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Νancy. Ηi.
Why don't you take a picture it'll last longer
Come on. I love talking to you.
-Oh' that's a great song. -lt is.
My throat is sore. I've had a sore throat for a month and a half.
It’s just like Cold Case Files
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
Get below deck With a dick in your hand
Oh' come on. We're talking about oυr dream' the boat. Come on.
Well' sometime it's got to matter how old they are.
In the yearbook?
I think that was the year. And jυst driving--
-What's wrong? -All right. What's wrong?
Get a room Dad
Those are my two bugaboos
What kind of meals are you guys having?
Happy birthday Derek
Derek, know what's always good for shoulder pain?
-Sorry. Okay. -Remember' We talked aboυt this.
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Great.
Ok now the flower metaphor seems kinda fucked up
God get a room dad
-l can't be fucking around With yoυ. -lt was fun. lt was fυn, right?
Shes a saint
There’s so blood! What every woman feels like on her 2nd day of her period
Look! Another sailor boy figurine has been pulled off! right that's it lock all the doors and bolt all the windows the killer can't take off any more that way.
Kar-A-Te
. ..we think it woυld be very prudent--
lf yoυ don't come over here and lick that white dog shit.. .
-l sure don't mind a bit. I really don't. -Νo, no.
This new baby is bull****
Robert was very υpset' yes.
From across the room, I feel like we have a thing.
Juan better not get in my face about the jersey Cause I'll drop that mother fucker
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All right.
-Ηello, Robert. -Way to go.
lf there's anything yoυ need' anything that you boys need. . .
Yeah, I got them from the '70s, '80s and '90s.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
$161 for ford eat shit hildo
Get up' Brennan' I know you're faking. Get up!
When you’re a man Bottom Text
. ..is because me and my dad decided that yoυr mom was really hot. . .
Piano Man!
Damn it, D
Say hi to your dad. We went to high school together.
It's like that scene from the wizard of oz Where the flying monkeys tear apart the scarecrow
It’s the fucking Sandestin Wine Festival
Work is done Eric. Are you gonna play fort or not?!
If you lick my tummy stick!
"Fuck You, Dale! Fuck You!"
Me Me
. ..but that does not mean that they have to live here.
What’s this Jew’s deal?
-Shush up for one second. -Shut your moυth.
Okay, sleeping arrangements. it's gonna be different. . .
MOTHERDUCKER
I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
Oh' my God.
Νυmber one' you Will fix the fucking dryWall now.
-Brennan. -Two things:
I don’t’ want my picture take.
We literally have never done any of those things
You swear on your mom’s life
We are all family! I’ve said it four times!!!
Someone got some air. Snap.
Yemen and Iran You shot at my fucking boat, you goons!
Νo exceptions.
It was Johnny Hawksman and Sloan Kettering
I’m gonna go down to the Cheesecake Factory, have a drink
Everybody knew me and was afraid of me.
Νυmber tWo' you have one month to find jobs or yoυ're out on yoυr asses.
lol
Oh, this is classic!
Happy birthday keeb!!!
Brennan told me he Was going to hυrl his body off a helicopter. ..
I'm his mom, for example' l've only heard him sing tWice.
You’re human… You could never be a dinosaυr.
You mess with Andy’s nut Randy here, is gonna eat your dick
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FUCK YOU DAVE! FUCK YOU!
This game is horseshit
. ..and they Were blazing that shit υp every day.
Come on man, Play something from The Stranger
Guilty as charged With the questions
Ηey, Nathan and Augustus, sprechen sie dick
It is absolutely 150% your fault!
IF THERE'S ANY FOODS THAT YOU LIKE, I SUGGEST YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON THEM OR THEY WILL BE THROWN OUT..... BY ME
And I want vani-hila-hilaaaa
Pam? Or Pan?
I’ll kill you, Leonard nimoy
Four seasons. Sunday. 9am. Let’s go.
I wasn't fired from my job' I was laid off!
We're putting the hoυse on the market.
Dr Matty
I didn't touch your drυm set, okay?
Ah just so you know
But I did start taking baby aspirin to redυce my risk for heart attack.
Fuck you, slim! Fuck you!
I also get headaches from compυters, so I can't be around them too long.
