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Ryan Beach. Pancho's. 9pm. Let's Go!
BRETT you’re 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside
-Derek, that yoυ do. That you do. -Yeah.
ls it true you struck Derek in the face and he fell from the tree house?
I am so glad.
You say mike jones, I’m gonna roundhouse your ass
I don't care how old they are. They're still oυr children.
I think I might be able to help with the Sims -Simms dilemma
It’s the fucking Ghettolina Grape Mixer
Rumpus Time Is Over
-What are you doing? -I'm bυrying you.
You mess with my nut Kobe, Randy here, is gonna eat your dick
But you have to call me @thedragonllama
Leland telling me about my track record as an NHA
lt's trυe, Dr. Doback.
lf yoυ even go in the room' I will go ape-shit, yoυ hear me?
First the cowboys lose… Now they lay this shit on me
We're no longer brothers.
Ηow do you like The Gilded Lady?
-Crossbows! -Crossbows!
They created a whole made up chain of events and sent them to specific doctors and you’re calling it inventive
God. We were so close.
Unless you're the weirdest guys ever and I don't see it.
I'm pre-diabetic!
And' Ηυman Resoυrces lady, when I think--
Let me ask you this, Bob, why wait tWo years?
-Νo toυching! -All right!
Yoυ wanna shoW him the room' Dale? Show him where he can put his stuff?
What poem is that from? Is that james joyce?
If I’m being honest
Νow I'm gonna go oυt and I'm gonna get a job and an apartment. . .
What happens if there’s a virus that forces us all to stay indoors?
Are you saying centimeter?
. ..becaυse I'll drop that motherfucker.
Oh, this is classic!
What do yoυ think, Brennan?
-KnoW what? -Look what I got.
Yoυ're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck.
we've got to be discreet all right we;ve got to be discreet all right
You take your thin raw cuts of meat and get the fuck out of here
Yeah, it's oυr dream' but I think it all needs to be done in good time.
Who fucked this up?
Watermelon 1/18
So not a
So many activities!
He’s really, really good
Gang' don't be mad at laurence for rUining the movie. And possibly the evening
You’d even do it for four fifths commish…
Rock the fuck outta that guitar!
Ummmm, Bonita are what’s called a trophy fish…. so, yeah, they’re big. I’m sorry…I…
I said it 4 times
Hulk has a mangina! Hulk has a mangina!
-Please don't leave me. -Oh' my God. Look at that whale.
Ηey, I never asked you. Do yoυ like gυacamole?
Robert! They won't-- They won't--
. ..when I was a little boy' I always wanted to be a dinosaur.
ROACHE HAS A MANGINA. ROACHE HAS A MANGINA.
-lt's always about them. -Ηow do yoυ propose to do that?
So, Tommy' What did you get for Christmas?
I got warranty… I love you so much
I manage a football team
. ..shooting flaming arroWs across the Bridge of Ηemdale.
Me to my fantasy team after winning the last 3 weeks And then getting obliterated this week
Last week we put liquid paper on Biden
Possibly you
Kiss me.
Mom, I'm Watching the thing with the lady.
Like Kobayashi.
This relationship is horseshit
I didn't sing too loυd' becaυse I don't wanna wake υp Robert and Νancy.
Meme
My throat's sore. l've had a sore throat for a month and a half.
IT'S ALL SLIPPERY!
-Well' there's lots more where that-- -My God.
-You're not gonna throw υp. -Ηe's gonna throw υp.
Νow' you both have several interviews tomorrow.
It's the last fucking GAPP test flight.
Why you so sweaty? I was watching A League
Best friends Yuup
I wanted the group chat! I said four times
Hi Stephen..... SPRECHEN SIE DICK!!
and I think I might be able to help with the Ryder cup-Classic dilemm
No, that’s been done before
THIS LUNCH GROUP IS HORSESHIT
Yemen and Iran
We're both big fans.
lt's ketchup and mayonnaise.
When you see McFadden walk into Tony’s office to schedule a JV game in Ethete on a Pre-game Thursday
Guys.. I manage a professional football team
Hey listen mf'er we only roast 80's Hutch Bmx So take your skank-hooker bikes and get the 'f' out of here!
The clown has no penis
I didn’t want COVID-19! I said it four times! This virus is horseshit!
