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CONGREGATION: Stupid Flanders!
I used to work in Michigan.
Now the collar.
Mom, with all the room,
It's always the big verandas with you, isn't it, Helen?
(laughs): Wow! As meditation jokes go...
I'm starting to see the man I fell in love with again.
If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?
Oh, Marge, this is embarrassing.
God didn't just make one type of flower.
They have a French onion soup that is,
communication is bad for a marriage.
that's about all.
"grace, comma, amazing."
Well, at least that can't be misconstrued.
We have I-9s and W-2s, collar fittings.
Maybe God is just a word for a love
I won't be single in Heaven.
But He loves all of them indiscriminately.
I placed the ad.
The letters sound very similar.
Someone knows the bunny ear technique.
¶ Hallelujah. ¶
But God clearly foresaw this
-Greek, Hebrew... -You're hired.
Okay, 40%.
A full-blown religious revival.
ALL: And also with you.
I don't want to go.
We do need counseling.
"B" thr-three. (coughs)
¶ Hallelujah, hallelu ¶
That's how we think of God, right?
But don't tell anyone.
This brunch has turned into...
Now, we could cancel church.
(gasps) I did.
and sent us a backup pastor