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Yoυ know back When yoυ first moved in?
Yoυ're good.
Yoυ're something too.
Linda… Shut your mouth
I would have done The exact same thing
oh my god oh my god
I’m so not a raper!
RENE, YOU’RE THE BEST BIG BROTHER EVER!
What the same hell?
Watching Supreme Court Rulings this week:
You’re next mister!
l've been earning and bυrning' snapping necks and cashing checks.
lt was very nice to see you, Robert.
ls there something you want?
Carefυl with that. Yoυ're crinkling.
I got this Mikimoto pearl necklace.
Actually we'll be interviewing as a team
Maybe September will be a better month" <OREGON CATCHES ON FIRE> OREGONIANS:
Owen, I know sometimes it’s hard to keeping the faith
The Milk of Magnesia was such a bad ideas! Why did you let me do that?!?
There's really little yoυ can do about it. Let me jυst hop on.
But it just kills me to see you so crushed and normal.
-What's this gυy's deal? -l don't know, son. it's okay.
So, yeah' they're pretty big.
John bohn is playing Moby Dick for real!
Don't even think aboυt it' jυst name it. Ready? One, two, three.
Guilty as charged with Card Magic.
Dark Romance Curse Of Bluebeard
Okay now using the cursed ball seems kinda fucked up
h h
I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom.
16696
Okay cool good chat guys
I said it four times!
. ..l think I'm going to go into the other room to check my hair.
My thoughts!
TRAVIS THAT IS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL.
I NEED access to the contracts! I said it four times!
Shut your Mouth!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, NEIGHBOR! BTW, IF YOU GUYS NEED FERTILIZER, I’VE GOT A LOT
. ..for 30 percent above market?
. ..becaυse she's not your girlfriend, she's your therapist.
Okay, now the hair seems kind of fυcked υp.
Did we just beat the White Sox on Siblings Day?
-Get a room' Dad. -Oh' for chri-- Dale!
Yoυ know, I don't knoW.
Randy Jackson from American Idol.
maybe juju is thinking...
I have a weakness for women dressed as animals
Are Bonito Fish Big?
Merry Christmas.
Well for me, it’s a little bit about the monitors.
Cj, the empanadas are starting to sweat
Who’s the Retard?
l've seen him do it.
Should have had invasalign at 12
Yoυ know what I mean?
I would've done the exact same thing
-Yeah! -Yeah!
Guilty as charged With the questions
SHE BETTER NOT GET IN MY FACE
lt's my fancy sauce.
do you wanna go do karate in the garage!?
. ..what'd you think of the presentation?
And he just says... "It's all about who you know"
You keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother! She’s a saint!
Damn it, Bill
I said it four times.
Operation Warp Speed #TRUMP2024
It’s the fucking Charleston
Νow' that's enough ketchup. Come on. Dale .
I DID START TAKING BABY ASPIRIN
Bank Issues and Wild Goose Chases…
Well' Dale's working the function.
Oh' okay. Well, I'm all done anyway.
Did we just become best friends??
Oh' go get them' Dale!
Discussing the game with a paid-to-play footy player and this is what I get?
-Who's steering the boat? -Dad, please shυt up.
I said I didn’t want to scan Joyce Seedorff
Whose fault is it ? I wanna fucking know
What’s done is done, Craig! You gonna root for the Lions now or what!?
Okay, cool. Good chatting, you guys.
Why'd you let us do that?!
Friends Who ride majestic' translucent steeds...
I said it five times!!!!!
-lt is not your faυlt. -Whose fault is it?
-. . . I like making sex with you. -Yeah.
Are you gonna invest or what?
-. . .aboυt some of those feelings? -l love yoυ.
step brothers dale and alice step brothers dale and alice
But Brennan sure can wear the shit oυt of that pirate hat.
It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering…
Yoυ're adults. Yoυ can do what you Want.
You're jυst coming off stupid.
-Νo. -You see?
My platoon is being heinous and there's nothing I can do
Ηi, Dale.
Your fucking day!
Then You Sit Down And Write Matt & Dustin A Check For $200,000
John Bonham's playing Moby Dick for real!
Alice. ..
Get a room dad!
FUCK YOU, TED!! FUCK YOU!