We do it becaυse we love yoυ.
My penis is tingling right now.
Guilty as charged With the selling
W dealing with Sulzer like
hey scamman
I wanna make bank. I wanna eat ass. I wanna drive a Range Rover.
I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis.
. ..Derek's selling the house' we have to go to therapy?
I'm gonna put my nutsack On your pillows!!
To Jonathan From Your HPC crew
- -
Okay. I better run.
Okay, now the Falcons pick seems kind of fucked up
Fjsj Ysudu
Shame! Let’s go! Dane Cook, pay-per-view, 20 minutes.
. ..and Νancy found a toWnhouse in the city.
Νo.
Hey Liz, wanna know what Levi is going to get For Christmas, A CRUSHED SOUL
Νothing. Who's--? Who?
Get a room, Dad
Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck! You keep your liver-spotted hands off
I hope you are, because sometimes life can be toυgh.
Vic
Give Ken-Doll Crotch here two weeks, tops.
. ..and noW it's about to be taken away because they think we're losers.
We're here to fuck shit up
When you finally get A1 on Southwest But 10 pre boarders in line.
. ..at least 80 choppers to make my nυt.
Hello Executive Team. I'm Chris. I am Derek's Stepbrother.
-Let's make him lick dog shit. -Yeah.
Yoυ pulled it off. But if yoυ don't change your face. . .
THANK YOU
Possibly you!?
I don't believe in belts.
Favorite non-pornographic magazine to masturbate to.
When you find out you were the only one the bishop wouldnt molest
I swear to God. I swear to God! Νo!
This mum of two malarkey got me like ...
And your embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!
Get up!
Ugh tits
We can bicker all day Are you gonna buy the boat or not?
Then you sit down and write me and my client a check for ten million dollars
Mr. Ηυff, under your references' yoυ listed Dale Doback. . .
I wanna make bank bro I wanna drive a range rover
But' you know' I do think that you coυld shoW. . .
Michigan BSnN Suite
The Milk of Magnesia was such a bad idea! Why did you let me do that?!?
. ..but, Brennan, when I look at you now. . .
This league is horseshit.
it's getting tingly something 's gonna happen alice it's getting tingly something's gonna happen alice
-Check, check. -Check.
Are you gonna play or not
THAT is so off-putting.
Happy Birthday Jezabelle And Chocolate Chips in my pancakes
That's a collector's item. it's Worth a lot of money.
And you mess with my nut' Marty, Randy here is gonna eat yoυr dick.
YOU LIKE 80s FREESTYLE? DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?
-What do you want? -Merry Christmas' darling.
But I like it
What happens if there’s inclinement weather What do you wear?
House was built in 1825 by General Custard
-I think I'm gonna throw up. . . -Don't throw up.
So take yoυr skank hooker wife and get the fυck out of here!
Νancy? ls this yoυr pυrse in the freezer?
Where are the rest of my giffs' dude?
You're next mister!
Get off me! Off! Get back. Get back! Back!
I didn't touch your damn drυm set!
Happy birthday Anita
Ok, Ηere's the shot out of a cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife.
Yoυ guys seem to be hitting it off.
Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful country. She's a saint
Singing. I'm a World-class singer.
Sticks and stones may break my bones...
What did I just say, man?
Slow down there, Speed Racer.
Well I gotta make more money
The futures are now $1 million, at least because of this scheme
This is the fυnnest night ever!
I don’t know. A band? No, that’s been done before.
You mess with my nut Eston I'm gonna eat your dick like kobayashi
Sorry. Okay.
-You know' it's-- Actually' it's Pam. -I'm sorry.
Got my real estate license a few years back for shits and gigs
C'mon man! Play something from ISSUES!
Why can't you do that in front of people?
Well' it's gonna be an exciting adventυre.
when ya girl has a dream about you
it's getting tingly something 's gonna happen alice it's getting tingly something 's gonna happen alice
lt's just a real deep tight muscle lt's just a real deep tight muscle
Becaυse I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get ass.
Admit you never loved me and don't do it cuz I don't deserve it cuz I never listen You have to keep hurting me to feel good and it's OK I'll take it from I love you
-Jesυs Christ, oυr Lord and Savior. -Yeah.
THIS IS THE FUNNEST DAY SHIFT EVER!
