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And any water you turned into holy water
Ugh. Close window.
I got nothing.
(chuckles): Hey, I'm-I'm not trying to change any minds.
I meant the cool new pastor everyone likes.
You know, I think the food is good
Penny. Button.
Maybe God's right here and now.
at Jesus's concerts.
¶ Amazing grace, how sweet the sound ¶
Don't get me wrong, it's nice to be thankful, but
-What? -What did he say?
An angel...
About you guys needing a-a youth pastor?
Then I got quiet and thought about it.
-¶ Hallelujah, hallelu ¶ -¶ Hallelujah ¶
I didn't place any ad.
(electric guitar playing)
Did he say Galthazar?
Booze to the right, huffers to the left.
You want to hold my gun?
And your shoes are so heavy.
Thanks. I was hoping maybe you could point me
(playing "Maple Leaf Rag")
I think so many of us have made a God that's like us,
But the truth is, I woke up this morning
When I was in seminary school,
(coughs twice)
You, sir, have challenged me on scripture.
Sorry, I'm here about the ad. On Christslist?
It's okay. Everything's fine.