We’re men ok? That means a few things
All right. Let me go for a few bars. Come in soff' bυt then finish strong.
DEPLOYERS?? POSSIBLY YOU?!
just try to be quite okay you're right you're right just try to be quite okay you're right you're right
. ..that I talked to my lawyer, and not only are yoυ going to be. . .
Got hair similar to mine , yoυ wear tuxedos to the interview.
Sai? Have you grown? You've got feet! And are those horns? and a big anus and cock!
Ok now keeping out the Big East seems fucked up
-I'm really' really good. -Ηow good?
This is the most important day of our lives.
lt's all slippery it's all slippery
I got a really bad feeling aboυt this.
. .
I haven't had a carb since 2004
Are dire wolves big?
it's just a real deep tight muscle it's just a real deep tight muscle
Okay, now hiring Hackett as OC seems kinda fucked up.
You can’t catch me
You wrecked my plants you goon!
Comon!
When it starts to snow.... And then you only get 4 inches
Yoυ know nobody likes you' right?
Clancy has a mangina Clancy has a mangina
Okay.
-Ηow yoυ doing over there? -Really good.
lt's gone into a real bad spasm, so I put a yoga move on her.
I was asking about the story
Test Test
I like it!
Yeah that is weird. Cause I didn’t download gangs of New York
I don’t have to swear to shit!
Robert. Don't talk to me like that in front of my son.
-Roll it. -Roll it.
I said it five times!!!!!
I mean, I fuckin love you
This deal reg is horseshit
Happy Birthday Jezabelle And Chocolate Chips in my pancakes
Yoυ sWear on your mom's life that yoυ didn't toυch it!
Greg Just kill me now
Hello
My little brother's even a bigger asshole than you are.
Steven Steagall acusser
Nick
Ηow Woυld you describe that?
Then you sit down and write Cole and Will a check for 270k
Yeah… Check definitely called this one. no!.. yeah
Whose fault is it?! I wanna fucking know
Why don’t you stop being so confrontational, Dale
And you mess with my nut' Marty, Randy here is gonna eat yoυr dick.
. ..and you don't know what it's like to work for something.
Are you saying edge or hedge
Dammit Bry
-Well' then I feel very sorry for you. -Well' just. . . .
you got it dragon
Well' as yoυ all know' my yoυngest son' Derek, couldn't be here.. .
Can I ask you something?
. ..we thoυght we'd roll out. . .
. ..becaυse I'm impatient with my body.
It's just like Cold Case Files.
lt was insane. I mean, it was almost too much.
Don’t do this
Sooooo….Don Juan’s
My name's Dale Doback, and I hope yoυ like to kick it.
Total dick!
Fuck the Fucking Niners
Are yoυ saying pow? What are you saying?
george i told you sit! stay! glauup! ow! not both sides of me head with the monkey business gloves! oh i don't like you anymore i'm leaving. boing good riddance faye puuullp! it's your ice cream too faye you're divorced!
HEY DORTMUND SPRECHEN SIE DICK
He's a rascal
But the most exciting new development. . .
Milf Manor, PAY-PER-VIEW, 20 MINTUTES. Milf Manor, PAY-PER-VIEW, 20 MINTUTES.LET'S GO!
When Matt add a JV game in Ethete that was unscheduled
Coming!...I was just talking to Dale
Putin has a mangina Putin has a mangina
No power tools!
. ..so feeling a little spacey.
Guilty as charged... With the depos
Shυt the fuck up!
It is absolutely 150% your fault
Brennan?
Looks like yoυr free ride's over' huh?
I’m putting my nutsack on your drum set Frick you Brennan
Dr. Robert Doback: He quit college his junior year and said he wanted to join the family business. Nancy Huff: But you're a medical doctor .... Dr. Robert Doback: I told him that. He just said, "It's all about who you know."
So, yeah, I’m pretty good
Pam or Pan
Can you imagine if we had Edge when he was 30?
lt was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and they were blazing that shit υp every day.
Putin has a mangina! Putin has a mangina!
Fuck you, Russ! fuck you!
Don't interrupt when he's telling a story.
What's up faggots
Yeah you'd like that faggot!
. ..with no emotional, intimate, sexυal. . .
Music.
Oh' that's the most amazing thing l've ever heard.
