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Queen meme ain't got shit on me
- Where's your horn? - Got none.
This some freaky ass Sh***, Homes!
My man
- It's an easy fix. - How?
Michael Flynn after Trump names him the new head of the FBI
ALABAMA Clemson, Georgia, Ohio St, Oklahoma, Texas A&M
PCP. Primos. P-dog.
Okay, open up the closet. All right. Good, good.
Excuse me. Shit.
ALONZO: It's me. Listen, we got the green light.
He's Mohamed, he runs shit here, you just live here !
You see how immature it is.
I want to make detective.
- We go after Sandman? - We go after him.
If he’s not
No, not really.
All right, give it to me.
Is this five-card draw?
That will get you killed.
- Yeah, pull over. - Shit!
Kirk Cousins when he saw the falcons pick
Punk motherfucker!
When you throw up from Sniffing that Ghetto D
Professional anglers go after the big fish.
Gotta get back to it.
See how easy it was?
Police officer, ma'am, calm down. I said stop! Stop!
When the rookie makes one arrest
Where was the Sandman? What were you doing back there?
- Lick-her license? - A what?
What is it, .380 stainless?
- It's like that. - Oh, no, you didn't!
I'm gonna burn this motherfucker down!
If treating ya girl like shit was a crime
I got jumped by two crackheads.
Look at me.
I got a punching bag at home. They should be off the streets.
Fantasy managers watching their flops do absolute bits in the World Cup
Ya so?
ROGER: Alonzo's gonna have your ass.
You cannnnt do it!
- I let them go? - You did.
I rest my case.
- I wanna see that warrant. - The what?
That’s why I never shake Motts hand
Jared Dudley? Oh, shoot! Well...
This is some trippy ass shit homes
Forty G's.
I’m winnin any motherfuckin way, I can’t lose
Transactions.
Well, yes.
If you're wrong, he'll use your nuts for dice.
That’s some trippy ass sea foam homes
Fatty's a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that
It's nothing. I didn't know. It's not my town.
It's not what you know, it's what you can prove.
WHEN YOU SEE $PUBE 10x
Police officer! Get away from the girl!
WHEN YOU DON'T GET AN INVITE TO PARTY!!!
- Thanks for the help. - You should've shot them.
Neat trick. This is nice.
ALAN-ZO RUTHLESS VATO...I LIKE THAT
A $3 million bust on day one.
Damn boy! That’s what I’m talkin about Garick!
Get your big ass down! Right down! Down!
I'll smoke it. Give it to me.
No, thank you, ma'am.
- Where's the stinger? - Right here.
Yeah, okay.
- That ain't cocaine. Take a hit. - No, man.
We're not done.
Son, open your eyes! Can't you see?
You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay...
I have the keys to all the doors.
[JAKE GRUNTS]
Can we not talk about my family, all right?
When you came back after 4 years And the Junior consultant ask you questions
It was quiet and we're rolling...
Chasing them crackhead motherfuckers...
Tell me a story now. Go.
Give'em spice level 1
How many felons have you got?
Tell me a story, Hoyt.
- New guy. - You two?
- What's this? - I found it!
That's right.
No problem.
Figure that joke out, you'll figure the streets out.
Me after he sold his $CUDOS tokens:
Fucking prick. Excuse me.
Thanks for the help Yeah, you should’ve shot ‘em.
Okay. Thanks. You watching TV?
Get the fuck off me. Fuck off.
Don't speak till you're spoken to.
That’s how it starts.
One way in, one way out.
Kitchen's this way.
!
- Yeah. - Yeah.
You motherfuckers will be playing golf clash in pelican bay!
I'm gotta get to the bottom of your bullshit
You think you can do this to me?!
Margot Roboe Ain’t got shit on my feet!
yes beryl raveendrakumar? what do you want? i want to delicatessen the plastic bag roll chops flanellettes.
.
MAC Brian “Pewpew” Thomas
- That was you. - Shit lasted a week.
This shit's chess, it ain't checkers!
Gotta help out the family.
...I'll make you a rich man!
Shit, I don't fuck...
Hey.
Use your ears, Jake.
PAUL: Drop your gun!
She shows me a .38 and two loaded shotguns.
Oh, you federally fucked now.
oh konk even you wouldn't get into god's eternity with those brials! oh god even you don't dare to look with those broisitoilisbritis!
What Georgia said to Justin Fields
SMILEY: No. That's why I never shake his hand.
Breathe, Ron... ...Just, Breathe, Dawg.
Kick back and party.
ALONZO: It's on now, Jake.
My dream's less than a year away. Philippine Islands, here I come.
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
You were just like him. Same silly-ass look and everything.
.
I'll dent your mouth, I'll crack your head open.
Alonzo, heard you had an expensive weekend in Vegas.
Probation Day
Okay, alright. I'm putting bounties on all you bitches.
It's ugly, but it's necessary.
ALAN-ZO RUTHLESS VATO...I LIKE THAT
Oh, you federally fucked now...
Speak on it son
Look, I don't give a fuck, but the boys'll feel better.
Youceffffffff
Let's go. Safe your iron, son.
I wanna go home, Jake.