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What the F*cking F*uck
Today at the Taco Bell Cantina was the happiest l've been in months.
Νow' let's move on to other bυsiness.
we strictly do '2010's Swift music'... sir
He’s testing you to see how much he can get away with
The point is don't lose your dinosaυr.
we've got to be discreet all right we've got to be discreet all right
I'm on my way baby
I warned you!
-That was beautiful. -That was nice.
rock the fuck outta those drums, enbro!
Wait a second, why do you Want this so bad?
l've been earning and bυrning' snapping necks and cashing checks
it's getting tingly something's gonna happen alice
. ..I'm gonna plow into yoυr nose with my fist.
asd asd
You’re Fucking High!
Me waking up
Pilates changed my life .
Ηelping out my friends.
bye bitch
I know What it entails, and I'm ready to nail it.
. ..so I had a legal obligation to be here.
Even if there’s a fire
Do you wanna go do variants at the bar? YEP
His life is dependent on nailing this speech. ...[Sees bae in scantly clad lingerie]
Suppose Νancy sees me coming out of the shower. . .
Nachos and lemonheads and Keith Love’s Boat
You’re next mister
...becaυse yoυ know what really gets my dick hard? Moving dressers!!!
just try to be quiet okay you're ypu're right
Let's split up! Listen to your mother!
. ..but I Wanna deliver one of these right in yoυr suck hole.
Yeah, you’d like that, _____! I’m sorry.
it's just a real deep tight muscle it's just a real deep tight muscle
Yeah, yoυ'd like that, faggot.
Stratagem Ring of Elysium 5 minutes, LETS GO
What are you doing? It's Shark Week.
You’re embarrassing yourself you geriatric cuck!
Putting in the man-hours to study the science of what you need
What do you want Brennan? A 1:30 meeting? This is my online poker time.
Because I'm gonna put my Nutsack On your drum set. Okay?
-Dale. . . . -That's the boy I knoW.
I wanted you to spend the night! I said it four times!
We could go to Outback Steakhouse... I've grown quite fond of that place
When you oppress people, they rise υp in a fiery anger!
it's getting tingly something 's gonna happen alice it's getting tingly something 's gonna happen alice
-Mommy! -Dale!
Then you sit down and write Taco John's a check for $10,000 dollars!
-. . .will not be tolerated! -My ass is on fire!
Yoυ guys seem like cool guys.
it is abSOLUTELY 150% YOUR FAULT
WhiteSox baby WhiteSox? Wsbws!
Hey Bob, Sprechen Sie Dick!
I'm gonna go down to the Cheesecake Factory, have a drink.
He’s a rascal
Ηere's the thing, thoυgh:
. ..and I'm walking around this place. . .
lt's-- This is the ghost.
Are you saying Porin or Porn?
I didn’t want a penis!!! I said it four times!!!
Today I saw Bruce Irvin use a quarterback as a weapon
Okay.
Well Trevor, it's the professional cert So uh, yeah it's pretty tough
It's the goddamn sojo cup!
-What? -lf yoυ lick my butthole.
Roger better not get in my face Or I’ll drop that motherfucker
Night country, 30 minutes let’s go
Aaron has a mangyna In that seagull suit
I gotta go too.
. ..and she said she can't go out with you on New Year's Eve. . .
So.. .
But they coυld do real harm to themselves or others.
And we're gonna call it Prestige Worldwide.
You got a lot of this, buddy. And you got a lot of these.
Juan better not get in my face about the jersey Cause I'll drop that mother fucker
lt's just like Cold Case Files. it's just like Cold Case Files.
WAX THAT ASS!!
Number 1, you will fix the fucking Drywall NOW!
Look at her. She's hot.
Yeah, you'd like that, faggot.
I’ll kiss you right on the mouth Kenny Rogers.
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
The clown has no p’cock
Told you.
Ηey.
You take your thin raw cuts of meat and get the fuck out of here
Looks good
Hey Ecks, sprechen sie dick.
SOMEONE GOT SOME AIR
just try to be quite okay you're right just try to be quite you're right you're right
Tom Brady: hey, do you wanna go to the super bowl? Bruce Arians: Yup
You geriatric fuck!
He said stop being a fucking dinosaur And get a job
What?! Did we just become best friends? Yup!
maybe juju is thinking,
I won't go into an office that's ever been υsed before .
I didn’t want cod! I said it four times!
This crowd's gonna eat him alive.
Get off the stage' you dick!
Ples stop breaking the game monika No
Common Ellen... We're on to you...
We are gonna start an international entertainment company. The biggest and the best. And we’re gonna call it Vizkill Records
-Brennan! -. . .yoυ can hear the sound. ..
This is the fucking RAV4th inning!
lt helps me pretend that they are.
Will has a mangina.
. ..that you showed me against the one they call Derek. . .
Are you attending Do Your Best @ 4pm PST? YEP
- Yep. - It’s just weird…
Hey, Brie, Sprechen Sie Dick!
Thank You For The Donation
How I feel about the government
I’m So Not a Raper
First the cowboys lose ..and now yoυ lay this shit on me?
I will never let you go unless you bless me I will never let you go unless you bless me
I would have done the exact same thing
You mess with my nut Brennan? Randy here, is going to EAT YOUR DICK
It the fucking Hood Magic
This is my office and my beat laboratory.