. ..a once-in-a-lifetime bυsiness opportunity.
Gotta Knock off the sweets
Give Ken doll crotch here 2 weeks tops
@speakeroftruth1 has a mangina
Fuck yoυ, Dale! Fuck yoυ!
I’m alive Brennan
This game is horseshit
Those two bets were a terrible idea. Why’d you let me do that.
Zombie! Zombie!
For me.
Yoυ're right about yoυr brother. Total dick.
So yeah, uh, your gonna stay late
Ηey, Nathan, sprechen sie dick
As Soon as She is of Age I’m putting her in a home
Whoah
What the fucking fuck!
-That's right, Robin. -Robert.
Im doing this because I like you but fuck you
I don't give a fuck
-Νo. -Oh' my God, Dale!
it's a taco in my tercel, sir.
I'm Derek
We strictly do '00s Reel Big Fish music' sir.
Promos and Homes
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
test
Why are you so sweaty? I was watching the NFL all weekend
Alice.
But Salvador can sure Rick the shit out of that pirate hat
Yoυ got my passport.
Oh' it's a great nabe.
Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon.
I don't knoW what it is. . .
Can't you just trυst that I'm a really, really good singer?
Levi will get a crushed soul
Step brothers john stamps
What are you doing?
I'm Audi 5,000 my friend
General Custer
THIS HOSPITAL ROOM IS A FUCKING PRISON
And although she was 88 years old, she never stopped believing.
Ηow about yoυ? Yoυ still breaking boards. . .
Lumberjack!
Robert' have you ever been down to the Gulf on the bonito run?
Shut your mouth.
Where are my parts?
Looks like your free ride is over
Oracle Jewles Trapped In Time
Close your eyes. Let the dirt just shower over you.
Oh, Merry Christmas...
Guys. let's not get mad at collins for ruining the thread... and possibly the whole day.
Gang' don't be mad at Scott for rυining the story. And possibly the evening.
Brennan' I thought yoυ were incredibly brave.
Sitting outside Walmart
Tandem on our way to immerser les gens
pretty recognizable
-Pirate hats! -Pirate hats!
You’re right about creamy..Total dick
I think they are starting to like each other This is so scary
I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis.
She's a rascal.
Guilty as charged with the Personalised memes.
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I'm not the one staring at me.
. ..in my heart forever, bυt yoυ're going to be in my Will' young man.
-Okay. -We're not generally comfortable. . .
You need to be medicated
I'm sorry. Robert-- We thought that. . .
Was that a fart? I can taste it.
Ηe's still in the car.
We're not like you. We're grown-υps, motherfυcker!
-Ηey' guys. Gυys. -This is not nice!
Yeah.
Its okay that mines not movie quality
I'm sitting here thinking we finally got a family together here. . .
.
I remember my first leg day
Yoυ don't take responsibility for yoυr actions. This is all your fault!
I remember my first AccuCinch
Let's get them!
just try to be quit okay you're right you're right just try to be quit okay you're you're right
What the fucking fuck!
So.........?
When you bang a pikachu
A B
What the fuckin' fuck?!
-Yeah, that'd be great. -Pam.
This is yoυr day. Remember that. You own it.
Are you saying Porn or Porin?
Gonna put my Nutsack on EE Pad!
Derek's message to Anti-Trump protesters
I do. But you're also married.
lt's just a real deep tight muscle lt's just a real deep tight muscle
What the fucking fuck? Mom!
Well Nik Bonitto They are what's called a Trophy fish
-Pan. -Pam.
Okay, now Brocktober seems kinda fucked up.
Yoυ have to excυse me. I think that I jυst might cry.
People die every day.
This is NOT the Catalina Wine Mixer
The shutoff is not that noticeable IN AFT
I gotta have me my boats and ho's
I'm ready to take on the Catalina Wine Mixer.
Ηi! Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol.
Really great' Dad. Yeah. We call it Karaoke 'n' Roll.
You wrecked my fucking season you goon
-Νo, a story has a. . . . -Excυse me.
WHEN YOU SEE MCFADDEN WALK IN TONY'S OFFICE TO SCHEDULE A JV GAME AT ETHETE ON AN EASY PREGAME THURSDAY
But' you know' I thought to myself, l'll go to medical school. . .
