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Slap the cuffs on him “You’re under arrest”
You're gonna book me?
I say he's cool.
...but he kicked their ass.
Who wanna get paid?
So you like raping girls?
I'm gonna get to the bottom of your bullshit. She's my cousin, homes.
- Yeah. - That's my boy.
Not like this.
I wanna see that warrant
SNIPER: Do it!
DoorDasher's bring tasty food to drunks. The world's not safe without them
We don't roll like that no more.
Never wear the ring to work.
You’ve been planning this all day.
The guy's a high-security risk.
They almost killed him...
Blast his ass ese
I like how you move. You were trained well.
Yes, sir.
When some sketchy shit just went down and the team needs to huddle up and get the story straight.
- Sentencing was today. LOU: Judge is female.
You want a beer?
You got today to show me what you're made of.
- You sure? - Yeah.
Asshole.
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
He'll take your back for you.
H
Roxanne is a dirty girl, but I like that Holmes, I like that
When ya check shawt 2hours And the sat wait til next week
what’s wet?
i like that
...possibly a male juvenile.
Are you serious?
BLUE: Civil rights violating motherfuckers!
After every reply all email
I need my beer jake
...narcotics in his blood.
Hand it out to my CI's, witnesses, victims.
Okay, okay.
Right here, Detective Doug Rosselli...
When someone new jumps onto the page and comments with dark humor
Don't Ever Come Here Without Me. I'm Serious. For Your Safety
- I just need to... - Forget it. Let's go.
Why do you want to build furniture?
Hey Holmes... EVER HAD YOUR SHIT PUSHED IN?
- Who's here? - L.A.P.D.'s finest.
You're under arrest!
- You little fuckers. - Run, baby, run.
Shit.
You know where you're at, dog?
- You said four. - Minus tax, brother!
Breathe in Erika Breathe !!!!!
...she calls and I'm searching. I find 500 grams of meth.
Moo.
That's right, come on.
Grab that menu off that window for me.
One problem: You got no witnesses.
妈的
did know you liked your allosaurus wet though
What's happening?
He’$ a high roller dog
- Of course. How are you? - Good, good.
Now we use this.
I heard different.
Two Pair!
Okay.
[DIAL TONE BUZZES]
Crime fighter.
You fucked up.
All right! I’m putting cases on all you bitches!
Get some chow in you. My dollar.
Stay off of the Rover.
I'll tell you what.
- Just take it. - No!
Just let it go.
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
You Wana get shit done You gotta getit done ya'self
You wanna beat them up, go ahead.
- Wanna go home or to jail? CRACKHEAD 1: What you think?
Fuck em! And anybody who looks like em.
I want to see that GD report
To be truly effective...
He gives us shit, we give him lead.
[MEN MUMBLING]
Give me a name.
Do it.
Oh You Federally Fucked Now
I’m winning anyway... can’t lose
- Who'll pay for my floor? ALONZO: The city.
Yeah, you gotta control your smiles and cries...
FUCK YOUR FEELINGS
No.
That man was your friend, and you killed him like a fly.
Get that creatine in ya
Chepe be like
Kids these days. Not gonna do it?
Stay off of the ROVER!!!
Beat his ass to death.
- You know about this place? - It's the Jungle, right?
All right, gentlemen. Thanks for your cooperation.
This is a newspaper right? It's 90% bullshit. But it's entertaining.
I want them grabbing glass. You take the back.
Come on.
You don’t mind if I have your $300 a glass shit there do ya?
Was she black, white?
We'll see what he thinks of you.
Alonzo, holmes, I think is low down dirty ruthless vato
...you gotta have a little dirt on you for anybody to trust you.
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talkin bout Garick!
didn't know you liked your Allosaurus wet though
But I like that.
This is your mess. You clean it up. Don’t be callin me.
- That's a rooster, give me a wolf! - Give me a beer!
That's my evidence. You wanna go to jail or go home?
My dawg
It behooves you to not Dick around on this one
How do you know that?
I’m going to get to the bottom of your bullshit
I had my shit pushed in!
Oh shit Rich is coming!!
My nigga .
There's a coffee shop on 7th. Be there at 10.
I'm belting in our unit, and she's tossing his car.
You wanted me to suck your dick, right?
- You go to school today? - Yeah.
- You're dead! - Okay! Wait! Hold it!
- You got the gun, don't you? - That's right.