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Your embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck!
Maybe you don’t throw to Garcia anymore
I know that sometimes it’s hard to #keepittighty
Eat shit Topher
And your embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!
I got a bellyfυl of white dog crap in me. . .
Tag, Nate and Gus, sprechen sie dick
I'm saying I didn't do it. I didn't do it, I never did it.
Are you saying pow? What are you saying?
--floor mats. The ones that match the seats' and I kind of wanted--
Even better We got them when we're 40
-Dad-- -Ηow is that a skill?
And I can sing high
Sweet!
-Right? -Yeah.
l've been earning and bυrning' snapping necks and cashing checks.
So, What do we do for jobs? ls yoυr dad really gonna kick υs out?
You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother.
Research & Development Putting in the man hours to study the science of what you need
LA Chargers This is my house now.
This house is fucking prison! On planet bullshit!
Fuck you, Dary! Fuck you!
I’m not the one staring at me
Putting in the man hours To get you Better Deals
I’m not making myself clear.. I don’t give a fuck!
Risk results
Scotch and cheesecake
I honestly thought I was going to be raped for a second
Damn it, Dan
I have a boat, and I wanna retire and sail aroυnd the World.
just try to be quiet okay you're right you're right just try to be quite you're right you're right
Bomb it down the fairway bitches
Okay now all of the coke i've done this last year seems kinda fucked up
lt's just a real deep tight muscles lt's just a real deep tight muscles
What the fucking Fuck
Oh' my God' this is the greatest party.
-Νo. I thought it was gonna be silent. -lt was not silent.
Ηoly shit, triplets.
-Sword fight! -l know.
Wa wa I’m Derek
you keep your liver spotted hands off my sterile field you geriatric fuck
I'm not the one staring at me.
THIS IS MY OFFICE AND MY BEAT LABORATORY
The biggest and the best.
Rene, I can't even make eye contact with you right now
Now the herpes joke seems kind of fucked up
. ..the world premiere of Prestige Worldwide's first mυsic video. . .
It’s so bad
Total dick!
. ..yoυ should take responsibility for your own lives.
-l love the sea! -And I drive a Mercedes. ..
Yoυ guys just go back and have fun on your jungle gym, okay?
Guilty as charged With the ripped burgers
John stamos!
God, you're gonna make me cry. What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
ok now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up
keep your liver spotted hands off my sterile field you geriatric fuck
Hey listen, I like to have a lot of Takis around...
Jesus, my heart is beating so fast right now.
What the fυcking fuck?
And you're embarrassing yourself, yoυ geriatric fuck!
...You "went Kerouac on everyone's ass"?
-Just try to be quiet. Okay. -You're right. You're right.
. ..and worst of all' you made Νancy and I resent each other.
Stop yelling at him.
Always wanted to. I hear it's amazing.
This house is a fucking prison On planet bullshit
Is it because we were bad?
Thanks for hiring oυr catering company.
Even better We got em when we're 40!
Dad' I'm doing this because I love you: fυck you.
Gerry and Jeremy be like
Yoυ got a big day tomorrow. Yoυ need your eight hours.
-You υnderstand? -Don't go in there and--
Ηey, you know, we don't have to Whisper anymore.
Fuck you brennan I know you touched my drum kit
I would not expect you to call him Dad.
WHAT A RASCAL
Roxy Wilson is a Saint!
-Thanks, Randy. That means a lot. -Yeah.
Where did Tara go to college?
What poem is that from? ls that James Joyce?
lt's so good.
So That's the Confusion...
--grant me this one, because I was pretty Wasted.
Damn it, Dale.
...tonight at the Cheescake factory was the happiest I've been in months.
Max and Turner?!?
I wanna fucking know!
Be patient. Νo, no. Νo, no.
Hey anti-vaxxers..
Coming up next, a recent study by the American Council. . . .
-Well' you seemed okay at the di-- -Please.
You'd like that faggot
Νo, he can join in' Robert. it's really okay.
-ls there anything I can do? -Νo. Νot really. it's yoυr face.
Today at the Taco Bell Cantina was the happiest l've been in months.
I wanna fucking know
I caught over! Listen to your father!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! BTW, GUYS NEED FERTILIZER I’VE GOT A LOT.
You keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother She’s a saint
I wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole
EXACTLY THE SAME!
We are living the dream!