That's why oυr parents met' so this idea coυld happen.
If you were a chick whos the first guy you would sleep with
. ..who still lives at home with me.
I’ve been called the songbird of my generation
Holes and Toes, Holes and toes
Let me see a deer this weekend
Ηey, man.
Hike the fuck outta that mountain Chris!
Rumpus time Is over
They don't get that this lifestyle is a choice.
Watching these semi finals going into Sunday
HEY SAM, SPRECHEN SIE DICK
Ηey, I lost it.
We like to shit with the door open
Ahhh Aunt Jill
Eat shit Derek.
Dale, I don't knoW if you--
Yoυ gotta fυck one' marry one, kill one. Go!
guilty as charged with the sober wednesday routine
You guys ever need any butter I got a lot of it close to 80 tons
Good housekeeping
Okay now the shimmy seems sorta fucked up
FUCK YOU BRENNAN
JOHN STAMOS! What?
Sorry' not gonna happen.
-Come on! -Νo!
You Go Mike
Νo, no. Ηe's fine.
-Great' Dale. -Ηe said a mean thing first.
$Yellq < $6 toby has a mangina
Rumpus time is over
Me figuring out how to dress an infant
. ..everything Woυld be perfect.
He’s a rascal
We are gonna start an international entertainment company. The biggest and the best. And we’re gonna call it Vizkill Records.
On my way to experience immersive
-Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer. -lt's the fυcking Catalina Wine Mixer.
-What the fuck happened? -Ηey!
And you mess with my nut, Matty, Randy here is gonna eat yoυr dick.
18223
That's not enough dad!
-Where are we moving? -ls the house haunted?
-Oh' no. What happened? -What the--?
Okay Now the whole Marriage thing seems kinda fucked up
That makes sense. Gotta keep an eye on it' you know.
-To form this alliance' right? -Right?
Alice was moving a chair from the living room into the dining room. . .
GUILTY AS CHARGED WITH THE videos and gifs
Me…. After a Three Hour Open House
He’s a liar who’s demanding $10 million dollars
Hey ACC! You know what’s good for the pain?!
Knock off the sweets
What happens if there's inclement Weather?
I honestly thought I was going to be raped.
On your face
Fuck you tone! Fuck you!
Oh' God' I'm sorry, I forget Where my story was going.
l've been called the songbird of my generation. . .
Dale, the empanadas are starting to sweat
Yoυ better not go to sleep.
Rock the fuck out of the wedding Kari!
Yeah, you'd like that, faggot.
Νow' what am I good at?
l've been earning and bυrning' snapping necks and cashing checks.
I don't give a fuck
In the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks
When the interviewer asks me Why I want to work for their company
We like to shit With the door open. We talk about pussy.
It’s so bad, there’s blood everywhere!
Well' my drum set's a gυy' so that makes you gay, yoυ fucker!
Is that so bad?
When my roommate Almost catches me jackin it
What’s done is done. Are you gunna invest or not?!
People die every day
So this isn't even a judgment call, man.
Yemen and Iran USA - "You shot at my fucking boat, you goons!"
Actually' I have the opposite of a problem:
I can shred on the drums And I'm a marketing wiz
Investors? Possibly you.
This is a genuine looney tunes jacket, sir
Why don't yoυ stop being so confrontational' Dale?
Yes
-This hoυse is a fυcking prison! -On planet Bυllshit!
I hope you stay still when you sleep. ..
Chris! Chris! No Power Tools
Fuck you, JPOW. I know you touched the money printer!
Client? Possibly you.
So I put my lips around that breathalyzer.. .
Today at the Taco Bell Cantina was the happiest l've been in months.
I’m not gunna call Hartman Sgt Even if there is a fire
Well' Dale' they are what's called a trophy fish.
Apple Vision Pro Early Adopters
I promised Mom l'd offer you a job.
Oh, No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Please don’t eat me nooooooooooo
Yoυ're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms.
l've got a luscious V of hair. . .
okay now the dub
That's cute. I remember when i had my first automation.
I think you showed a lot of Enthusiasm and inventiveness
Come back here!
We Strictly talk about Ford Broncos here, sir
-. . .how many activities we can do. -Play Army men.
WE COULD GO TO OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE I'VE GROWN QUITE FOND OF THAT PLACE
You take off and you golf with dude and wobbles
I DON'T LIKE IT.
-Sure. Absolυtely. -Okay.
Mentally preparing to invest in property with Axon for first time
House was built in 1825 by general custer
You know what’s good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butthole!
Damn it, Dale
Science
Do you want us to make a B2B?
-You see this room? -Yeah.
Yoυ're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms.
Just becaυse I'm cool. lt doesn't matter.
-Bye, Mom. -Bye, Brennan.
Because I’m going to put my nutsack On your face
This league is a prison! On planet fucking bullshit
This Chow is horseshiiiiit...
Favorite
Becaυse gυess what.
This is the fucking good magic
You take your thin raw cuts of meat and get the fuck out of here
lf yoυ can't sing, just sit down. That's our motto.
Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck! You keep your liver-spotted hands off!
Stop it! Stop it!
am gonna pleasυre myself to the image of yoυ Brew
So much room for activities It’s making my head spin