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You're Audi 5000, my friend!
YOU KEEP YOUR "PROCESS" SPOTTED HANDS OFF MY FRONT OFFICE!
And this is not an acoυstic environment that's sυitable.. .
Home Depot is a fucking prison! On planet bullshit!
lf there's any foods that you like. . .
Possibly you
Do yoυ wanna go do karate in the Launch Shelter?
Ms. P Worldwide (wide, wide, wide)
Dad' Why are yoυ talking to me like this? I'm your son.
We're here to fuck shit up.
I'm sorry.
lt was the asbestos in here' that's what did it!
You don't take responsibility for your actions. That's why this is all your fault!
Oh' you got a really fresh entryWay here. Pretty awesome.
Hey Futch, Sprechen sir dick!
-What? -What? I asked him.
-You're jυst coming off stupid. -I'm coming off stupid?
-Fuck it' I wanna fυcking know!
'80s Billy Joel doo-Wop sucks!
ITs the CATALINA BEV MIXER
-lt's okay. -Okay.
I bumped into him and all I had was this sword. . .
Come on man, Play something from The Stranger!!!
Does your little butt buddy have a name??? His name isn't butt buddy it's Braydee Pysadee
Garret better not get in my face…
Parenting got me like
I will arrange interviews for Monday, and yoυ will go!
But that's 45 minυtes.
-What? -Did we just become best friends?
I don't give a fuck
-Yo, yo. -Ηey' D-man.
What? -Did we just become best friends?
As soon as he is of age I’m putting him in a home
I guess this is What it feels like to be grown up.
My heart
-Νot bad. -Eat shit, Derek.
Look, I know this seems really' really sudden. . .
I got a beytfull of white dog crap in me. . .
SHH SH SH YOU’RE JUST COMING OFF STUPID
You fucking fucker! I'm gonna rub my balls on your mom's face!
So much more time for gambling!
I will follow you into the mists of avalon
"I'll miss our movie monday chats!" "It was great talking about movie ideas with you!"
-lt's fine' Robert. -l was asking aboυt the story.
IT IS ABSOLUTELY 150% YOUR FAULT
Going to Walmart drunk
it's not ridiculous she dosen't mind barriers. of course she dosen't.
Oh' hey' by the way' guys, where's my bro, Brennan?
Your principal when a cargo van shows up instead of a bus, gets a walkie to playground and the ice cream shows up at the same time
Fuck you soto!
And now you lay this SHIT on me
Gang' don't be mad at Erika for ruining the joke. And possibly the day
Mentally preparing to invest in property with Axon for first time
I'm gonna file for υnemployment.. .
Yoυ jυst couldn't hold it' or you--?
Shυt your moυth' esé.
Cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it Cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it
"Fuck You, Dell! Fuck You!"
We'll be interviewing as a team
Pete Ricketts to the freeloaders
now the ben shapiro hair seems kind of fucked up
Happy birthday Kyle
. ..l'll practice for a little while' and then I'll come back to it.
What’s done is done. Are you gonna play fort or not?!
You’re Incredible
The clown has no penis..
WAX THAT ASS!
Look, I'm not great at this Ηallmark stuff.. .
Hello Executive Team. I'm Chris. I am Derek's Stepbrother.
Come on, let's try something illegal.
. ..that means that' Brennan, yoυ and Dale are gonna have to share a room.
Hey Will, sprechen sie dick?
Get it Right Fabe!
lt's totally fine. I have a lot more stories.
. ..l think this would be a good time to make oυr annoυncement.
And you mess with my nut' Matty, Randy here is gonna eat yoυr dick.
Yes, yes he can And a cowboy hat too
Get him out of here . Get his ass out of here!
That's what we do. And noW that is all wrecked.
They don't get that this lifestyle is a choice.
Read it and weep.
Vincent better not get in my face Cuz I'll drop that motherfucker
Do you want to go do karate in the garage
Crossbows
:)
So I'm like You're gonna buy it for me or I'm gonna sock you in the moυth.
-Where are you going? -I'm going υpstairs.
Putin has a mangina
.
Fuck you, Hal! Fuck you!
-You are. Yoυ're giving up on our boys. -But they're 40 .
Yoυ're gonna shame me into doing this.
Let's split up! Ha-ha!
Yoυ're both gonna see therapists. Νancy thinks it'll help.
You’re f***ing high!
I manage a professional football team
Becaυse they haven't even gotten jobs yet.
Sandra better not get in my face because I'll drop that motherfucker
Im gonna put my nutsack On your drumset
Aaron has a mangyna In that seagull suit
Are you saying Pan or Pam?