Νo, no. Νo, I had to sell those to pay for car insυrance.
Are you saying Pan? OR Pam?
it's just a real deep tight muscle it's just real deep tight muscle
-Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Bobby. -Sure.
Sam am I gonna be ok?
He aaid a mean thing first
Get out of my office!
That's becaυse you fucking toυched my drum set. . .
Rock the fuck out with that Tiger hoodie, Shark!
Νancy, I don't know if I can ever forgive them for wrecking my boat.
-Νo, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. -Yes, yoυ did.
-What are you doing? -Grab the wheel!
PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY, RIGHT?
It’s from Scarface… Scarface!!
-Ηey. What'd she want? -What?
Why don't yoυ pυnch me in the face?
And you mess with my nut, Brennan, Randy here is gonna eat your dick
"Why would you lower your vehicle that far"
I don't swear to shit!
If yoυ were a chick, who's the one guy yoυ'd sleep with?
This is my house now.
i suggest you put your name on them' or they will be thrown out.
-l can't go down Whitworth right noW. -Okay.
-You Were dead. I saw you die! -l was faking.
-lt is directly your fault. -Robert.
No copying legs! I said it four times.
I got a belly full of 1-1 USA white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me
Νo, there's just one M.
Will!!!
It’s a simple business decision
"But you wouldn't know tge difference " "Bet"
-But it's jυst temporary. -Mom, we didn't talk aboυt this.
Okay now the t-shirts seem kind of fucked up
By me.
Yoυ're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms.
0 .079.
-Security. -Security.
Will has a mangina.
We shoυld go this Way.
Shυsh up, Νancy. I have to get some more bread.
-But yoυ're a medical doctor. -Believe me, l've told him that.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? What The Fuck is this shit
Have you ever been down to the Gulf when the bonito run?
-The Giff? -Yeah, the Giff. Right down the block.
U did it vincent
Ηey, sweetie, can you grab me a beer?
You jagaloons!
. ..like on The Apprentice.
we've got to be discreet all right we've got to be discreet all right
We're almost out of gas Call the Arabs
God, yoυ're gonna make me cry.
Well' well, well, look who's here, boys.
Vic
-. . .bυt yoυ're not. -And you are a keeper.
Finding Nemo, Freeform, 1 Minute. Let's Go!
i'm not making myself clear
Damn it, Dan
I don't believe in talking about people's personal lives behind their back.
Bo Katan can sure rock the shit out of that Mando suit
This country is horseshit!
What’s done is done Are you coming to the wedding or not?
Ray whats done is done. Are you going to invest or what!?
Ill sell that place for 3% Comish BRO! Ill double your investment and we'll be fuckin Marlin fishin with "The Cubes" in 6 months!
A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.
You geriatric fuck
Hey, Brie, Sprechen Sie Dick! Have fun in Germany!!
What's this guy's deal?
I'm sorry. I'm just-- I'm so lost. And this never happens to me.
It is absolutely 150% Your fault! Of course it’s your fault.
Yoυ yelled rape at the top of yoυr lυngs.
IF THERE ARE ANY FOODS THAT YOU LIKE, I SUGGEST YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON IT OR IT WILL BE THROWN OUT..... BY ME
Pilates Changed My Life
Lutrrell pay pew view 20 minutes Let's gooooooo
Okay, now Ed Howard at 16 seems kinda fucked up.
Yeah, You'd Like That Faggot
We got a special surprise for you, Derek, and everybody here--
You guys gotta look sharp. This is the most important day of our lives today. Okay?
i am afraid of death
. ..and I made that much money last year.
What’s happens if there’s a virus that forced us all to stay indoors?
Why you so sweaty? I was watching COPS.
That’s not enough mom!
When you graduate at school but your brother doesnt and he beats you up then starts screaming ?
Ηere's a shot out of a cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters' your wife.
There’s no place like home
You mess with our unloads AJ Ryan here is gonna eat your dick.
Oh, thats a great song. -It is!
I can’t even make eye contact with you right now
-lt's our second date. -What?
-Why do I Want this? -Yeah.
-l never heard that laυgh before. -Dad, why are you acting so Weird?
somebody’s awfully quiet back there
This afternoon at B-Dubs is the happiest I’ve been in months
Yes.. yeah.
WANNA GO DO KARATE IN THE GARAGE?
lt is. it's gorgeous. -Are 1 gram bags quick to go thru?
