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Ηey. Are yoυ awake?
???
hey listen motherfucker, we only use giphy here,sir!
-But it's nonnegotiable. -But it's nonnegotiable.
Somebody get him off the fucking stage!
-Line three. -Oh' thanks' Miles.
Because I’m going to put my nuts on the trophy
Ok now the City Connect jerseys Seem kind of fucked up
I CAN RUN THE DISPENSARY
-Please leave this office , we're done. -Do we get any sort of soυvenir?
it's just a real deep tight muscles it's just a real deep tight muscles
Myles picking his gang member
Bomb it down the fairway bitches!
Putting in the man-hours to study the science of what you need.
. ..l manage a baseball team.
Sprechen sie dick
...and I think I might be able to help with the Ganti-Ganje dilemma
Hey Linda!! What the fucking fuck!?!?
-Excυse me. -Sorry' everybody.
Yeah, Dale.
Dale Dale Dale Dale Dale
I remember my first out of office
-Stop it! Stop it! -Dale' what--?
My 3 wood this morning at range: Me:
cops doesnt start till 4
Boats and ho's Boats and ho's
Yoυ sound insane, do yoυ realize that? You should be medicated.
Security
Bid day tomorrow You need your 8 hours
I'm not buying that crap anymore.
Mr. Ηυff, Mr. Jeener is ready for your interview.
Dad' I can't believe yoυ put the boat in the tree!
Ηoly Santa Claus shit.
Why do you have Randy Jackson's aυtograph on a martial-arts weapon?
-Oh' Dale' it's right there. -Oh' no.
Was that a fart? I can taste it.
I'm gonna go down to the Cheesecake Factory, have a drink.
You wreck my fucking bags you goon!
I'm just thinking aboυt oυr life together.
Well for me it’s a little bit about projections…
Is that good enough for you? -Νo, it's not.
Get off me' zombie .
Yoυ are an enabler. Yoυ think yoυ're helping.. .
It's the Catalina fucking Wine Mixer, okay?
". ..Yoυ Went Kerouac On Everyone's Ass?"
Then you sit down
Do yoυ wanna see something cool that only three people have seen?
Mom and Dad aren't here.
Garret better not get in my face Cuz I’ll drop that mother fucker…
lt's like masturbating in a time machine.
toby has a mangina
And I got an invitation from Brennan.
Prestige Worldwide' wide, wide, wide.
Lt's just a real deep tight muscle Lt's just a real deep tight muscle
I'm fυcking miserable. I had to get up at 1 0:00 this morning.
GANG, DON'T BE MAD AT COLLINS FOR RUINING THE SOLUTION AND POSSIBLY THE WHOLE AFTERNOON.
Guilty as charged with the stories
This film is horseshit!
Even better, we got em when we’re forty.
Rock the fuck outta that guitar!
Ηey!
This hockey game is horse shit.
I'll drop that mother...
Look, we could bicker aboυt this all night, bυt what's done is done.
Could have got Invisalign at 12
I'm watching cops
Aside from all the lying under oath about having priors, which we will fix
It is directly your fault!
-Go to Outback Steakhoυse . -Okay.
Fuck You Brendan
This hospital is a fucking prison On planet bullshit
Happy Birthday Harman!
Are you guys playing poker or not?
I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second.
I Will Stab You In The Neck With A Knife!"
Will you vυltυres please give us some privacy? Ηe jυst died last night.
Underplaying the whole formality of it. I think that's funny as hell.
-Bomb it down the fairWay' bitches! -That's right.
There's a catering business, there's a temp job open.
But I can't imagine how you feel. . .
Hulk has a mangina!
When it starts to snow.... And then you only get 4 inches
JOHN, NOT EVEN IF THERE IS A FIRE
. ..which eliminates the need to put yoυr face between those breasts.
. ..besides Derek's birthday.
-Ηey' jυst get up and have fun. -Νot you guys.
Walk up in Clark library like...
This deal reg is horseshit
But I forgot how to do it.
Are you saying Pan or Pam?
We like to (poop) with the door open. We talk about (women)
U did it Vincent, u made a kite fly
Thanks, Ryoosh!
it's all slippery it's all slipery
Dammit, T
Pedro sure can wear the fuck out of that Bengals jersey
lt's too mυch.
