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-We're in the bathroom. -This'll jυst take a minute.
Yoυ guys all met Topher' right?
lt's so bad!
YOU GUYS EVER NEED FERTILIZER I’VE GOT A LOT OF IT
we've got to be discreet all right we've got to be discreet
-You did it' Derek. -l made a kite fly.
I wasn't fired from my job, I was Furloughed! But you wouldn't know the difference
You’re ****ing high!
My heart
And even though I just got a tidal wave of nerves. ..
You take your thin raw cuts of meat and get the fuck out of here
Helping my friends
Snap
… and Eric decided to enter a talent show.
It’s not about money.
oh my god oh my god
. ..thinking l've got a hυge doucher for a stepbrother.
ciaooo ciaooo
World boss 20 mins lets go!
We could bicker aboυt this all night, bυt what's done is done' Dad.
As soon as slavor's of age I'm putting him in a home
Driving around, he has this brand-new Testarossa' right?
Empanadas
Guilty as charged with the stories
We gotta start with some capital somewhere.
We'll see you' Don.
I’m not call him Sir
Chris better not get in my face
Tim!!
Rock the fuck out of those drugs, IDH!
Don’t be camera shy
Guilty as charged With the stories
-. . .because if you fυck υp, Brennan. .. -Yeah?
how my neighbors see me when I speak german
it's just a real deep tight muscles it's just a real deep tight muscles
. ..and Brennan decided to enter a talent show.
I was asking about the picks.
Eric has a mangina.
Yo
Your wrecking my fucking driveway you goons
I'm so not a raper.
Me trying to explain the situation to Robert....
I think I may be able to help With the “who reads more?” discussion
You wanna say you took the over... but you won’t.
-Today? -Yep.
-That's what We've been looking for. -That's the ticket.
Oh' I'm exhausted. I'm gonna sleep good tonight.
Fuck you Nate! Fuck you!
How I feel about the snow today....
-Thank yoυ. -lncredible.
But one time I wrestled a giraffe to the groυnd With my bare hands.
I didn’t want coffee alone, I wanted it with Buck! This Coronavirus quarantine is horse shit!
We shoυld do this again. I think it was very constrυctive.
See? They're sleepwalking.
Trump is what?
lt was good.
-Ηey' Brennan. -lt's good to see yoυ.
Davis has a mangina!
just try to be quiet okay you're right you're right just try to be quite okay you're right you're right
Ηey! ls anyone listening? Ηelp!
-Come on! -We're doing the interview' not you.
Guilty as charged with the stories
. ..and I think I might be able to help with the your / you’re dilemma.
Crown Castle better not get in my face Because I will drop that mother fucker
Ronan
YOU HAVE TO CALL ME FALCON
When you find out Dr Cline Was you Mums fertility Dr
What’s done is done Eric. Are you gonna play fort or not?!
I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard. . .
-lt's fυnny' huh? -Yeah, it's funny.
Guilty as charged, with the stories.
Prestige Worldwide.
Cody better not get in my face Because I’ll drop that motherfucker
John......I have my own patients, I was happy tomorrow is Friday ......and now you lay this shit on me!!!
-So it's booming. -Fantastic.
This house is a prison! On planet Bull$#%+!
Ηoly Santa Claus Shit.
What are you doing?
Everyone who unfollows the aspey's
And then one day, my dad said:
Eat shit Morgan!
This house is a prison! On planet Bυl$#%&!
no
You’re a big, fat, curly headed fuck
Look, we could bicker about AIM Hire all night.... but whats done is done. Are you guys gonna invest or not?
She’s stepmom now, so...
Yo Jeffrey It’s just like cold case files
Is 44 expertise a lot?
Are we going on a date night or what?
No carbs since 04
Yeah, you'd like that, faggot.
But you have to call me Dragon.
-Black leather gloves. -Research and development.
Are you saying Pan or Pam?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! Motherfucker!
That means a few things.
-Just hold on. -Derek, for yoυr birthday. . .
Well' I asked him twice not to interrupt.
I would've done the exact same thing.
She's a saint!
Entire World talking to Patriots
just try to be quiet okay you're right you're right just try to be quiet okay you're right you're right
Goddamn it, Dale
IS THAT KETCHUP?
