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I owe that boy a big kiss when I see him.
King me.
There are 100 different ways to skim off the top.
Is that what you're saying?
...this is all gone, all right?
Whitey came on and vanished like a fart in the wind
In this cut, Schwartz has them in the Wide Nine
There's your goddamn score!
What about you. You blind?
- Except on paper. - May I help you?
...bagging groceries at the Food-Way.
You want the rest of this?
I was standing there, holding onto that TV. Finally the voice says:
Let me tell you something, my friend.
Just give me that chance.
That's institutionalized.
...and an old rock hammer...
Without a doubt.
me as Mike lays in peaceful isolation in the guestroom... oblivious to the chaos just outside
Everybody is real in here. Don't you know that?
I'm not sure.
BROKE CAPTAIN HUSS' HEART TO SELL TO HIM.
I miss my friend
Out here?
You'd better be sick or dead in there. I shit you not!
Lord, it’s a miracle!!
nothing stops.
If you want to indulge this fantasy, it's your business.
How was I supposed to know?
It might do more than that.
Thick as thieves you are
You don't have to ask everytime you need to troubleshoot... ... Just troubleshoot, ok?
And slob my knob
And for the briefest of moments...
...befitting a man of your education.
Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it.
He says, Sorry to inform you, but your brother just died.
What?
Forty years I've been asking permission to piss.
Turns out Ayla’s favorite hobby was toting The dirt around the foundation out into the exercise yard
Take it easy.
Take a big wet bite out of my ass is what.
Sweet Jesus.
l doubt they'll kick up any fuss, not for an old crook like me.
You don't read...
Who's going to prove me wrong?
It pissed Kevin Poore off something awful.
He never made a sound.
nothing stops.
I’m gonna go pinch a loaf
Kenny wouldn’t understand Kenny never understands anything
...
You are convicted felons.
They took the catalytic converter and parked it 10 blocks away
AFTER A HAIL STORM ROOFERS:
The same reason he hung his fantasy girlies on the wall.
This is my chance to get out!
...but now they're everywhere.
In here.
- Book? - Not today.
Doesn't fucking matter what his name was. He's dead.
Goddamn cats crawling up trees, 5 times 5 is 25...
Don't tell me that again.
What do you mean, He just wasn't here? Don't say that to me.
...exceptions can be made.
What you in here for? Nothing. Tank fucked me.
...do you want your sons to go to Harvard or Yale?
I'm known to locate certain things from time to time.
...and that's the way it is.
You're out some smokes, son.
He had a quiet way about him...
God's honest truth
He's proud of you.
Me My wife seeing my beer deliveries
The colossal prick even managed to sound magnanimous.
Some contraband here, but nothing to get in a twist over.
I can't squeeze a drop without Prot'ing.
Those of us who knew him best talk about him often.
When my wife sees another beer delivery Me
And plat would never walk again
Andy the Bray. Headed for his TT.
Yeah.
...sipping whisky...
Get someone else to run your scams.
Two points, right there. There’s your goddammed score!
Story went and vanished like a fart in the wind!
Yes, sir. Surely will.
I have my money on Andy Dufresne
"I HAD TO COME TO PRISON TO BE A CROOK"
Poor Byron.
Cigarettes...
Dead.
- I want them looking like mirrors. - Yes, sir.
You know what I'm trying to say?
We're providing a valuable community service.
It's the truth.
I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged.
I hope to see my friend and shake his hand.
...I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found.
They say it has no memory.
I finally got the joke.
Yes, sir, I do.
He broke my fucking nose!
That Tall Drink Of Water With The Silver Spoon Up His Ass
This is the part I really like. This is where she does that shit with her hair.
To me it’s just a made up word
...not anywhere. Get in here, now!
Heads up. They're tossing cells.
I don't belong here!
Haven't you ever felt that way about music?
Sometimes he was able to fight them off.
Drink up while it's cold, ladies.
Rehabilitated?
Not right now.
Fresh Fish!
Donald Trump 2020
My wife and me after my ammo is delivered
Give them another month to think about it.
...you get so you depend on them.
Old man's crazy as a rat in a tin shithouse.
You'll be all right.
119.
IRS can't touch one cent.
Randall Stevens.
Most new fish come close to madness the first night.
Free Food Tommy, if I’m going to move on this I have to be sure you’re telling the truth
My wife used to say I'm a hard man to know.
...charter fishing.
...and this old man is all that's left.
Turn around.
...nearly free of charge.
Broke Captain Hadley's heart to shoot him.
Where do you get this shit?
I don't waste time with losers, Trevor
I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still while holding my bone in my hand.
You underestimate yourself.
I saw a gay once when I was a kid Now everyone is one
Here's where it makes the most sense.
I am warning you. Turn that off!
- Clean as a virgin's honeypot, huh? - Cleaner.
No. Not much to it, really.
The only question is...
I'm gonna go pinch a loaf on a wide rim
How'd it go?
Tier 3 north, clear count!
Do you know how to read?
Delouse him.
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
{sloshing}
We're getting to be kind of friends, aren't we?
I'm an institutional man now.
He strolled...like a man in the park, without a care or a worry in the world.
.
What's he done to you?
So Andy took Tommy under his wing.
It's obvious this fellow Williams is impressed with you.
Every evening I load up the cart and make my rounds.
So you’re telling me that all of our freshmen are again going to vanish like a fart in the wind?
...and finds your wife in bed with her lover...
What amazes me most is you'd be taken in by it.
It floats around.
Roll out!
Rule number one:
I get hazy where the cleaning woman shows up the following morning...
I wonder if you might get me a rock hammer.
I'd only ask three beers apiece for each of my coworkers.
...and a job...
When you haven’t been social distancing enough Give em another month to think about it
The IRS allows a one-time-only gift to your spouse for up to $60,000.
Well?