I didn't Want salmon! I said it four times.
we've got to be discreet all right we've got to be discreet all right
Yoυ mυst feel just terrible.
This hoυse is a fυcking prison!
-Do step class. -It's making my head spin...
MARYANN HAS A MANGINA!
What's happening?
I'm gonna be moving in with my friend Jack Ηandle. . .
With the Start of the Penguins-Blue Jackets Playoff Series
-Dale broke up Mom and-- -Brennan!
I wanna roll you into a little ball And shove you up my bussy
Guys, this is sυpposed to be jicama' not bok choy.
You wrecked my fucking boat You goon!
We strictly do ‘80s countdowns, sir.
Velociraptor!
Yeah, they’re pretty big
Well will they’re what’s called an osteophyte, so yeah..they’re a degenerative change
-Yeah. -Of coυrse.
I want to roll you into a ball Oh yeah you like that
Hey Derek Sprechen sei Dick!
Lυmberjack!
Getting my real estate license for shits and gigs
ok, now the tshirt and shorts thing seems kind of Fu*ked up
Is that what she said? She’s a rascal?
Ma waking up
You keep your liver spotted hands off our beautiful mediator
I LATHER THESE UP WITH KIEHL’S EVERY 5 MINUTES
Yoυ're adults. it's time yoυ started acting like adults.
Mom! Mom!
What the Fucking fuck
Oh' God' there they are.
Jeff, no power tools!!
-We're making a music video. -Yeah!
I had my eye on one.
Do you wanna go do karate in the garage? YEP!
I DIDNT WANT JUNIOR ASSIGNMENTS! I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!
Team Tandem on our way to exposer immersivement
So yeah, you’re uh, staying pretty late
YOU KEEP YOUR LIVER-SPOTTED HANDS OFF!!!
Then you sit down and write me a check for $10,000 you geriatric fuck!
Stop it' Dale! Stop it! Stop it!
OK, now the handjobs seem kinda fucked up . . .
Take a picture. lt'll last longer.
Thanks, man.
Thank You
Work Cited: - Step Brothers
Two things:
Dale, I think it's time for a change for both of υs.
Yeah, I'm sorry, who is this gentleman sitting behind you?
-I'm a cυrly-headed fυck? -Yeah.
. ..big question is:
Are you guys gonna invest in 9PPL or not?!
He’s a rascal.
He took me in the bathroom and showed me pictures of his wiener He had it professionally photographed
Dave!
. ..but yoυ got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.
what did julia gillard used to say? there will absolutely be no carbon tax under i goverment i lead! except 50% of it i'll charge ya for farting just now!
-Ηey' you awake? -Yeah.
Yoυ know what your problem is?
-l want some fancy sauce. -Yeah.
-l coυld've called this one. -Νo.
Ah just so you know I like to have a lot of fresh fruit around
The band left. The gυy freaked oυt.
We gotta start with some capital Somewhere
That is so off-putting.
Oh' you look so cute in yoυr moving clothes.
i wish i have joined BlaBlaClub Шкода що я не приєднався до BlaBlaClub
Ha
One of these days . . .
Rock the fuck outta those drums!
I DIDNT WANT A NEW BED! I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!!!
are you guys gonna invest or not ?
Brennan has a mangina Brennan has a mangina
We have got to get prestige worldwide going...
-Ηello, how are--? -Oh' God!
Do yoυ wanna go do karate in the garage?
I’m so not a raper!
Daniel has a mangina
Why'd you let us do that?!
Russ
I told her it'd count as her Christmas present' so. . ..
And you mess with my nut Alex Ryan here is gonna way your dick
. ..that it's just yoυr hair up my vagina.
Grill the fuck out of that chicken, Joelman!!
I have no idea. And frankly' I really don't care. So.. . .
BUTCH HAS A MANGINA BUTCH HAS A MANGINA
Luttrell pay per view 20 minutes Let's gooooooo
Kemo Sabe
-Velociraptor. -Velociraptor.
My throat's sore. l've had a sore throat for a month and a half. And this is not an acoustic environment that's suitable.
Yoυ were bυsy fishing with Mark Cuban.
-Sukhoi. The first word in aircraft leasing. -First. Word.
Seems like someone definitely touched my wifi
I think i might be able to help with the VRI Res dilemma
no transparency needed here