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No ifs, ands, or buts. I'm going to be really anal about this.
Forget it. I'm a doctor, not a patsy.
Oh, look at that.
but as science will tell you, people were a lot shorter 2,000 years ago,
but I think I have some trouble with my prostate.
I, too, have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts.
get a tan
So, how's this work, you just feel my pulse or...
Fix this town a ba sa su. Ya ba te ya.
but now he just clings to me night and day.
Peter, what's the matter with you today? You're not yourself.
There we go. Oh, pee time.
(bleep) idiot!
You're wrong.
- This is ridiculous. That never happened. - Sit down, you rapist!
Lucky there's a family guy
Cut green beans.
Let's go live to Asian flu correspondent, Tricia Takanawa, Tricia?
Approved, Approved, Approved, Approved
Oh, you're like a female Bonnie Hunt.
Hey, Peter, buddy. How about some TV, huh?
What the hell are you gonna do? You don't have any superpowers.
Perhaps I'll make it blue. Oh, can you imagine such a world?
- Hey, Rerun, you see Dwayne? - Not today.