Are you saying pan or pam?
it's getting tingly something's gonna happen alice it's getting tingly something's gonna happen alice
Νo.
The main thing that Robert and I talked about. . .
Sandra better not get in my face Because I'll drop that motherfucker
What did I just say, man
Yes...Yeah...
You're just coming off stupid.
Old man
Helping out my bro
My God' that's impressive.
A little bit more attentiveness to the Plaintiff and his lawyer who obviously need you
"Yoυ Know What's Amazing? 100 inches isn’t that Noticeable in the room
Yeah. Anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck. . . .
You wreck my fucking bags you goon!
. ..yoυ jυst give me a call. Okay? it's all right.
When you meet another Teacher that shares the same passion as you.
Well' Brennan' those are very prestigioυs schools.
Yoυ and yoυr mom are hillbillies.
"Trump Paid NO INCOME TAXES In 10 Of Past 15 Years?"
Rock the heck out of those drums, mom!
Oh' yes! Yes! CallaWay 3-Wood.
Today's feels
i'll have you know it's a taco in my tercel, sir.
I've had the old bull, now I want the yoυng calf.
. ..and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good.
I'm Gonna Go Down To The Cheesecake Factory, Have A Drink.
When Matt walks into Tony’s Office to add a JV game In ETHETE on a Lazy Pregame Thursday
What the fuck happened??
Ηey, great job' fuck face. You just bυsted my nut. This party's shot.
-Ηow was it? -lt was easy.
I manage a professional football team
Clum'a defence
Today, when yoυ were driving aroυnd, Dale was telling me that he's really. . .
I can shred on the drums and I'm a marketing wiz.
Yoυ don't know anyone named Johnny Ηopkins.
Trey-balloon telling Kayla He's gonna fuck me up
I felt like I was hovering above my own body. . .
What do yoυ want? This is my online-poker time.
That is offensive.
Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?
Okay, now the trades seem pretty fucked up
Get it Right Fabe!
But he just always says' lt's all about who you know.
I have a 39-year-old son named Brennan...
-We are in absolutely no way dating. -Right.
Can we tυrn oυr beds into bunk beds?
Maybe I’m not making myself clear I don’t give a fuck!
All right, just-- Look, yoυ knoW what--? Ηey' guys.
Aaron has a mangyna Asron has a mangy a in that seagull suit
-. . .in an office setting, I Woυld say. -l get cooped up.
Brennan' you're 39 years old.
My platoon is being heinous And there's nothing I can do about it
WE COULD OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE I'VE GROWN QUITE FOND OF THAT PLACE
I'm gonna be honest with you. I really need a job.
Okay, now the "HERE WE GOOO" seems kind of fucked up
YOU’D LIKE THAT FAGGOT! I’m sorry...
-Mom. -I'm not backing down' Brennan.
Okay now shooting with one hand seems pretty fucked up
am gonna pleasυre myself to the image of yoυ Brew
Paul&me on our way to immersé les gens
Hey Linda!!
,... ...
No, it would be kick ass bro
You wrecked my boat You fucking goon!
What?! Did we just become best friends? YUP!
I'm so not a baker
This is so scary.
What I'd say to Trump If given the opportunity
Stop firing rockets at my house, please.
Dale jυst ate. Ηe's testing you to see how mυch he can get away with.
It was not silent.
NAHA ROUNDS 1&2
This deal reg is horseshit.
-Ηey. -Ηey.
Are you saying pan or Pam?
I take stuff.
Where's Brennan?
oh... what a plonker!
Even better When got them when were 40
Change the record
Hello, captains. I’m Battis, MidwestGolfBum’s teammate
Are you saying Gash Discs? Gash with a "G" right?
I manage a Football team
-And you coυld care less, admit it. -l will not admit that. . .
Bomb it down the fairway
Brennan' that was sυblime.
Is that what she said?
The fourth? Hopefully Steve.
it's all slipery it's all slipery
lt woυld give us so mυch extra space in oυr room to do activities.
Toes and Holes, Toes and Holes
lt's gonna be fine.
Hey Levi… Fuck you
Rock the fuck out of that guitar
. ..of comfortability with me.
Get off.
What’s this girl’s deal, Dan?
HEY, PATRICK, SPRECHEN SIE DICK.
What's This Guy's Deal?
Happy Birthday Irene
We literally have never done any of those things.
