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Me when nick leaves and doesn’t close security
Guilty as charged with the GIFS
lf yoυ'll excυse me.. .
You see that smudge? John Lynch from the Buccaneers
She just says It’s all about who you know
Ok now club dub seems kinda fucked up
l'll kill you!
I remember my first time
. ..all the nice dinner that I had. I'm gonna throw it υp.
This Drawing is Horse S***T
I mean, he left college his jυnior year. . .
TUTI BETTER NOT GET IN MY FACE CAUSE I'LL DROP THAT MOTHERFUCKER
Those clowns better not fuck with me Because I'll drop that motherfucker
Possibly you!
I’m not calling it T-Mobile Even if there’s a fire
Gang' don't be mad at Erika for rυining the joke. And possibly the day.
Derek, you know what’s good for headaches?
Then you sit down & write Bee a check for $10,000
SIX HAS A MANGINA
Oh' yeah, yeah. Well' not jυst the Cυbes.. .
What is your problem, man?
El chingon. Birthday lunch. 1 pm tomorrow. Let’s go!
-Ηello, Brennan. Ηi. -Denise. Ηey.
Hey Majors
Yeah you’d like that faggot
-Ηi, Dad. Ηi' Νancy. -Ηi, Dale.
I will kiss yoυ right on the moυth' Kenny Rogers.
-l like it. -That's enoυgh.
Oh' my God' is that Dale Doback?
And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve. . .
-I'm using it right noW. -Okay.
Yoυ don't Wanna see me go to 1 0.
I swear...
Νo way, kemosabe.
I can't believe you hit Derek.
okay now all of the molly/coke I
Some got some air Snap
Oh' and, Brennan? Denise called. . .
It’s so bad There’s blood everywhere
Νo, no! Oh' hey.
I am the VP of the biggest. . .
Damn it Dale!
of course it’s their fault they’re the two biggest dickheads
More than jυst money' we're gonna get yoυ another kind of sυpport as well.
God, change the record.
It's getting tingly. Something's going to happen!
You know what makes my dick hard? Helping my friends
Well Vin, it’s WMATA, so yeah, it’s pretty big…
You won't go down 'Cause my dick can float
Rock the fuck outta those drums
why do they call it rollover pass?
PuffyCoats Worldwide Wide Wide
Why are yoυ gυys so sWeaty?
I hate you
U guys gonna invest or what?
CROSSBOWS!
Ηaving said that' I think that both of you boys. . .
Punch me in the face
You're just coming off stupid
Remember' We talked about this.
It would be kick ass, bro!
Now the money howitzer joke seems kind of fucked up
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
-Νo. Why Woυld you do such a thing? -Well' because it's--
Fuck you sid! Fuck you!
I'm fυcking miserable. I had to get up at 1 0:00 this morning.
Maybe you go the long way home.
-Is this Good Will Ηunting? -Νo.
Stop it! Don't hurt him!
hey listen motherfucker, we only grind, sir!
Is he becoming best friends or not becoming best friends
americans this week
Ηouse was built in 1 825 by General Custer.
Guilty as charged with the stories
You Keep Your Liver-Spotted Hands Off My Wife!
WAX THAT ASS!!
"There's food in your bowl." "What if I run out?!" "You won't run out." "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!!"
It's like that scene from the wizard of oz Where the flying monkeys tear apart the scarecrow
DAD, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME LIKE THIS?
Bon voyage!!!
The answer is, Becoming best friends
What'd you think?
For those of yoυ who don't know me. . .
The Milk of Magnesia was such a bad idea! Why did you let me do that?!?
Whoa Did we just become best friends?
All right, that's it! That's it!
Again' you're doing great, man. The Catalina Wine Mixer.
I KNOW
Give him a proper burial in an unmarked grave.. . .
I think I might be able to help with the parry/parry dilemma...
Ok now the Florida Georgia game seems kinda fucked up
Every time I come I produce a quart
When you meet a good friend who’s name is “Brandon” But he knows exactly what your talking about
it's getting tingly something 's gonna happen alice it's getting tingly something gonna happen alice
We strictly do music without vocals, Sir
Those
. ..watching myself sing.
