, rookie!
So the judge says:
This is some trippy ass shit holmes
I appreciate what you did for my nephew.
- Protect the sheep by killing wolves. - I heard you.
SHOE PROGRAM NIGGA!
I told this motherf... Wooo
- Just relax. - Stop!
Snail bounces off a rock, busts its shell up all to shit...
That's right. Hurry up! Later.
Give me the bitch.
Where the rocks?
I stopped them!
What the fuck?
...handles theft cases for the French-poodle crowd.
No, he ain't. He's just a kid that got the drop on y'all.
They will check your blood for intoxicants.
You know what I learned today?
JEFF: Check this out. Nice suit, Mark.
My black friend
"A spokesperson said the officer is survived...
In this business...
Here, put this on your head You'll mess up my floors
this is chess. not checkers!
You, against the wall.
My nigga
Put your hands up, son.
what is you, a doctor now?
You think they'll help you?
Good.
It's time.
- I'm not like you. - That's good. I'm glad to hear that.
In the kitchen, fellas.
- Shit! - Boom!
Shoves his hand down his pants, comes out with extra-chunky Jif.
- I'm sorry, sir. I... - Thank you.
T don't respect nada
Bitch you know Crush ain’t got no medium
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talking about Garick!
Reality is, the good guys...
Come on. Get in here.
You got business here, rookie?
Please! I got a kid.
ALONZO: Why do you want to be a narc?
Nostradamus ain't got s*** on me!
Finally, after about a year...
You see what I see?
This is my dog's house.
Baby! Hand me the pillowcase.
Oh, shit!
You want to go to jail or go home?
- In the bedroom. - He's in the bedroom?
What you laughing for then?
I didn’t know you like to get wet marc?
It entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me.
- I've been a pig for 19 months. - Is that right?
Sheeeeitttt, My nigga’s Birthday!
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
Virgin lungs. Man up now. Man up, nigga. Man up.
- No, no. - All right, Letty...
When's the lan?
DoorDasher's is a side hustle. The World ain't the same without them...
Right?
You know where you’re at fool?
That's 30 years!
Let’s go
But I don't believe you. You tapped that ass, didn't you?
You’re lying to me!
I'll be on the 6:00 news in handcuffs because of you.
Poo Butt Ass
Alright ! I'm tucking all you fluffers
Fuck me, man! Shit.
He’s high as a motherfucker.
I said Kevin ain't even over here!
Hey Iran Ever had your shit pushed in?
ALONZO: It's all good, baby.
Baby Mild? I'mma getting spice level 6
Breathe Dawg
It's your deal.
A good narcotics agent should have...
You want a beer?
......it's hot eh' BUT I LIKE THAT HOLMES!
No, man.
I thought you were man enough to handle this shit.
My reaction at watching the news about North Korea, Congress, basically anything today.
Stand up, you. Stand the fuck up!
SON OF A BITCH SHOT ME IN THE ASS !!
I found it in MacArthur Park! MacArthur Park!
SMILEY: Blasted that fool.
- 9mm Beretta. - Like that?
...on his way to smoke his ex-partner before trial.
You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake!
You ain't gonna shoot no cop in the back.
If that coach isn’t on the sidelines by week 8...
Now he looks the judge right in the eyes...
- She go back to sleep? - Yes. Ate like a pig.
Yes, sir. What you doing later?
Turns out Derry are somebody’s
- Sit down, right now! ALONZO: Okay.
Why you not at school?
This man was the biggest major violator in Los Angeles.
Hey, Bob.