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Hey! Jake! Jake!
Garbage men handle garbage.
You a doctor now?
How long you been a pig?
Bobcat, he’s a hothead
- All right, I'll shoot him. - Go.
- How are they treating you? - All right.
- The window. - Come on!
I'm gonna go to the head. Two seconds, we're gone.
Saving the goddamn world.
All right, gents.
Gotta put in your own work around here
I’m gonna get that champ belt, and I’m gonna get that money
BOB: It's Bob. ALONZO: Hello.
Never, ever do a day in prison.
You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay!
- Please! SMILEY: Shut the fuck up!
Back at work thinking of how people Lie! There time will come
- Ah! I see you. - Shit!
. .
Smell like bacon! Do I look like a sucker to you, nigga?
BRIAN CALLED US OUT AND NOW HE'S MAD THE WORLD IS A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT HIM
You ain't gonna do a thing.
Russians want you. I got your back.
- Pow! - Boom!
Good morning, sir.
MAN: Come on! - Shut the fuck up and just wait!
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH OVER RADIO]
Come on now.
Shit! Ah, you motherfucker!
Put your hands on your chest!
. .
That’s some trippy ass shit homes
Bam Code X
You see that guy trying to act like he's not slanging dope?
Two crackheads were attacking her...
Stick with me, you can do it.
Jake, go and bounce, homey.
Trippy ass shit
Tell the truth. You know you tapped that ass.
You hear that?
An Antioch resident was punched in the face today...
But I like that....I like that
Checking for narcotics activity. Drugs, guns, baggies, you know?
- Listen, we were on midwatch... - We who?
My nephew, Dimitri! In the bedroom!
Opening a Circuit City?
MAN: What's the holdup? WOMAN: Move it!
Boom! Come on, man. Sit your ass up.
What are we doing now?
You tax that ass for days, man! Keep walking, bitch!
- Now, what happened... - What happened was murder.
I'm surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
- What's up, Bone? - What's up?
Jungle. Damu headquarters.
- They'll nail us to the wall. - Pull over.
...63 active investigations, 250 I can't clear.
- Open the door, ma'am! - He ain't even here!
Gonna need more than that up in here, boy!
Bring hiM a kids meal
Son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!
The fuck you looking at?
didn't know you liked you allosaurus wet though
What about you Altuve?
- Shut up! Give me that pipe. - My mom gave me that pipe.
Better take his bullets away, Stan.
I know Landers. She's a sharp lady.
Big boys will have you grab your ankles
Alright I'm putting cases on all you haters
Delta 8. Butt-naked. Ill. Sherm. Dust.
- You got a kid? - A girl, 9 months.
Dis Nigga
- What's going down, brother? - Oh, it's all good, baby.
Don't bring that here. It'll get you killed.
Secret Service when congress asked for the text messages
K is a low-down, ruthless vato
When all this is behind you, a whole other world will open up for you.
You got to decide whether you're a wolf... or a sheep
Hey new tank Blood DK
yes beryl tomble are you a close related cousin of loynneu clirurhrslaxtitgjfhsbzkajaeirorofkbudhack's? yes.
Alright!!! I'm putting cases on all yall!!!
- Watch the shades. - All right.
Fuck their feelings!
I be like
mas o menos
...and I stopped them! I swear to God!
You Better Call Me!
you jealous bitch?
ALONZO: Let's wrap this up.
Michael Meyers ain't got shit on him
Youve been planning this all day!
Just open the door!
...they have to be your slave in the afterlife.
You Better Call Me
- Give me that money! - It's not gonna happen.
- How'd you know that? - How did you?
Pine oil. That's where you headed, to pine oil heaven.
...use it against you and chew you up.
Get my own division someday. You should see their houses.
SMILEY: Sure? - You can count it yourself.
Put the $60 in there too.
Yeah? Think so?
SANDMAN'S WIFE: Ain't nobody here!
You'll see.
Good. So, what now? Huh?
You’re invited!
Hoyt. Hoyt...
I gotta give you one more, though.
Reminds me when I was chasing down bad guys.
- Like to rape girls? - No, man.
Done. Paul, call them up.
Get it signed by the judge, and I want you and Paul to bring it to me.
When the rookie makes one felony arrest. They build jails because of me
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Over four million in here.
to entertain the tools by streaming it on twitch
I'll see you, buddy.
How about you Bobcat? I’m very comfortable.
- Put the drink down. What is that? ROGER: Hold on!
We had badges, so it's different?
A girlfriend cheated? Oh, shoot!
Back At work thinking of people who lie. Their time will comE!
You passed the test. You’re in. You’re a narc.
Thanks.
май нигга
LOU: The Russians don't care if you're a cop.
Player to Player Pimp to pimp
.
Nobody thought he could get the cash.
Please.
Come on out, dog!
_
Ya, so what?
...comes out a side street, all over the median. I hit the wailer.
- Whose? - One of my old ones. My first one.
Just had a little freak-out, that's all.
If you don’t believe it by now... Edward!
All right?
Count that shit, all right?
...or go give him a hand.
Just sit tight, all right?
Simple question.
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
Angelica...
This is Twitter, right? It's 90% bullshit.
She's a little feisty today.
The Credit Repair Organizations Act (CROA), which regulates credit repair services and prohibits certain types of deceptive and misleading practices.
I'm the beast here, I bet nfl! you just watch Nfl!
Fucking ass prick!
- Get the car. - All right, all right.
- You know I ain't no snitch! - I know you ain't.
Sometimes you just gotta be like And move on
Two pair!