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That happens when a couple gets divorced.
He's a gorgeous doctor. He's perfect for you. He's hot for you.
I kept raising my paddle just to get her to smile at me.
I don't have a type.
Isn't that funny?
You know the thing about me.
...l've decided to get over the "you saw me naked" thing.
- Been fired. - Fired? No, you just started.
Not at all.
Yeah, yeah, but...
Yes!
Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yeah.
She invited me here for the weekend. She's in her room right now, changing.
It doesn't matter, because we're done and we both feel fine about it. Okay?
Get a nurse. Let me keep an eye on you until we get your strength back.
Well, we still know each other.
...it isn't like I wanted to stop seeing you.
- It's exhausting just hearing about it. - Yeah, I know. I know, but...
Not fired, darling. Just not needed.
No, no. I just wanted to stop by and say hi...
Kiss me before you make it go away.
You think you look so handsome in mine?
Oh, thank you so much.
The color is draining from your face.
Actually, no.
Just tell me you're sorry.
...old Har.
...if I was nervous, I should just picture the audience in their underwear.
But You Ever Discuss Marriage. No!
...really liking something that you never thought you could ever like.
Menopause.
You always say things to me like this.
- Can a woman give you chest pains? - Are you kidding?
- Julian, can I ask you something? - Anything.
"You are..."
In the morning? That's, like, 19 hours from now.
I'll give you a list of his likes and dislikes.
If I were writing this, this is where I would write:
Way to go.
Your mother has work to do, I've got papers to grade.
It's common to become emotional after having an episode like you had.
Watching Joan Rivers sell jewelry.
Guess that's because I've been dating them for over 40 years.
Will you tell me first why you only miss being married at night?
No one on earth would forgive you for that kiss.
The truth is, I... I just...
...for me.
...and you two catch up. You know how to fix these.
Here you go. You can have these back now.
Just as they're about to do it, he moans.
I'm sorry. Maybe I need a little air.
This is very sweet of you.
- I'm sorry, l... - For what?
I'm an owner of a record company, among other things.
Before I knew it, I bought the entire collection.
I mean, I know you think I'm not very discriminating when it comes to...
But You Ever Discuss Marriage. No! Could You Just Stay Dead
I notice that you have bowls of those all over your house.
Truth?
- Would you like a glass of wine? - Yeah. I would.
I've spent a lot of time in hospitals.
I don't want my bearings.
If you talked about something other than marital status...
I was thinking, if you could handle this, you and Harry.
Well, as it turned out, I was fine...
Hey, WHEN is your birthday? ( oye , CUANDO es tu cumpleaños?)
- I was? - Always.
- Zoe, hand me the phone. - You don't understand.
You don't want pancakes anymore?
If I were you, I'd pound on my chest.
I've had 20 minutes of severe chest pains, nausea, shortness of breath...
- No, I haven't. - Mom.
I'm not that regular of a person, and they really like regular.
I know I'm too old to act like this, it's nuts.
I'll call back Monday.
"If you were my dad..."
So the guy in the play doesn't make it, does he?
You're not like anybody.
Yes.
Hi, I'm Tania.
I'm in my P.J.s.
So how's Erica?
Oh, God.
In every interview my mom does, she always says she made you up.
Everything takes on a new meaning.