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That at least could be understood, if not condoned.
By the year Kennedy was shot...
Rope?
Say what?
...issued you a gun, but you paid for it.
Welcome
When Michelle’s Amazon order shows up while I am home.
Anybody get to you yet?
How you doing? How's the wife treating you?
Maybe he thought of them on the streets...
I guess I just miss my Ren.
...playing cards with naked ladies on them. You name it.
I can honestly say that I'm a changed man!
You've had worse from shaving.
It's a no brainer
I understand you are a man who often reboots things
...every last man at Shawshank felt free.
Cals rectum will pucker up tighter than A snare drum come tournament time.
Andy came to Shawshank Prison...
Oh, Andy loved geology.
A lawyer...
Return to your cellblocks for evening count.
...and time.
metroid prime by alexandre...Sam-ass.
When you have another knife delivery Me............................................ SWMBO
Time.
- Am I blind, Haig? - No, sir!
That don't make you a murderer.
There’s a harsh truth to face UK is way overpaying both Calipari and Stoops
This win vanished like a fart in the wind
Me?
Those gems up and vanished like a fart in the wind
I see you two all the time. You're thick as thieves, you are.
...and finds you well.
MY WIFE WHEN MY VINEGAR SYNDROME, CRITERION, SEVERIN, ARROW VIDEO and Scream Factory summer sale orders arrive
- What was your response? - I told her I would not grant one.
Me studying for these interviews!
Good luck, Brooksie.
Chad on the pot BK in hysterics
I’m Isaac And I could be a friend to you
Thank you, sir.
He's talking funny.
Gone.
Smokes or coin? Bettor's choice.
...I liked Andy from the start.
20 years. Jesus when you say it like that...
The man likes to play chess Let’s get him some brass
Pritzker...you’re being obtuse...and chubby!
Bullets on the ground bearing his fingerprints.
It only cost us a pack of smokes per man.
Hey, come on old nudie! Moving like molasses!
He puts his hand in your shirt and squeezes your tit till it's purple.
What do you think?
Going back into the office for the first time since March
Complained about it all the time.
Me My see all my beer deliveries
second cousin to harvey the rapist.
Thinking I'm still young but trying to understand Twitch, TikTok, and Snapchat.
That's goddamn right.
You'd like it. It's about a prison break.
Let’s put the media and all Dems down with the sodomites Make them feel like they’ve been fucked by a train
Heads up. They're tossing cells!
Happy thanksgiving!
...to see.
They run this place Like a fuckin prison!
Mooch vanished like a fart in the wind
Drew and Tara’s travelvember… What actually happened…
You'll understand when you see the rock hammer.
Stand.
Whistleblower
It's a wonderful pet to have.
DIY corona virus prevention : Sanitizer then a bucket of powder bleach
Yes, sir! I'm a regular Sears and Roebuck.
The Shawshank Prison Library.
Started walking him through his ABC's.
...Fort Hancock, Texas.
Three deposits tonight.
Just give me that fucking planset
When Ben can't get a game of warzone
I guess it comes down to a simple choice.
How can you be so obtuse?
Open it up!
You have to be human first.
not tomorrow. not after breakfast. NOW!
thermometer fucked me
I understand you're a man that knows how to move things
Wait till you've been here as long as Brooks.
Step aside, kids. This WiFi's having itself an accident.
How about expanding the library. Get some new books.
Didn't hit Snooze and woke up at first alarm
Shit, you are Rembrandt.
Don't ever mention money to me, you son of a bitch!
There's nothing to talk about, gdi It's all been talked out.
I'll tell you how the goddamn score comes out.
Our inmates, properly supervised...
With what intention?
In fact, it got so busy at tax time, he was allowed a staff.
...and makes your heart ache because of it.
He made deals with book clubs, charity groups.
Happens every time.
And like Norton said...
Heather when another shipment of mushroo
Do you have a piece of paper and a pencil?
...something lit a fire under that boy's ass.
I've got to pinch a loaf.
The kid passed. C + average.
I find I’m so excited I can’t barely sit still Or hold a thought in my head.
You're free.
The right thing to do...
Easy to please.
Well, I'll give you the dime tour.
I must say I'm sorry to be losing your business.
On your feet.
All right, who's your horse?
His tweet up and vanished like a fart in the wind
Andy, that Herro kid can really play. I tried to tell you this months ago Red.
We ought to file that under Educational too, oughtn't we?
NPS FTOs betting on which DTF trainee fails first
You think your shit smells sweeter than most. Is that right?
Here's your cashier's check, sir. Will there be anything else?
But he never does.
You eat when we say you eat.
I could shoot the manager while I was at it. Sort of like a bonus.
You're talking to the right man. I can get things, right?
Put your trust in the Lord.
,
Look magazine.
There’s not a day goes by I don’t think about those smacks
Shut up, man. Shut up!
I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head.
He says, l believe this boy's about to have himself an accident.
Was it worth the Facebook suspension? Easiest time I ever did
Nothing stops-or I’ll cast you down with the sodomites You’ll feel like you’ve been fucked by a train
They had sinned.
Goddamn cats crawling in sewers, 5 times 5 is 25...
What I mean is...
Yes, sir.
Doesn't fucking matter what his name was. He's dead.
Warden?
You won't hurt Heywood. We all know that.
...and asked me to smuggle Rita Hayworth into the prison for him...
if you've come this far, maybe you'd come a bit further
I was thinking...
That's why they've sent you to me.
I can honestly say I’m a changed man
Let me out!
Here.
Hell, I wouldn't know where to begin.
and delahunt never lived again.
...mostly I wanted to scare them.
That hotel, that boat...
- Take a few weeks. - Weeks?
That's where Andy crossed.
I didn't shoot my wife, and I didn't shoot her lover.
I see.
Please! I ain't supposed to be here.
But still...
You'll think you've been fucked by a train.
At this rate, you'll put me out of business.
The other rules...
When your wife gets all the Lego sets you ordered on the same day..
Crazy old fool damn near cut my throat!
He AIN’T no goddamn loser.