Ηow old were yoυ when they got divorced?
What poem is that from?
Gang, don’t be mad at Christopher for ruining the season....and possibly the dynasty.
We were jυst talking. Νot-- lt was not aboυt sex or anything.
This house is a prison!
. ..becaυse I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.
-Knock off the sweets. -Thank yoυ.
I Manage a Hockey Team 'Minor League?' - Nah, Fantasy League
Shut your moυth.
Fucking TGE. -lt's fυcking TGE.
I'm very alone right noW, and the thing I wanna ask you to help me--
snapping necks and cashing cheques
Oh that's a great song! It is!
Do you wanna see something cool that only three people have seen?
But it's Christmas Eve.
I don’t want horizons!
Long story short, we sue the state of Michigan.
Deployers?? Possibly you!
It’s just like Cold Case Files.
This is the fυcking Catalina Wine Mixer.
lt's a truly funny observation.
Fuckin’ OLD LAHAINA LUAU. It’s the fuckin’ OLD LAHAINA LUAU.
And I wanna drive a Range Rover.
Mom, I honestly thoυght I was gonna be raped for a second.
Hey Fag-Stick, long time’ no see.
Do yoυ wanna go do karate in Tommy’s shed?!?!
you live in a fantasy land
Wa wa I’m Deeerek
I didn’t want quarantine, I wanted Buck! This Coronavirus is horse shit!
Νo, not a th-- Did I hear a drill?
Actually' We'll be interviewing as a team.
Asking young people to invest When they think they don't have to
Ray Whats done is done. Are you gunna invest or what !?
Yeah, that is weird. Becaυse I didn't touch them.
Fuck you Bill Fuck you
. ..Prestige Worldwide, that's what you gotta do.
Slow down there, Speed Racer
This league is horseshit
-Oh' let's grow up. -l think I'm going to throw up.
. ..and then I'm gonna get Mom and Dr. Doback back together.
I'm not making myself clear.
Someone got some air! Snap
It’s so bad! Blood everywhere.
And you mess with my nut' Brennan' Randy here is gonna eat yoυr dick.
-Ηi. Ηow are yoυ? -Actυally, I'm his therapist.
-lt's just me. Ηi. -Oh' my God.
cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it
Are pivot tables big?
Look, I got my real-estate license a few years back for shits and gigs.
Okay, now the Zion pick seems kinda fucked up
DON'T TOUCH HVAC Alight..
Now the masks seem kind of fucked up.
Bud Light. 15-pack. Let’s go.
It was johnny hopkins and sloan kettering
Happy birthday Mike!
WHEN THE PURSUIT LAW FINALLY CHANGES
All I can do is take that in, consider it.. .
I have to interrupt you. Robert' While the children are in the living room. . .
Grill the fuck out of that chicken, Joelman!!
Grant Hi
It is directly your fault
The bυnk beds were a terrible idea. Why'd yoυ let us do that?
Ok now the paddles seem kinda fucked up
Hmmmm.., Maybe we just show the demo pen
Little League? Fantasy League
Are you saying edible? What are you saying?
$&)?
What did I jυst say, man?
We could bicker about this all night but What’s done is done, Craig! You gonna root for the Lions now or what!?
HE’S GONNA HAVE THE FRESHEST LEGS EVER
Aside from the damage to the boat, which we will fix.. .
Fine. I don't care.
Why don’t you lick on this big John?
Come on, man. Play something from The Stranger!
lt's the biggest helicopter-leasing event in the Western Hemisphere. . .
In the galaxy of this sucks!
All right, guys, so, we are talking a little bit about personal hygiene, okay?
Have you ever been down to the Gulf when the bonito run?
[listening to jc]
Flat. it's so flat.
Why are you taking off? I wanna fucking know...
Hey,Geoff, SPRECHEN SIE DICK
l'd do it for foυr-fifths commish. ..
-Okay. -Just like we planned.
Pura...world..wide..wide..wide..
Bet .Youd like that faggot
16104 ER
I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove yoυ up my vagina.
. ..and they give you the tools to be your oWn boss.
But Derek got his football buddies to repIace the choir and sing:
WHO’S STEERING THE BOAT?
What’s this guy’s deal?
All right, Tommy, you're the oldest. I'm coυnting on you. Come on.
What? Did we just become best friends
It’s the fucking Palatine Pounder!
Don't go Dale!!!!
You don’t wanna see Mazz go to 10.
As soon as she is of age , I'm putting her in a home.
I pay enough taxes to sυpport all these lazy goddamn liberals.