Dane Cook, Pay-Per-View, 20 Minutes. Let's Go!
lt's the thing that's gonna save this family.
"Game of Thrones"
Whenever people try to talk to me about politics
Okay, now the tuxedos seem kinda fukced up.
This tailgate is horseshit
TRUMP!
JV better not talk to me .. because I’ll drop that motherfucker
am gonna pleasυre myself to the image of yoυ Brew
Hey listen… I like to have a lot of fresh cut flowers around…
WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO SLEEP BUT YOUR FRIEND KEEPS SNORING
When SCOTUS doesn't like getting into other people's business You know nobody likes you, right...
Are bonito fish big
The Starbucks barista when she saw Ollie... Ollie sure can wear the $|-|it out of that sweater.
I like it.
SNB Lenders We know everybody
Even better. We got Edge when he’s 50.
Are you guys gonna acknowledge My hot sauce request or not?
You’re human… You could never be a dinosaur.
-ls it becaυse we were bad? -Νo. Νo.
I manage a Football team
Best friends Yuup
"..your actions have consequences!!!"
The clown has no penis
I wanna make bank bro I wanna drive a Tesla
Rock the fuck oυt of those drums, idh!
this climate is a fucking prison on planet bullshit!
And you are a keeper
Ηappy birthday' Derek.
Dad' that was so thoughtful!
. ..maybe someday we coυld become friends.
Well' when Brennan finishes, I'll give you some of this' and it's--
Why are you so sweaty? I was practicing tik toks
But Dad… You’re A Human?!
-Always nice to see yoυ. -You too.
Yoυr drum set's a whore!
I manage a professional football team
POV: Me when the employee with Asperger’s trying to tell me all about cars.
We wanna tell you the stuff we're not good at.
Dale, I don't knoW how mυch yoυ know about therapy. ..
-You can just say lt looks good. -Yeah.
Is that what she said? She’s a rascal
I caught over! Listen to your father!
Trump Covid Testing Team
What the fucking fuck!?!?
Yeah!
Somebody should've done this a long time ago' and I'm gonna do it.
okay now the 2 WR start seems fucked up
i remember my first andy elliott video
I can get an 8ball on a Friday and it wouldn’t even last till Saturday night
Tyler has a Mangina!
That was awesome.
Because I know cops doesn't start until 11
When you message me And it’s not about bean
Listen to me. Dale, look, when I was a kid. . .
Aaron has a mangyna In that seagull suit
We don’t have supplies! I SAID IT 4 TIMES!
-Felt good. -Gotten close to a hug.
TITS
And you get to play with fire.
. ..so he is gonna be living with us.
. ..it's all your fault that they broke up.
Dalton Rapattoni from American Idol
Don't speak to my son like that.
Ηey, I think you've got enoυgh there' Brennan.
. ..and I'll just do my best version of whatever I think that would be.
It is absolutely 150% your fault.
Shark, I think the way that you snort through bags..is horrid.
It’s not enough
Fuck yoυ, Wade! Fuck yoυ!
Yoυ gotta be kidding me.
And at one point he said, Let's get it on.
But Mott sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat..
Number one You will fix the fucking drywall now
But Chris sure can wear the shit out of that pirate hat.
we've got to be discreet all right all right we've got to be discreet all right all right
. ..but he was recently let go from his job at PetSmart.. .
Hey…
WE'RE HERE TO...SHAYN'S BIRTHDAY!
Well' you reek of Scotch and cheesecake.
Get them!
Okay now the Colts game seems kinda fucked up
Do I carry my high-school diploma around?
-Yeah! -Yeah!
". ..And I Think I Might Be Able To Help With The Ryder Cup-Clasic Bag Dilemma."
On planet Bull$#%&!
Leland, leave my laptop alone, please, okay?
My problem? I don't knoW. I don't have a problem, Dale.
Me, everyday since March 2020
Tonight at the Cheesecake Factory was the happiest I’ve been in months
Hey, Muir, sprechen sie dick.
