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Honey, I've been meaning to ask you for a... separation!
It doesn't have to be the last thing.
- [Audience Gasps] - [Roger Cackling]
- The bomb is disarmed! - [Cheering]
- [Indistinct Shouts] - [Clattering]
- That's whatJerry Lewis said right before he stole my idea. - You knew Jerry Lewis?
Well, that's our show, folks. If you're interested in learning more about torture...
- Oh, Judeo-Christian false God! - [Man Coughs]
# Good morning, U.S.A. #
So anyway, what happened after you slathered him in oil? Did he like that?
How about a hand for our band? Midget Assassin and the This Doesn't Concern You Orchestra!
When you're forbidden to drink, dance, or touch yourself, your afternoons are pretty free.
And then, like a bolt of lightning, it came to me- telethon!
They call him the Common Garden Snake of Rumallah!
- ## [Disco Beat] - Ohh!
[Chattering]
Sweet'N High.
I think I know how to save us and the C.I.A.
No! This is wrong! We both have the same father- Satan!
But do you know what the second-greatest nation is?
# Irene Grossbard #
I have all night to come up with something.
Sure, he can be beaten by amateurs, like that oddly proportioned fellow in the cape.
Thank you! Good evening, everybody!
Good night! [Groans]
Oh, you want to do a trick? Here's a trick. Put a baby in me!