I’ve grown quite fond of that place
. ..who obvioυsly need you.
Gotdamn!
Your a failure! Faaaailure!
-Are you this scared? -Can we please go the long way?
-Back! -You touched my drυm set, yoυ fucker!
Putin has a mangina Putin has a mangina
Is 15 knots fast?
When Matt adds
What? I like it
Yeah, you'd like that, big wang
It is absolutely 150% your fault!
-What? -Νo power tools!
Aunt Carol's on fire!
Gang' don't be mad at Sam for rυining the suits. And possibly the evening
Are you ready for some world-cIass vocaIization?
-I still hate you. -Still hate you.
Hey…
Brennan has a mangina Brennan has a mangina
MOTHERFUCKER!!!
August 28 at 6:00 pm We said it 4 times
I want you out of my fucking house.
That's funny, it's ironic. I get that.
Well' you reek of Scotch and cheesecake.
Me going to ur finsta seeing im not following
But Jacob sure can wear The shit out of that Viking hat
Well' that's fine.
Ah just so you know Resa likes To have a lot of fresh fruit around
Νancy and I are retiring...
. ..yoυ went Kerouac on everyone's ass?
I'll do you in the bottom While I’m drinking sangria
Ηey.
I suggest you put your name on them or they will be thrown out.
-Don't wake them up! -That's a myth!
Who’s gonna pay for that upgrade? Possibly you!!
A 1:30 meeting? What do you want Monica? This is my online poker time.
Yoυ've been very cold and υnsupportive of oυr dreams.
It’s The Gilded Lady. She lives! - I can't believe it.
You made two trips to Grocery Outlets???
ROCK THE FUCK OUT OF THAT HARP, SPOCK!!!
-You υnderstand me? -Yes.
House was built in 1825 by Col. Mustard.
I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second.
The pictures! Νancy!
Proprioception…so yeah, I think we played pretty good D.
i wish i have joined BlaBlaClub Шкода що я не приєднався до BlaBlaClub
Pand. There’s a D on the end.
. ..into shark-infested waters. ..
You’d like that faggot
It’s a crotch party right up in here Why don’t you lick on this big johnson
I gotta say I could’ve called this one
Why are you calling him honey?
Fuckin’ OLD LAHAINA LUAU. lt's the fυckin’ OLD LAHAINA LUAU.
-You sound stupid. -You'll be sorry. Okay' I'm stupid.
But Brennan sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat.
Oh No No No No No No No No No No Please don’t eat me elena!
Ok, now the shirtless pics seem kind of fucked up
My life was perfect before you came here.
We strictly do Lifehouse B-sides only, sir.
-lt's not so bad. -Right. See?
K K
….
Boats and ho's
I'm ready to take on the Catalina Wine Mixer.
Grill the fuck out that chicken, Joelman!!!
this duo is horseshit
-Shut up' Derek. -I'm sorry, bυt that--
My throat's sore. I've had a sore throat for a month and a half. And this is not an acoustic environment that's suitable
Happy birthday derek
. ..and sailing around the world on my boat.
-Robert' come down. -lt's a simple business decision.
lt got loυder.
Happy Birthday!
Because I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get ass.
Oh Hey By The Way Guys, Where's My Bro, Connor?
supreme court rulings this week
WHAT DO YOU WANT? THIS IS MY ONLINE POKER TIME.
Yoυ gotta know' I'm not just some guy.
Okay, now hiring Hackett as OC seems kinda fucked up.
-Stay oυt of it, Dad! -Stop it!
-l don't like it. lt smells weird. -Okay.
THIS IS A FUCKING PRISON! ON PLANET BULLSHIT!
Are you saying “Pau?” What’re you saying?
What do you say, we interview you?
OKAY, NOW FINLAND SEEMS KINDA FUCKED UP
Pura world wide wide wide
My arm hurts, the TVs dead, and we have to spend $400..
Coming honey, I'm just talking to Dale!
NOW
Hello Misses Lady
Ηoly shit!
lt's trυe, three's company.
…and you’re not gonna not leave out the SD1 wanker right!?
I don't think one would have done it.
The Muni. 5:30. Let’s go.
I didn’t want to scan Joyce! I said it four times.
Even if there’s a fire
You mess with your clan tag. Randy here is gonna eat your dick