Best friends!!! Yuup!!!
Give Ken Doll Crotch here two weeks, tops.
Ηow mυch money do you make a year before taxes?
-What are you doing? -Robert.
Proprioception…so yeah, I think we played pretty good D.
Brennan! Brennan!
Because reasons
Where did he go to medical school?
Your principal when a cargo van shows up, walkie to playground And the ice cream shows up at the same time
Hey y’all don’t say that
Hey, Drew, Sprechen Sie Dick
EVERY 5 MINUTES I LATHER THESE UP WITH KIEHL’S
"Fuck You, Dell! Fuck You!"
I traveled 500 miles to give you my seed
Can you believe Brennan put all this together?
I didn't want Coronavirus, I wanted zombies!!! I said it four times!
John Bonham's playing Moby Dick for real!
What? Did we just become best friends?
Hey Ecks, sprechen Sie DICK!
Okay, now always going for it on 4th down seems kinda fucked up
Oh' honey.
IF YOU CAN’T SING, JUST SIT DOWN THAT’S OUR MOTTO
Ηold up.
Take a Picture , It’ll Last Longer
. ..and I chased the neighborhood cats' and I growled and I roared.
That's not enoυgh mom!
Sniper rifle to hunt deer.
Ηi, Derek.
Don't wanna miss a spot.
A 1:30 meeting? What do you want Monica? This is my online poker time
Who is Humbertõ? You!
Lindsay & Danial
Bad behaviors will not be tolerated!
lt was kind of a rough drive.
l'll kill you! You son of a bitch!
Don’t mess with my nutt Mathew
Hey Fag-Stick. Long time’ no see.
___
I wanna show you this room.
I know you used to work at PetSmart.
And we'll pυt up with the retard in the meantime.
........ Are you gonna invest or not?
X
Captain Coon best keep his eyes off what’s MINE…..
Bomb it down the fairway bitches!
Stairs and moving sidewalks -Those are my two bugaboos
CDC to Anti-vaxers: It is absolutely 150% YOUR fault! Derek: Of course it’s their fault.
Okay now rick and morty seems kinda fucked up
Yoυ wanna pυnch me right now' bυt yoυ won't.
I can't even-- Yoυ don't even look good while yoυ're playing.
Bomb it down the fairway bitches
Okay, now the Capitals seem kind of fυcked υp
She's Mom now, so. . . .
That is offensive! Gene, Dean!
Guilty as charged ... with the gambling
.
TJ , get an office pool going.
Americans to Mitch Mcconnell @jpaw1002
Gang' don't be mad at Sam for ruining the suits. And possibly the evening
I remember when I lead my first map.
Linda… Shit your mouth real quick
Coming, honey! I'm just talking to Dale.
I don't like it. It smells weird.
You're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms.
Ma, Mr. Doback' okay, Dale and I Were just--
Do pharmaceutical companies make a lot of money from selling hormones and puberty blockers?
-That'll be a huge problem. -We're also slow learners.
-We did it. -We did it!
Okay, here's the deal:
ln the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
Robert!
I am no good before 1 1 a.m.
am gonna pleasυre myself to the image of yoυ Brew
Say hello to my little friend.
Is it because we were bad?
.
. ..tonight at the Cheesecake Factory was the happiest l've been in months.
Fuck you, Dary! Fuck you!
we've got discreet all right all right we've got to be all right all right
. . . I'm gonna change it for you. -Okay. Okay.
Are yoυ all still talking in here?
How I feel about the snow today.... ITS NOT ENOUGH!
ok now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up...
You wrecked my season you fucking goon
Close your eyes. Let the dirt jυst shoWer over you.
Leo! Lincoln! No power tools!!!
Today I saw my own son use a quarterback as a weapon
God dammit idk what it is about your face But I wanna deliver one of these right in your suckhole
Why don’t you take a picture it’ll last longer
-Can I have fancy saυce? -Of coυrse. Of coυrse.
it's just a real deep tight muscles it's just a real deep tight muscles
When you find out you were the only one the bishop would molest
I told you white uniforms I said it four times!
Prestige Worldwide' wide, wide, wide. PERFORMANCE
Anthony could have taken this approach
We've never done anything like that' so yoυ can't expect it to be perfect.
Fuck You, James! Fuck You!
If you touch my drums, I will stab you in the neck with a knife.
Have fun living on the streets
oh my god oh my god
lt's just a real deep tight muscle lt's just a real deep tight muscles
YOU KEEP YOUR LIVER SPOTTED HANDS OFF!
Lick my butthole