It’s over
lt's me' Dale.
Actually, we will be interviewing as a team
. ..and it died.
-Sukhoi. The first name in airline finance. First word.
Bitcoin Boats and hoes
Billy surgery go well Ice this Puppies Diwn
Don’t speak to the Plaintiff like that
U did it Vincent
Wait, shut your mouth…sh shu shut your mouth
Brooks and Bryson after winning the Ryder Cup
Marcia better not get in my face Because I'll drop that motherfucker
WE'RE ENTERPRISE MOBILITY!!
I'm a child lol
Fuck you kip! Fuck you!
-What did you just say? -l knew I shouldn't have told you that.
Jack better not get in my face
You’re going to make me cry... What poem is that from?
I know. I feel bad.
GUILTY AS CHARGED WITH THE MEMES
no way Kemosahbee this is my house now
Rock the fuck out of those lats, shandy!
-Oh' yeah? -Yeah.
Actually, we'll be interviewing as a team
Brewday has a mangina
mund i’m doing this because i love you. fuck you.
What yoυ looking at, kemosabe?
Dammit Dan
-l'll get yoυ another Ηeineken. -Yeah.
-Come on. -My God' he threw up. Oh' this is ugly.
-Wait, shυt yoυr mouth. -I'm sorry, what did you just say?
But you won’t
Ηey. Ηello, Catalina Wine Mixer.
I didn’t want to scan Joyce Seedorff I said it 4 times!
Putting in the man-hours to study the science of what you need.
You're a big fat curly-headed F**K
Lion King, Freeform, 1 minute. Let's go!
You are an Enabler You think your helping...
I haven’t had a carb since 2004.
Fuck you Garrett, fuck you
That’s because you freaking touch my drum set…
.
Yoυr voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Becaυse I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna get ass.
Ηey, Nathan and Augustus, sprechen sie dick
Are you saying “pan” or “Pam”?
You know... ...nobody likes you right?
ls that onion? Onion and-- Onion and ketchup.
We strictly do 'Giphy gifs' sir.
Guilty as charged with the stories
Pay close attention, Dad. it's gonna look familiar.
Hey Travis. Wanna know what I’m getting for my birthday? A crushed soul.
U did it Vincent u made a kite fly
I know that you are technically married now.. .
Read it and weep
JOHN STAMOS!!
-Little Leagυe? -Fantasy league.
They're the world's biggest dickheads
Hey listen motherfucker we're only drinking sugar free seltzers, sir
Mom with the girls
You saying poppius or Poppins?
We strictly do Marcy Playground music' sir.
If you wanna get down on these hairy balls… Why don’t you jump right in.
Did we just stop being friends?
Ok, now the contract seems kind of fucked up
I didn’t want Mic Ultra!! I said it four times!!!
THIS IS THE FUNNEST NIGHT EVER!
Get a room,
Barri if you wanna Get down on these hairy balls
That is offensive. Brennan, Dale.
What I should have answered in my board!
YOU KEEP YOUR LIVER-SPOTTED HANDS OFF MY BEAUTIFUL MOTHER!
In life? Fantasy League
Everyone, if I could have yoυr attention' please.
le's just a real deep tight muscle le's just a real deep tight muscle
This is my favorite line
Rumpus time is over!
Hello Executive Team. I'm Chris. I am Derek's Stepbrother.
I'm kidding. Kidding. Bυt not at all.
-l mean, I know I feel bad. -Yeah.
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Okay, now the hair seems kind of fucked up.
I know that We started out as foe.
Hey, Patrick, sprechen sie dick
Well' I'm not going to, ever. Even if there's a fire.
Yeah, you’d like that f*****. I’m sorry
it is abSOLUTELY 150% YOUR FAULT
I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU LEARNED IT WELL, THERE’S LOTS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM
I manage a football team
You Keep your Liver-Spotted hands off my beautiful mother!
ME AT THE KITCHEN TABLE LISTENING TO PHINEAS AND FERB SOUNDTRACK
I’LL DROP THAT MOTHER FUCKER
hey listen motherfucker, you gotta beat goro first, sir!
What's υp, faggots?
The RTl cochlear implant. . .
I'm looking to hire guys I don't mind hanging oυt with for 1 2 hours a day.
you're a big fat curly headed fuck
We strictly do 80s Crimson music, sir
You’re next Mister