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who was a famous man, Captain Archibald Witwicky.
Bennoda art Bennoda art everywhere
- I'm gonna drive her home tonight. - What?
Not him. Optimus is in his Autobot team
And the only real lead we have so far is this sound.
404 "Fusion Blast" not found
We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home,
PILOT: This is Air Force One. Level of flight, level three-three-zero.
Shut Up Grandma!
If the Decepticons find the All Spark,
you are in restricted US military airspace.
What the...
All right, Mojo. I got the car. Now I need the girl.
It was at this moment that the Autobots knew They messed up
PILOT: Friendlies in the area.
but watching over them in secret,
particularly proud of what you're doing.
A- . It's an A, though.
That practically make us family.
SOLDIER: Hold your fire! Stand by to engage!
Yeah.
OPTIMUS: What's the matter with you? Can't you be quiet?
We are soooooooo undergunned.....
Autobots, fall back Because Sonic said he'll have sex with Tangle
Like a different... You know, like a super-advanced robot.
Just back up a little bit. He's friendly. He's fine.
- OPTIMUS: Sorry. My bad. - Oh, I... You couldn't...
- Okay. - Okay.
The paint's custom It's custom faded?
PILOT 3: Looking out the right side.
My name is Miles Prower, there's Tangle, that's Mighty.... Now where the heck is Whisper and Jewel?!
Stop! Stop!
for the last two weeks. I'm never going to your mama's house, Fig. I promise.
- You got 10 back pockets! - Left cheek! Left cheek! Left cheek!
Ratchet, why would you push Ironhide?!
Bingo Tag Em and Bag Em!
SIMMONS: You're about to see our crown jewel.
Come on, come on.
I was wrong and I just can't live without you
Wow! That was tingly!
Strap it down! Strap it! This thing is wicked.
- Manny! - What?
My God.
I want you home at 11:00!
Optimus, this is Earth, we can't risk our lives to the virus! Ironhide, listen and all Autobots
I sense the Decepticons are getting ready to mobilize.
Ratchet!
You get those men stateside right now.
Wait, back up. You said the dam hides the Cube's energy.
Sexual healing
Thank you, sir. What about the gunships?
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
or any alien species on the outside.
(CAR HORN HONKING)
OPTIMUS PRIME: Before time began, there was the Cube.
We'll see amazing things that's what are travel is come take a trip with me
I live to serve you, Lord Megatron.
(SHOUTING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
which is what they tried to do in Qatar, only this time it worked.
Hold up.
Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot,
I am so underdressed.
Sit rep! Talk to me!
- No, no, no. No worries. - You all right?
Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool.
Woah, way out of line.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
you won't understand right away.
So far as we know, there were no survivors.
We've got the boy.
- They're ripping up my rose bushes! - National security?
Unidentified aircraft, we will escort you to US SOCCENT airbase.
I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable.
(GUNFIRE)
and some government group, right? Named Sector Seven.
- No way. - Yeah.
IRONHIDE: Keep moving, Sam!
Permission to speak, sir?
- You need to go. Go. - No, I'm not leaving
(GRUNTING)
Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to hear our little family discussion about...
I joined the Air Force to bring the man Ding Dongs. I'll be in storage.
(SHUDDERING)
- Got to ride it out. Ride it out! - Quick, hide.
Bogie is in the weeds ten miles out, not squawking.
And a man's promise to that boy.
EPPS: Hey, I'm ready to do this.
Oh no, Ratchet, don't tell me that.... Tangle the Lemur is dancing the song "Pat'hon"?
Woah!
I'd say a solid B-
Tangle and Whisper Is on the way here!
I have people's lives at stake here, young man.
Rmwwweereereerewe
I smell you boy!
Are you clan name 7157248 4276193?
waiting, protecting.
(SPEAKING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
That's all it is.
OMAR: Cops!
or a lot of people are gonna die.
(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
What are you rolling?
Bros before hos.
No, but I'm gonna call the cops
Please tell me that you have those glasses.
Oh, my God.
It was at this moment that he knew He fucked up
You Failed me Once Again, Starscream Get Him!
Our bases worldwide are, as of now, at DEFCON Delta,
- And you're sure about that? - Yeah.
Thank you, all of you.
What about you, Captain? You got a perfect day?
Please tell me you copy.
(ENGINE STALLING)
Don't stop!
Join them in extinction!
R.I.P Chester Charles Bennington, March 20 1976 - July 20 2017, cause of death: Suicide by Hanginh Ironhide, what kind of word are you talking?!?!
Gentlemen It’s been an honour serving with you all
Just pop the hood.
Unfortunately, my great-great-grandfather,
(ROARING)
All you bitches Bow down to TEXAS
Give me that Cube, boy!
Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy.
These are pretty cool. These are my grandfather's glasses.
But Prime! Listen, Ironhide!
Sir, says here 4500 X was shot down three months ago.
HOSNEY: Okay. Might be a pop quiz tomorrow. Might not.
No, I don't want a premium package! Epps! Pentagon!
Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
- Check again, then recheck. - I did, sir.
It's a robot.
I feel bad for his death, Chester Bennington sings like an angel and screams like a demon Because you're death, dear Chazy, i'm only letting you to stay peace, you have "No More Sorrow"
I am Optimus Prime
- Sam! - Sorry.
- MEGATRON: Decepticons, attack! - Hit it!
Megatron
They know your name.
Very nifty how you put us down without really killing us.
And I don't want to discuss a damn thing other till that becomes reality.
I'd say a solid B- .
There's guys in suits all around the house! Look at this!
Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow I've become so numb, i can't feel you there
It's like Optimus is only made of strener stuff Cause he's only a bitch to Megatron
No, you're a good dog! Good dog! Good dog!
At ease. Captain, Sergeant. Got your intel. Excellent work.
but we do know that they were cut off during the assault,
Who hasn't?
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
LENNOX: Anybody hurt? Everyone okay?
I don't have a credit card!
our gravitational field screwed up his telemetry.
Prime!!!! Get down here, Megatron!
We are Automatic Mobians from the planet, Mobiantron But you can call us "Automobians" for short
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Tell me what the fuck is wrong with me? GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!............... Put me out of my MISERY!!!!! Put me out of my MISERY!!!!! Put me out of my.... PUT ME OUT OF MY FUCKING MISERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............
Get out of here now!
- How'd you know about the aliens? - Where did you take my parents?
Kill it! Kill it!
When someone says the Metal Virus saga of IDW Sonic the Hedgehog sucks Chester Bennington be like: get the fuck outta here
This is such a felony, what you're doing.
You want a piece of me? YOU WANT A PIECE-
This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want and-get-away-with-it badge.
Try and keep up with the acronyms
(DOORBELL RINGING INCESSANTLY)
PILOT 2: Okay, we're dropping in.
you come to see me?
'Cause I promise you I will bust you up.
You Failed Me Once Again! You Starscream.
So that's the story, right?
Your son's the great-grandson of Captain Archibald Wickity, is he not?
- Move, move, move! - Remember, aim low.
MANS AN EXTORTIONIST
Optimus Prime, that "Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na" was horrible! Sorry, i can't sing like Mike Shinoda
Nice shot.
All right.
All Spark? What is that?
Oh, my goodness. Look at her. She's getting so big.
Mobians don't deserve to live! Not even humans and equestrians!