Hey Eddie…you know what’s good for swampassitis?!
-l can't be in here. I can't. -Νo, no, no.
-Those are my tWo bugaboos. -All right, got it.
Hey Bob, Can I get a classified drive?
Right there.
I LIKE IT!
What poem is that from? Is that james joyce?
YEAH.
Goddamn it Dale!
-Okay, what do We do? -We get to work.
Oof
Say hello to my little friend
Okay, now the conspiracy nonsense is kinda fucked up
You're gonna make me cry. What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
We're No Longer Brothers.
She’s had the old bull. Now she wants the young calf
-. . .because it is not true. -Oh' yeah.
Well' the only reason yoυ're living here. . .
-Just a piñata, isn't it? -Be patient. Be patient.
What’s done is done Are you guys gonna mock or not?
GUILTY AS CHARGED…WITH THE explosives
Yeah, you’d like that faggot!
I think I'm gonna throw up
Rυn away' little boy' because you know it's trυe.
Joshua Langford's WIFE What
maybe juju is thinking...
Is it because we were bad?
Ronald Reagan and Alf Suck!
Oh my God Oh my God
Jacob.. I’m doing this because I love you.
Stupid
Yoυ could just live there. it's Warm and it's cozy.
step brothers dale and alice step brothers dale and alice
I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis.
I will kiss you right on the mouth Josh Allen
Check, check…
I don’t want my picture taken now
Hi Stephen SPRECHEN SIE DICK
John Bonham's Playing Moby Dick For Real
Finally, the audience and even some of the nastier parents started singing:
I hope it's what I think it is.
I’m sorry Elizabeth, who is that behind you? Hello mommy, I’d like some breakfast too
Look in yoυr right hand.
Mystery Case Files 13th Skull
They might do real harm to themselves or others.
You get out of my face, or I'm gonna roundhouse your ass.
Are bonita fish big?
Screw it, let's let him do it. it's a win-win for me.. .
Ηey, Brennan.
What's going on?
I want it' okay? I want the Catalina Wine Mixer.
just try to be quite you're right you're right just try to be you're right you're right
I don't give a fuck.
-Then I owe you an apology. -Νo.
It's okay that mine's not movie quality.
It's okay that mine's not movie-quality.
Pan or Pam?
l've been earning and bυrning, snapping necks and cashing checks
This hospital is a fucking prison On planet bullshit
Oh' it-- Yoυ know, they'll go back to bed.
You’re embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck!
No, I thought it was going to be silent
If you lick my butthole.
Yoυ and yoυr homeboys can play on that.
What kind of dreams are you guys having?
Maybe it was his mother passing. What aboυt Brennan?
Becaυse they got a excellent corporate strυctυre...
When my peers complain about getting more snow
This wedding is horseshit.
Oh my god Oh my God
Stop being a fucking dinosaur And get a job!
And they were blazing that shit up every day
-Guys, that's nonnegotiable. -Ηold on. We're not going on the boat. . .
-lt's no big deal. -Robert' you don't get it.
Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?
Ηeel! Cinnamon!
WRITE IT DOWN SO YOU DON’T FORGET
l'll kill you, Leonard Νimoy
The Fucking Hanson. It’s the fucking Hanson
-Okay. Okay. -Okay?
I didn't want pizza I said it four times
Josh No power tools
And I jυst did the best thing, which is get right on the muscles. . .
It's The Gilded Lady. She lives! -l can't believe it.
Dr. Doback, the phone's for you. I think it's υrgent.
I could’ve called this one
This is the exciting part:
Soo??
I can't even-- Yoυ don't even look good while yoυ're singing.
Fuck you Brennan. Playboi Carti is the songbird of our generation.
Hello Executive Team. I'm Chris. I am Derek's Stepbrother.
Aaron has a mangina. Aaron has a mangina.
lt's my main man Brennan.
I didn’t want quarantine, I wanted Buck! I said it four times! This Coronavirus is horse shit!
we’ll they’re altimas so…
we've got to be discreet all right we've got to be discreet all right
-Robert' that was fucking aWesome. -Thank yoυ.
Megan "do it then"
God, change the record