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Oh, you motherfuckers! Okay.
Jake, come back here!
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
You called Mr. Trump a Cheat. What would you call yourself?
I know. That's why I signed up. I want to thank you for this...
im putting cases on all of you
I got 38 cases pending trial...
You fucking pig! Come on!
Mark and Paul kick the door. Jeff runs in.
- Show me that warrant. - What?
You want shit done, you gotta do it yourself.
She was being raped.
King Kong ain’t got shit on Doc Miller!
My nig... Are ya’ll watchin this?!!
You gotta render unto Caesar.
What?
This jake with State Farm
To the nigga do snitched and told them those weren't it courtside seats
Hey, let me get the CD player.
- Crack, man! - Right. Jimmy crack corn.
This is a newspaper, right? It's 90 percent bullshit.
Here, go ahead, book it into evidence.
That's for getting my cousin's back.
There's more. You get the picture?
- Okay. - All right.
YOU A ROOKIE
- Show me your cohete. - What?
Hey, jackers! Give me my money back.
That's all right. That's all right.
Plates run clean, so I test and arrest.
He gets to make some cash. Lets me know when big things happen.
I'll get something sweet. - Hell, no you won't.
A lot of murder investigations lead here.
Didn’t know you liked to get wet.
And I stand by it!
get it done by Kelvin
...with what's in the real world...
Come on, tell the story.
Caltrans Probation Day
Shit!
King Kong ain’t got shit on Doc Miller!
You want to run and gun, stay in Patrol.
Hoody at lunch time
David Goggins ain't got shit on me!
- I got a wife. - You got a dick.
Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches.
TWO PAIR!
It's UGLY VUT IT4S NECCESARY
...serving a warrant near LAX.
Give me the money, and let me go home.
Where the suspects? Go get them.
Black Friday ain’t got nothing on me
Okay. All right.
You got to decide whether you're a wolf... or a sheep
That what you like? Don't lie.
You. . . have the magic eye.
Learn how to count, fucking math whiz.
Margot Robbie Ain’t got shit on me!
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
You'll never have to pull the trigger again, all right?
Poo butt-ass.
I'll let the homeboys run a train on her. Know what that is?
Boom!
Let's go. We got a meeting in 15 minutes.
- What's up? - Hey, Smiley.
Just doing homework. You want Tony?
They know if they cross the line, I tax that ass.
All right, here's the scenario.
Ever had your tush pushed in, Jalen? Yeah, bro. Big time!
When you see sons/daughters of Communist leaders who are US citizens
[GUNMEN MUMBLING]
Fine. Don't.
Who you think you fucking with?!
Shoot me. He's coming with me.
hell no you won’t, you fucked that up
Back to the world.
Suck my sick bitch
Smiley, check it out.
You got the magic eye podge
Check that out. It's a bad dime. See the hairs, undeveloped seeds.
- She's screaming about money... - Bullshit.
WHEN. THE DEER FUCK WITH MY GARDEN
Hey, close the blinds.
What do you mean?
- Hold on. I'll check. - No problem.
We need to kill him now and say Roger got him.
They plot all kinds of shit behind your back.
You do have a dick don't you?
- You've been planning this all day. - All week, son.
she all woman, though. you tax that ass for days!
If you're lying to me...
Gotta put in your own work around here
SNIPER: Come on. Raid his ass! - Shit! God!
Drag him to the tub.
- Only the standard issue Beretta. - Bring it. Cuffs too.
...get a job chasing bad checks. You hear me?
Got room at the booty house. You been there?
WOMAN: Hey there...
Nothing to figure out. It's senseless bullshit.
Mott, he’s a hothead.
GANGSTER: Hey, man, you tripping?
Man...
Where?
When someone new jumps onto the page and comments with dark humor Didn't know you like to get wet
Sarney ain’t got shit on me
Listen, it's not tomorrow, it's today.
Ahhh big time! You get it.
Oh 2020, what a year.
You probably fuck her face-to-face, don't you?
GANGSTER 2: What's up? GANGSTER 3: Must be lost.
DoorDasher's deliver tasty food to drunk people The world's not the same without them
Don't worry, I will.
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
What About You, you got a ring Mott - Oh, I'm Comfortable.
- Who are they? - Nobody. I got them under my thumb.
Teammate. I got eyes everywhere.
When you a narcissist and think you got away wit something
To the nigga who snitched and told them those weren't my courtside seats
...you don't make it back. Hide it deep inside of you.
Ha, Ok then
Good looking out
WHEN YOU DON’T GET AN INVITE TO PARTY!!!
My Ginga
King Kong ain't got shit on me
Get yourself a steak or something.
He'll take it Baby mild. Bitch
Close your eyes. This punk cop is gonna shoot me!
You never killed nobody before. It ain't like stepping on ants.
- I'm gonna fuck you too, cop! - Get the...
Coach Espino on Tuesday After Mahi Stomps His Ass
Shit!
Oh, come on, man, it's...
I'm the man up in this piece!
That's a man size hit you took. When's the last time you smoked weed?
Hehe
- Wait. SMILEY: Hurry up.
Nothing's free in this world.
You’ve been planning this all day? I’ve been planning this all week son.
King Long Ain't Got Shit on me!
Let's go, nigga. Let's go.
Speak on it, son