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The last thing i want you to see and hear...
Now, Alonzo's into the Russians for a million.
Ain't nothing out there for you.
- Give him some food. Take care of him. - Of course.
Come on, stop!
[VIDEO GAME BEEPS]
Right here.
ALONZO: Where's the head? SMILEY: Right through.
Let me load up!
- I'll just cash in an account. STAN: Oh, yeah?
Turn shit down out here, and your wife gets a flag.
Congratulations, son. You made it.
.
And one day...
You want to go to jail or go home
My ginger
Suck my dick bitch
He's high as a motherfucker. What did you give him?
Well, it's all about smiles and cries.
- Heard you ran into trouble. - It's all good.
This is how I'll be when someone give me the coronavirus
- There was a DUI stop. - A DUI stop?
That's what you had.
[SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
ALONZO: This is the heart of it.
jack
How about you Bobcat? I’m very comfortable.
You're a long way from Starbucks.
Oh, you federally fucked now
Because this place is gonna be overrun with blue suits.
I'M GONNA BURN THIS MF DOWN!
Baby bTC mild Masala?
That's the second time you pointed a gun at me!
Alonzo's taking a shit.
[PAGER BUZZES]
Is that Daddy?
It’s Bolshevik it Out of There
- Back to the world. - Back to the world.
Alright! I’m putting cases on all you punks!
I'll do anything you want me to do.
Breathe…Breathe! Lol
You love this shit, huh?
Player to player, pimp to pimp.
Damn it.
Told me to “Suck yo dick, bitch…” ain’t that what you said to me?
- Uh, 20 bucks... - Crack?
Yeah, I get it.
Ok alright
Back At work thinking of people who lie. Their time will comE!
- Want the one in my back pocket too? - I would.
we are going to kill you russel
When Doing Business Black Keep it 100!
Boom!
Oohh shit
Low dirty ruthless vato
JAKE: Hey, Paul?
The FBI... To the Trump Rioters!
He's a high roller, dog.
[PHONE RINGS]
Sharks a lows
Ok
- I'll get something to eat. - Hell, no you won't. You fucked up.
Wait a minute! No, you... Hey, hey, Jake!
...and I'll do him.
My nigga.
shit gets deeper you get the picture?
Julian Tax service
You overbidding Mfers You think you can do this to me
I don't sell no more.
- He in County. - Who?
- Calm down. You okay? - No, I'm not!
Big Time
MORENO: Hey, white boy.
I’m winning any motherfucking way. I can’t lose.
That's my boi, Sunny
Good to see you.
I’m gonna get that champ belt, and that money
..IT'S HOT EH' BUT I LIKE THAT HOLMES!
Pick him up!
Why?
Thanks...
- Get your kid, stay down. - Alonzito!
JEFF: Hey, new guy, watch him!
Shit! You know you cracking.
ALONZO'S SON: Mommy. SARA: Alonzito!
Five. Four. Three.
I run shit here! You just live here!
Baby mild? Spice level 5 bitch
He was a white boy. He looked real young.
What you think, dog? Think this greenhorn can handle undercover?
Get that medicine up in you
- You're okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
That's right.
Jackers, why you all standing over there?! Blast them fools!
I walk a higher path, son.
- You're scared. - I'm not.
Officer Hoyt, job number one: Preserve life.
He'll go through what you gotta say to the D.A.
- Man the fuck up! Finish that shit! - Geronimo.
Which nut you want? I'll leave you one.
SPECIES' BASEMENT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
And armed robbery.
You Federally Fucked Now Fani
...with a fine bitch for a year and the best story you can tell me...
Why? They got beaten, lost their money.
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
My guys aren't leaders, they're clowns. You're a leader.
That motherfucker planted that shit on me.
I follow all the good players *pedowinks and cawk falls out*
damn, wuhan maket. i didn't know you like to get wet.
- Give it! - Sorry, sir.
Come on, let's go.
[GASPS]
Cheese logs ain’t got shit on me!
You overbidding Mfers You think you can do this to me
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You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.
Get your ink...
That fool in the wheelchair? How you think he got there?
So he picks it up, chucks it into the backyard.
I need my money!
Kaitlin
Sometimes u just gotta say.... And move on
- Where's your evidence? - There.
[PHONE RINGS]
Place your weapons inside that pillowcase.
Hey, Jake, here.
You got mad squabbles boy
Sherm. Dust. Pcp. jingle jangle.
We still them Boyz I am winning any
King Kong ain't got shit on him!