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My Wife Me
I’ll see you in hell Before I see you in Reno
$hold. How diamonds are made $hold. Spread the word. Apply pressure
Two things never happened again after that.
All of it.
You’re gonna fit right in.
get busy living, or get busy dying
I went to a few bars first.
Got me out of the wood shop a month out of the year, and that was fine by me.
Við Ölgeðrin
You'll Look Funnier Sucking My Dick With No Teeth
Call the trustees. Take that tub of shit down to the infirmary.
I already got my boys committed elsewhere.
Shit.
...less than a year to go, trying to escape.
I understand.
Anna gets home to Lopez after Prime day
The guards simply didn't notice.
So I pick out this guy...
You shouldn't!
I wasn’t on San Bruno Avenue at all
You better be sick or dead
It was in here.
HR: Do you want a bonus? Me: I need to go ask Dan.
Year after that, they rescheduled the intramural season...
The guards on the opposing teams all remembered to bring their W-2s.
I don't know.
Could you hand me a stack of 1040s?
Parole violation.
Good day, sir.
Morning, fellas.
I can honestly say that I'm a changed man.
Robert Louis--
Step aside, Jerry. Otis is about to have himself an accident.
Want a cold one?
Danny, hush
It's down there and I'm in here.
And Then jake says, "Mrs. roskopf,
In a close tournament game, Calipari’s asshole Will pucker up tighter than a snare drum
..and when I get back, we better be level...
Don't you know that?
We can talk about this, right?
I don't have her stuffed down the front of my pants right now, sorry to say.
get someone else to update your endcards.
AFTER A HAIL STORM ROOFERS: ANYBODY COME AT YOU YET?
But if I drop this, you get me on destruction of property too.
Or maybe I just don't want to.
It's one big, damn twitter conspiracy!
Last time your man didn't double bag and the bottom near came out!
get busy living...or get busy dying
You have some of this fine pie...
dsd
You feel you've been rehabilitated?
I'd hate to deprive you of this.
What was his name?
Thank you, Mr...
And then Andy says, Mr. Dekins...
When you haven’t been social distancing enough
...will be put to work outside these walls...
Then I'd guess you want to escape. Tunnel under the wall, maybe.
Buffed those shoes to a high mirror-shine.
Well, now, let me see.
Smokes. Put me down for two.
What's buried under there?
- Was it worth two weeks? - Easiest time I ever did.
...with better than $370,000 of Warden Norton's money.
These coaches should vanish like farts in the wind.
...to say more than two words to somebody.
Help!
I wouldn't say friends.
Ohh
Truly, it did.
Don't you listen to these nitwits, you hear me?
Get up!!
Said he pulled hundreds of jobs.
Nothing left...
The hell, you say.
You can't just make a person up.
Easy to please.
The silent silent partner.
I think you can appreciate that.
That and a big goddamn poster.
...in prison, a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied.
I have bad dreams like I'm falling.
DOM-ASK
What'd you say?
Louisville sucks, and it’s going to get worse That’s the best part
...one immutable, universal truth:
And Then jake says, "Mrs. roskopf,
Poor Jason. Terrible fucking luck, huh? Crying shame.
...maybe the best of things.
I was just wondering if anyone knew his name.
...and waited.
You know why it's a fine morning, don't you?
How do you expect to do that? I mean...
File retention
From now on I'll write two letters a week instead of one.
We have to remind ourselves that @NicoleJade525 isn't meant to be caged
...a figment of my imagination.
Reiderson up and vanished like a fart in the wind...
...do you trust your wife?
Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds.
Kenny, hunny!!! Hush Dustin!!
Hard to believe, high-strung as he was. You cut a loud fart, he jumped three feet.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrr Hhhhhhhghh
Never enough scrapping, always trading below NAV, 5 x 5 is 25, fuck this place!
But we all knew.
...get new books in here, Mr. Dufresne, if you please.
Now...
Why's that?
From now on I’ll write two letters a week instead of one...
Fresh FISH
Seems Ayla’s favorite hobby Was toting the dirt around the foundation out into the yard
You'll Look Funnier Sucking My Dick With No Teeth.
...on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow.
Some fellas collect stamps.
Watch it, old-timer! Want to get killed?
That's assuming Blatch is still there.
If you ever get out of here, do me a favor.
Come out. You're holding up the show!
...Andy Dufresne escaped...
And Plat would never walk again
"Whatcha in here for??? Didn't do it. Lawyer fucked me!!!!
I just remembered... I stole your last Depends undergarments and you are shit outta luck
A revolver holds six bullets, not eight.
Truth is, I don't want to know.
It was the longest night of my life
...or get busy dying.
Thirsty Thursday is one of my favorite days Any day is a good day for cold beer
Outside, he's nothing.
It's the only way...
Yeah, I know how you feel.
Thing is, see...
Louisville sucks, and it’s getting worse That’s the best part
Damn!
Especially Bogs.
Buff those "BIKES" to a high mirror shine
...your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence.
...if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion...
Went through one of your competitors.
That's enough.
Reasonable he'd be here in the morning.
He ought to have something to show for it.
Cave-uatanejo.
That's breaking and entering to you.
...and came out clean on the other side.
When all of your Lego sets arrive on the same day…
A rock hammer.
More walls, more bars, more guards.
Guess not.
So he says:
Poor bastard lay there till this morning.
...if what you told Dufresne was the truth.
I’ll put Susan Collins down with the Dem sodomites She’ll feel like she’s been fucked by a train
Get him out!
...time can draw out like a blade.
I like to think the last thing that went through his head...
You didn't pull the trigger or convict him.
No, I have no enemies here.