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All right, hold your course.
Make CityWalk save from fish slippers BUT Voodoo Doughnuts will be open!
I got the créme de la créme. Right here. Hold on.
Hello.
(SINGING) Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies
Billy Joel is not to be made fun of!
You see all the license plates?
Twenty-five.
Bring your rubbers!
August? For Christ's sake,
Where is that tooth? Did you see it, Brody?
(MENACING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
SPOTTER 1: Everybody out of the water.
We have to close the beach and hire someone to kill the shark!
I hooked a 4.5 foot baby thresher shark
I'm gonna need a bigger monitor
You’re gonna need a bigger chai
The torso has been severed in mid-thorax.
What is it?
We'll bring them for dinner. We ain't seen anything yet. Over. Out.
by sharks in three feet of water
Better get it right, squirt, or I throw your ass
Go on, get a Band-Aid.
What do we do now? We're quitting, right?
What are they doing back there?
FISHERMAN 4: Watch your starboard. Jesus!
Wherever I may roam
For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston
Don't wait for me!
I need Cakes NOW!!!!
This is Matt Hooper. I know him.
Jesus H Christ
I Haven't to pass basic seamanship in a long time
What about ice cream?
You’re gonna need a bigger scale
That's some bad hat, Harry.
Very first light, sharks come cruising
And here's the way we have it.
Cage goes in the melee? You go in the melee? Shark's in the melee.
As you see, it's a beautiful day.
SCOUTMASTER: Albert, come on, you kook. Keep your arms up.
I mean, before sharks knew what they were missing
You're wearing a sweater.
Anyway, We Delivered The Bomb
They caught a shark, not the shark.
(EERIE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Anyway We Delivered The Bomb
You heard him. Slow ahead.
Noon the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura saw us.
In spite of the pounding and the hollering, they all come in.
It's a man-eater. It's extremely rare for these waters.
OFFICER ON RADIO: This is Amity Point Light Station to Orca.
All he does is watch Star Trek, eat ass And listen to Journey. And that’s all
and get to work on those signs.
You mean, she ran out on you?
I'll never put on a mask again.
And you'll stand by that?
LOL
Slow ahead, if you please.
That's not what you told me on the phone.
It's really a miracle of evolution.
For chrissakes, tomorrow’s the Fourth of July!
Martin hates boats. Martin hates water.
WE HAVE TO CLOSE THE BEACHES
Take this stuff back to the office
What day is this?
Michael, I don't like you no more.
I'm going on the boat.
That is a big mouth.
The beaches are open, and people are having a wonderful time.
Can you get The Late Show on this thing?
and beautiful white-sand beaches.
Along comes Mr. Whitey, and when he's finished with that net
Pretty good stuff.
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
(GASPING)
Watch it. Stand clear.
that supposedly injured some bathers.
Martin, it's all psychological.
Don't wait for me!
Murphy Wants To Open The Beaches And Col. Callahan Says No
I have Mrs. Martin Brody here.
You will always hear me singing this song
Eddie
Let Hooper take a turn.
You stuff your frigging head in there, man,
For that, you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.
but still my boy is dead now.
So then Denherder and Charlie sat there trying to catch their breath
(MR. TAFT AND MRS. TAFT SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I got no spit.
Cambridge Analytica hacked my account too!
Colorful, isn't he?
That’s some bad telestaffing, Scott.
Sick vandalism.
It's happened before.
You say 2 inches of rain Everybody says "huh? What?
Well, this is not a boat accident.
We're breaking up! Cut it!
Watch those barrels, boys. Watch them.
Someone coughed in Aisle 7!
You're gonna need a bigger Bagster
- (SCREAMING) - No!
I don't know about that, but I entered a jack off contest
Chief Brody.
I'll find him for $3,000, but I'll catch him and kill him for $10,000.
Well, you're up awful early. ls the Chief in there?
Asphyxia due to neck and back compression. This was not underlying conditions!
He'd been bitten in half, below the waist.
MRS. TAFT: There are no Islanders.
No. It was only local jurisdiction.
FAREWELL AND ADIEU TO YOU FAIR SPANISH LADIES
(SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Tiger shark's like a garbage can. It'll eat anything.
You know, a thing about a shark, he's got...
(LAUGHS)
I don't think that's funny at all, sorry
"Here lies the body of Mary Lee Died at the age of 103
Bob, you try this. Made it myself. Pretty good stuff.
I go to Trinity. My folks live in Greenwich.
toxic cheryl de coursey's from gearldton. oh that explains a lot!
What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine.
But it's not going to be pleasant.
What have you got there?
Whatever's safe, right?
Doctor said he's okay. Mild shock.
Wave goodbye. Bye.
QUINT: What were you doing? You knew I had
In Amity you say "yard."
YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER WHISKY
Ya know you want to let that breathe for...
Mikey really loves his present.