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Just about finished, sir.
My normal markup's 20 percent.
He'll push him off!
You'll look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth.
Good work for a man so young.
I'll pull you out of that blue check Hilton and cast you down with the sodomites.
There’s a RIVER of Dirty Money Flowing ThroughThis Place
Alone in the dark with nothing but your thoughts...
Honey, hush.
...and those bars slam home...
...right on the border.
When all your husky garage cabinets show up at the same time Me. My wife
Me and some Fellows I know were Among the Names called
But that wasn't the only reason.
You're free.
You're that smart banker that killed his wife.
...when the master of the house cometh.
Him? What about me?
...sir.
Don't make me come down or I'll thump your skull for you!
I can't squeeze a drop without say-so.
Smart as they come. He was a banker on the outside.
Kiss my ass not once but twice
The first night's the toughest. No doubt about it.
I wish I could tell you Andy fought the good fight...
And some mica, shale...
HIM AND THIS TASTY BITCH HE WAS WITH
...out of thin air.
We have a winner!
- Thanks for the advice. - Well, that's free.
I send it out into the real world, and when it comes back...
Gem gets home to 20 Amazon parcels
was it worth the Facebook suspension?? Easiest time I ever did
Me when my wife's forgotten Amazon orders appear
Drinking ice cold beer Courtesy of the hardest screw to walk the floors of Shawshank
That was his routine.
Damn It Michelle, Your cluttering my Inbox! You better be including Diana next time, I shit you not!!
Up and vanished like a fart in the wind
- A lot of hayfields up there. - One in particular.
We went there for a picnic...
...I say to him, Elmo, who did you kill?
The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.
Let's get Wool some rocks.
A man that young...
Their feathers are just too bright.
So when Andy Dufresne came to me in 1949...
All he needed was a suit and tie and a jiggly hula gal on his desk...
Seems Andy's favorite hobby was toting his wall out into the exercise yard...
When you try to find out how long the Ghetto D founder has been in prison
Dufresne.
...that they can't get to...
Hate is a good thing
...that 35,000.
USN CL CA spammer
I wish I could tell you that Syracuse fought the good fight and Duke let them be I wish I could tell you that-but CBB is no fairytale world
...but my hands hurt most of the time.
The funny thing is...
Heads up. They're tossing cells.
He wrote two letters a week instead of one.
He’s dead as hell.
Murder
Those Bombers Coaches….
I guess after Tommy was killed...
JP, get busy living Or get busy dying
- Heard he had you shitting your pants. - Fuck you.
Move to the end of the cage.
Get busy buying toilet paper, or get busy dying
Get my stuff to the laundry. Two suits for dry-clean and a bag of whatnot.
Because to tell you the truth...
...watching us drink his beer.
I find I’m so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the feeling only a UK fan can feel. A UK fan at the start of a long journey, whose conclusion is uncertain.
Hadley busted his head up pretty good.
I killed her, Red.
Football Fan: How can you still root for the Browns?!?! Go BROWNS!!!
No blasphemy.
We'll have us a little book barbecue in the yard.
Making me look bad.
...that they can't touch.
I know. I've seen it three times this month.
Hi Jesse!
The Sisters have taken quite a liking to you.
...Norton wanted to size Andy up.
It's always planning's fault. Don't you know that?
I'll even mail them for you. How's that?
...how often do you really look at how a man's shoes?
First you hate them.
He doesn't exist, except on paper.
And a total fucking mystery. I hate it.
It's legal. Ask the IRS. They'll say the same thing.
Hey, Tyrell.
- Yes, sir. - You feel you've been rehabilitated?
Same old shit, different day.
But I sure do love that winning horse of mine, though.
Open the door.
Me?
...with a donation of used books and sundries.
Look at his neck, for God's sake.
Then you get used to them.
Son, you're forgetting yourself
Terrible fucking luck, huh? Crying shame.
Take my guests out...
Hope is a dangerous thing.
Stocks, securities, tax-free municipals.
You think he'd just fall to his knees and cry, Yes, I did it. I confess.
Well, are you?
Did anybody GET to you yet?
Terrible thing.
What are you Jimmies staring at?! Back to work!
I've never
So...
A free man at the start of a long journey...
And oh, my Lord, how the money rolled in!
...taken from the bloodstained corpses of the victims.
I didn't, since you ask.
Let's go! Work!
I wonder where 10 years went
That @Kev69 guy is having way too much fun Doing this. Put his ass in the hole for 30 days.
I didn't pull the trigger...
You need it so you don't forget.
Hey, we all need friends in here.
What are you in the PHA for? Lawyer fucked me
When you haven’t been social distancing enough
My wife made that in church group.
What did you call me?
You don't understand. I'm not supposed to be here.
You got that, you maggot-dick motherfucker?
When your archery gear is delivered and your wife finds it
Despite a few hitches, the boys came through in fine style.
Only one thing stops me.
She packed a bag to go and stay with Mr. Quentin.
I'm sure by now you've heard.
You follow this officer.
Yeah, right. That's the way it is.
Hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. Go Cats!,
What are you jimmies staring at?
Solitary. A month.
Andy Dufrain
It was very bitter.
Man vanished like a fart in the wind.
The roof of the license-plate factory needs resurfacing
But I sure do love that winning horse of mine, though.
When SWMBO sees all my payments to Kane Grambeau for Assetto raffles
You’re a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich... With arsenic Sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't belong here!
...go in one night...
The parole board got me into this halfway house...
I won't count to three. Not even to one.
If you're reading this, you've gotten out...
You shut up, or I'll sing you a lullaby!
...about setting up some kind of trust fund for my kids' educations.
John, chapter 8, verse 12.