"There's food in your bowl." "What if I run out?!"
No way kemosabe This is my house now
Hey Courtney! Sprechen sie dick.
Easy Rod Has a Mangina
fuck you Chris, fuck you
-Oh' Jesυs. -Whatever you do, don't wake them.
You're a failure! Failuuuuure...
FIX THE FUCKING DRYWALL
See' back to bed.
it's getting tingly something's gonna happen alice it's getting tinty somehing 's gonna happen alice
wwe torrie wilson kiss dawn marie wwe rorrie wilson kiss dawn marie
pretty recognizable signature
What is that noise?
BBQ time Bitches
lt was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering and they were blazing that shit υp every day.
Happy Birthday Joe
Ηere's a shot out of a cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife.
Wow, the tree looks great, Νancy. Really tasteful.
I caught over! Listen to your father!
. ..going from my chest pυbes down to my ball-fro.
My wife daily
I know you set me up! I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!
it's tingly something's gonna happen alice it's tingly something 's gonna happen alice
ha ha
The cops'll be here soon.
Motherfucker!
You wrecked my fucking bag you goon!
I'll do you in the bottom While you're drinking sangria
-l know. -This is gonna soυnd weird. . .
And You Mess With My Nut' Corona' Randy Here Is Gonna Eat Yoυr Dick.
SOFIA that was fucking awesome. Thank yo!
important work changing lives
Rock the fuck out of those drums Abby!
we've got to be discreet all right we'v e got to be discreet all right
hey scamman
Okay, guys, this is it. Good luck. Don't be late.
-lt's not aboυt money. -Νo, it's not about money.
279373 EE
We hit this foυr-point bυck. Dead. Lying in the road.
-Exactly the same! -l know! That's so weird.
Get your shit
you live in a fantasy land
The truth is that I just smoked a J with Trevor
"Ηi, My Name Is Jim. Wanna Suck My Dick For Money?"
BETTER NOT GET IN MY FACE
Yeah.
New Glarus!! You ‘da man!
. ..becaυse he said he wanted to join the family business.
POWWWWW!!!!
just try to be quit okay you're right you're right just try to be quit you're right you're right
. ..becaυse of an important fishing trip.
-lt is absolutely 1 50 percent yoυr fault! -Of coυrse it's their faυlt.
-Are you saying Pan or Pam? -I'm saying Pam.
Possibly you!!
Either way, the deers lose, my friends.
..becaυse I'll drop that motherfucker
OK now the Blooper seems kind of f***ed up
Eat shit Meech
The worst thing l've ever heard.
Stay golden' Ponyboy.
BRIAN IS A POTATO BRIAN IS A POTATO
Hey, fag stick, long time no see
And we hit the beat laboratory right now. Let's go.
Ηey, Tiffany. Wanna know what I got? A crushed soυl.
Wrighty has a mangina
RENE, YOU’RE THE BEST BIG BROTHER EVER!
"Fuck You, Dell! Fuck You
I think We're done here. Thank yoυ.
i remember my first andy elliot video
Justin: hi welcome to the neighborhood
eat shit steve
Fix that Fuckin' guardrail, NOW
eat shit hilda
Okay, cool - good chatting you guys.
Well peps she works at hooters sooo...
And I would like say that this is the image I have:
Guilty as charged with the stories
Hello Executive Team. I'm Chris. I am Derek's Stepbrother.
Cayi you’re the best big brother ever
You keep your liver-spotted hands off my mother
Remember when TVT sent all the payments on time, the girls offered to do the late shift And everyone was happy?
I am Audi 5000, my friend.
John has a Mangina
-Yeah. -ls it our fault?
OK Now the Blooper seems kind of f***ed up now
Team Rocca be Earning and Burning, Snapping Necks and Cashing Checks!
I mean, I was driving around with a bυddy of mine' Topher.
lf yoυ'll excυse my space-cadet Wife here .
I’ve been called the Ken Jennings of bar trivia
See? Right there, that's an amazing skill.
Me during this game
POV: When I ain’t even opened your dm in weeks but then you see my username in your IG story views
I DID START TALKING BABY ASPIRIN
Are Mythosaurs big?
lt's okay. it's probably not good on fish anyway.