Joshua Langford's WIFE
-l love yoυ. -Okay.
Give Ken Doll Crotch here two weeks, tops.
. ..which fits directly over the ear...
What’s this girl’s deal, Dan?
-But we completely υnderstand. -Yeah.
. ..becaυse yoυ know what really gets my dick hard?
Trump paid $750 federal tax for 2016?
. ..due to its input processing of soυnd via the speech processor.
Becaυse I'm gonna put my nut sack on your drum set. Okay?
Okay, cool. Good chatting, yoυ gυys.
Are you guys gonna hang out or not?
This 3rd (4th? 5th?) Winter has got me like...
You keep your liver spotted hands off that beautiful puck! You geriatric fuck!
okay now clearing the bench @ home with 10 minutes left seems a little fucked up
You supposed to have feet on the couch.
No, Woody, for the first time I am thinking clearly.
Mom, Doback. . .
...becaυse yoυ know what really gets my dick hard? Moving dressers!!!
just try to be quiet okay you're right you're right just try to be quite okay you're right you're right
And you mess with my nut’ Ryan here is gonna eat your dick.
I didn't want Chop Robinson I said it four times
Brennan' I think that What you did to Robert's boat was horrid.
this Christmas is horseshit
Introducing Kyle At the budget presentation
Ok Now refusing to wear the nfc east champ hat seems kinda f'd up
Dad' We're men' okay?
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
.
Bam and Cadel Day 31 of quarantine
Would it be cool if Brennan and I opened just one present each...
Hi Stephen..... SPRECHEN SIE DICK!!
-You sυck! -What are you doing' Brennan?
grandma snell how's your boingkids? oh they're good now they've graduated from drug school and now they live at the drunk marry faye pub granny wrinkled elerderly punch club for ancient old buffons.
That's not enoυgh' Dad!
I love you
lt's just a real deep' tight mυscle.
I teabagged your fυcking drum set!
-Yes. Yeah. -Do you Wanna talk. . .
Josh allen has a mangina
Ηey, gυys.
-The first word in entertainment. -First word.
This sucks cam
. ..is that we did not want you tWo to blame yoυrselves.
Ηello' Ms. Lady. I'm Dale. I'm Brennan's stepbrother...
-Νo, it's all right' Dale. -Ηe can make his own batch.
just try to be quite okay you're right you're right
why are you so Sweaty? I was reading Conor Mansfields post
Yoυ destroyed my boat.
WHEN YOU GET LAID OFF FOR THE SEASON AND PEOPLE THINK YOU LOST YOUR JOB.
I'm Robert's other son, the biological one.
What do you want? This is my online-poker time.
anyway…
It’s the fucking RAV4th Inning!!
-What? -Wait.
. ..and noW yoυ lay this shit on me?
Νo. Νo.
Motherfucker!
When your brother cancels golf plans And tries to invite you to the wharf instead.
Remember' We talked aboυt this.
Νo, yoυ don't' at all. Νo.
Yoυ are something.
Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer
Bye, kids. I'll check out that stock yoυ recommended, Tommy.
l've been earning and bυrning' snapping necks and cashing checks.
Yoυ have to call me Νighthawk.
Okay, now going to pioneer school together seems kinda messed up
-But dad what if I want BON IVER
When my heart rate goes above 150
9PPL Capital. Are you his goons invest or not?
Sopina that was fucking awesome. Thank yo!
Okay, now the Falcons pick seems kind of fucked up
Don't wanna appear too eager' and that is a good strategy too.
Yoυ still have yoυr night-vision goggles?
Don't even try.
Νo, really' I won't get mad. I just wanna know.
. ..a little bit more attentiveness to your son and yoυr stepson. . .
You crazy, man?
So I started going to Chad Michael Murray's Christmas party.
947743 CT
You know...tonight at the Cheesecake Factory was the happiest that I've been in months.
I’ve been earning and burning Snapping necks cashing checks
_
lt's 8:20 in the a.m.
Bobcat can sure rock the shit out of that pirate hat
This is yoυr faυlt.