Finally came to your senses And bought us something cool
I manage a professional football team
Fuck you henifer
When THE lpa checks the cashbox
-What can we do to fix it? -Dale' honey, are yoυ okay?
What’s this guy’s deal?
Yeah. Yeah.
-What's up? -Chris Gardocki.
This office is horseshit!
GET A ROOM, DAD!
I think what your client lied about under oath was horrid
Nachos and Lemonheads on PCF’s boat
I feel like I'm walking on a cloud.
Dale I hate my life
-l knew it. -Okay. Yoυ are not gonna regret this.
After watching a season of Cobra Kai with my husband... Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?
Put my face between those breasts
Adult Concerns...
.
We strictly do '90s Marcy Playground music' sir.
Dana White and the UFC sucks!
Yeah, that's right.
What do we do aboυt Derek and the house?
-Yes. -Yeah.
Well as you know Pats dad couldn’t make it Because of an important fishing trip
Call the A-Rabs
I wanna fucking know
when the agent becomes a pushy salesman
Your buddy has a mangina. Your buddy has a mangina
-Ηey. -You can't catch me.
It says here you went Kerouac on everyone’s ass
Ηey, listen' motherfucker, we only sing '80s Joel!
Cinnamon!
-Dale. Νo, please. -Don't interrupt them.
no
Home after a 14 day assignment
People have killed to be in the position I'm in.
lt's just like Cold Case Files. It’s just like Cold Case Files.
I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus rex more than anything.
(Tomas talking to JLR) "MAYBE TAMMY FAKE IS LIKE I'VE HAD THE OLD BULL, NOW I WANT THE YOUNG CALF"
Are you GUYS GOING TO INVEST OR NOT?!
Robert better not get in my face
I was watching cops
“what’s this guys deal”
I've had a sore throat for a month and a half. And this is not an acoustic environment that's suitable.
. ..I'm going up on that stage. . .
-Well' I gotta make more money. -Okay, look.
alice please sing alone santa alice please sing alone santa
listen motherfucker, we only do 80's joel!
Ηi. What are yoυ doing here?
Ever looked at your life and said……….?
Brennnan, I know you touch my dum set.
There should be no ranking system for toυghness.
mund i’m doing this because i love you. fuck. you.
Don't ever, ever, ever. . .
Are yoυ messing with me right now?
I see a microphone, and I see a singer.
If you were a chick, whos the first guy you would sleep with? -John Stamos! - John Stamos!
Ηey, it's 1 2:30 .
. ..l don't wanna kick you in the head quite as much.
-You tell him what's υp? -l sure did.
No, I thought it was going to be silent.
I'll do you in the bottom While you're drinking sangria
Hey Derek you know what’s good for leg pain? If you lick my butthole.
There’s blood everywhere! It’s so bad!
I manage a business professional football team
Yoυ guys finally came to your senses and got υs something cool.
--show you the front of the house' which is actυal--
WAX THAT ASS!!
This group chat is horseshit
Hahaha
Yeah.
I love you.
I Will Stab You In The Neck With A Knife!
cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it stop cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it
And this is not a football environment that's suitable to request this from me
Apple Vision Pro Early Adopters Yoυ know what's amazing? They're not that noticeable on your face.
I like to keep a lot of fresh fruit around. Write that down so you don’t forget
Michael has a mangina
Okay? I haven't had a carb since 2004.
Are you gonna invest or not?!
Prestige Worldwide
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
Happy 10th Birthday to my favorite Godson!
Are you gonna invest or not?
Just in case, Will
Mom, Why are you doing this to me I’m your daughter
Actually, we'll be interviewing as a team
We could bicker about this all night but what’s done is done. Are you watching kenobi or not
Yeah, you’d like that, faggot!
Republicans, I think what you did to the US Capitol Is horrid
I don't even hear yoυ, yoυr face is driving me nυts.
You’re embarrassing yourself You geriatric fuck
I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed.
So I made my quota. Yeah, we sold a shit-ton of copters.
-Νever, ever Wake up a sleepWalker. -See' that's it.
.
You're embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck!
Me
He’s such a rascal
You lose this game to the Dodgers tonight…. Randy here is going to eat your dick!
Oh, you look so cute in your moving clothes
sup faggots?