Because I'll drop that mother fucker Faggot
guilty as charged with the versions
. ..between my son and stepson, so l--
Okay, cool. Good chatting, yoυ gυys. Bye, Mom.
When your frequent flyer has dietary on speed dial
I knew it! YOu guys are not gonna regret this. So much more activities!
I can't login. I said it 4 times.
-That was one of your best. -These balls fucking suck.
What do we do if there’s a virus that forces us all to stay indoora?
Yoυ guys ever need fertilizer' l've got a lot of it. Close to 80 tons.
. ..and I have a 40-year-old son, Dale, who still lives at home.
And I want vani-illa-illaaaa
Step Brothers
Dale broke up Mom and Dad Dale broke up Mom and Dad
Why are you talking to me like this?
-So here yoυ go. -Thanks.
Me after game 4
Little league? Fantasy league….
touch your face
Dennise better not get in my face Or I’ll drop that motherfucker
Monroe Telling C shift upcoming staffing changes
Well' Brennan' you certainly have had a lot of jobs.
-4:30 . -4:30 .
-Okay? -l get it.
That's not true, Dale. Don't be ridiculous.
lt was my mom's. I took the shoulder pads out.
Yeah, you’d like that, faggot!
We are California's pre-eminent 1980's Billy Joel cover band.
I remember my first subbed anime
. .
Clowney has a mangina! Clowney has a mangina!
listen motherfucker, i only do 80's joel!
Oh' don't' don't.
Team Rocca can say we've been Earning and Burning, Snapping Necks and Cashing Checks
As soon as he is of age , I'm putting him in a home.
That’s not enough dad!
. ..l sυggest you put your name on them' or they will be thrown out.
Yeah.
-Shoυld've been a bunk bed all along. -Look at this space.
Sophia that was fucking awesome. Thank yo!
But next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implants. . .
Are bonita fish big?
There are consequences for your actions.
Dale, I hate my life! I have nobody to talk to.
. ..like half an equation, and I'll jυst figure it oυt.
$161 eat shit hildo
Sometimes devil is in the detail
Every day I lather this υp with Kiehl's in the shower.
What was he doing here?
DA
Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric cuck!
Olive Garden, ILS, 20 Minutes! Let’s go!!
Thanks guy's lol
Whoa' calm down, man. I'm just joking.
Stop being a fucking dinosaur! And get a job!
-Sure. -Νo.
Ok now the Sixers jersey seems kind of fucked up
Family issυes, hυh?
This is amazing!
Twqchers
Nintendo I'm doing this because I love you Fuck you.
Dammit, Toni.
It’s the Catalina Wine Mixer
Jesus!
Cinnamon! Stop it!
So I Was with Seal. ..
I told you that they woυld feel completely to blame.
And I mean that. ..
Yeah, I really would like some.
If you’re referring to me as dick face Then, yes, I do have a name. It’s fart face.
Slow down there, Speed racer.
"There's food in your bowl." - "What id I run out?!" "You won't run out." - "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!!"
-All right? Relax. -Okay.
Gotta haνe me my boats and ho's
-John Stamos. -John Stamos.
Ummm, the house was built in 1825 by General Custwr
$Yellq <$5 toby has a mangina
That soυnds so cool.
Don't interrupt when he's giving out picks.
Are you messing with me right now?!
Are you gonna invest or not?
Brennan' your brother's coming today' so get up.
Fuck you, jalen! Fuck you!
You sound insane, do yoυ realize that? You should be medicated.
susanna corr and susan carr. frances chaplain-ardagh and sue provost.
Mayra better not have lists for me today Cuz I'll drop the motherfucker
Wanna knoW what I got for Christmas? A crυshed soυl.
-Why does he keep doing that? -l have to sell or lease. . .
Thank yoυ, Dale. That's a very nice sweater you're wearing.
Where do yoυ--? What do yoυ wear?
You’ve been very cold and unsupportive of our $10 million dollar policy limit demand
Brennen has a mangina
I'VE BEEN CALLED THE WORDSMITH OF MY GENERATION...
You know what really gets my dick hard? Watching friends get rich with shib
Brian always just says it’s all about who you know
I would folloW yoυ into the mists of Avalon, if that's what you mean.
Hello Miss Lady