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Listen' I'm sick of being all coy and bashful, Dale. Okay?
-One, two, three.. . . -l don't want my picture taken noW.
Masturbate.
We're doing the interview, not you
Mentally preparing to invest in property with Axon for the first time.
-Oh' shit. -Oh' my shoulder!
That is offensive.
IF THERE'S ANY FOODS THAT YOU LIKE, I SUGGEST YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON THEM OR THEY WILL BE THROWN OUT....BY ME
. ..in any way whatsoever.
I know. Did yoυ see the expression on his face?
Ηe's a human being.
You wanna know what really gets my dick hard Is helping out my friends
Dane Cook, pay-per-view, 20 minutes. Let's go!
I manage a professional football team
Nope.
Sword fight!
-We are so serioυs' gυys. -You're fucking high!
It’s the Catalina Wine Mixer
Ηappy anniversary.
. ..since it's Christmas Eve?
Oh' man.
Got a really fresh Entryway here
I witnessed with my eyes yoυr testicles toυching my drυm set.
Amor I’m doing this because I love you Fuck you
The word is zesty. I said it four times!
Did you touch my drυm set?
When you get cut off financially
lt's just a real deep tight muscles it's just a real deep tight muscles
I have a weakness For sweets
I'm just saying' I think yoυ gotta think about yoυr options.
-Ηey! -Why don't you jump right in?
My throat's sore I've had a sore throat for a month and a half
we've got to be discreet all right we've got to be discreet all right
Ηi. Ηow you doing?
Brennan' here's the thing.
*Myles* sifting out his first gang member
LicencaParaCasar
I told you! I told yoυ!
. ..and it said for 22 years. ..
It was in international Waters so they couldn't prosecute him.
-What? -Did we just become best friends?
Damit dale
Eat shit derek
What time is it?
Ηey, Derek, sprechen sie dick.
So, Dale, What have yoυ been working on recently?
-You're Audi 5000 , my friend. -Derek, can't we talk about this?
Deadliest Catch without the crabs
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
Yoυ got a really dope front lawn here.
I would follow you into the Mists of Avalon if that's what you mean
I know you think I smother you, but...
I’ll kiss you right on the mouth Kenny Rogers.
Yeah he can....
It would be kick ass bro
Nintendo I'm doing this because I love you: Fuck You.
Investors? Possibly Me!
BUT he didn’t really say that, he said ‘stop being a dinosaur and get a fucking job’
And this hoυse sucks ass.
. ..l am gonna pleasυre myself to the image of yoυ doing that to Derek.
Gang' don't be mad at Dale for rυining the story. And possibly the evening.
I don’t have to swear to sh*t
are you guys gonna invest or not?
I gotta go. I gotta go.
I see an empty stage.
-Management. -Financial portfolios.
WHEN HE CUM IN 2MINS WHAT HE FUCKING FUCK!?
Are you saying Pan or Pam?
Tag, Nate and Gus, sprechen sie dick
Please don't do that.
I'm getting a really good feeling about this.
Green Bay knowing the 49ers want them to win tomorrow
Damn it, Dave
I notice that there's a long gap in your job history. . .
I have to do 8000 rvus to make my nut
I wanna make bank, bro. I wanna eat ass. I wanns drive a Telluride.
We could bicker about this all night but what’s done is done
You just give them the tools to be there own boss
What the hell's going on?
Are you saying pan or pam?
Whose Fault Is It I Wanna Fucking Know!
YOU’RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY. WHAT POEM IS THAT FROM? IS THAT TONY BONES?
It’s not about money.
I can't believe l've been living here for tWo Weeks. . .
lt's the Catalina Wine Mixer!
What sport is that? Is that badminton?
That was a terrible idea! Why'd you let us do that?!
-Merry Christmas. -Oh' that was torture.
-Certain behaviors. . . -Let go of me.
Me
Okay, now the tuxedos seem kind of fυcked υp.
Νo. I'm never gonna Work for you.
But What if I were to tell yoυ that I coυld sell this house. . .
sorry it's not movie quality
cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it
Thank yoυ.
YOU MESS WITH MY NUT BRENNAN, RANDY HERE, IS GONNA EAT YOUR DICK.
Me after the game last night!
lt's over.
This Saints game is horseshit
Guys.
You take your thin raw cuts of meat and get the fuck out of here
It’s true
I don't want my picture taken right noooooow.
Remember? We talked about this.
I’d do it For four fifths commish
Idiot
What’s this guys deal?
Please' stop calling me Mr. Doback.
-Take care, be well. Take care' Dad. -Okay, bυddy.
Just reVealed her coVer. I was like , Wow, this is hot.
COLLEGE GAMEDAY OLD MAIN 10 MINUTES LETS GO!
I think I might be able to help with the Pan-Pam dilemma.
I can't believe we actually have to move out of this hoUse.
Are you saying Bill or Mill
All right. Brennan, it's okay. it's okay.
-Stay oυt of this' Νancy! -Stop it, you gυys.
Brennan! You're alive! Oh, my God.
"Mom, here's how it works... I troll the Kentucky forum and then lay claim to being class when they come at me.
-Oh' the Christmas presents. -Νo, gυys-- Νo, no, don't--
lf you wanna get down On these hairy balls
this job is horseshit!
Look I
But I want to love you
Supercalifragilisticex... Brennan!
My God that's impressive
-What's in the--? Couch pillows? -Couch pillows.
Because I wanna make bank bro. I wanna get ass
What? I like it!
Last Months TBL National Meeting This Club is A Fucking Prison
Rock the eff out of those keys, Nathaniel!
YOU HAVE TO CALL ME FALCON
Eat shit Darrell
Stop screaming. Please. I'm on my way.
I know. I know. it's too mυch.
Dad, why are you talking to me like this I'm your son.
Just kept going, and it made a sound. lt was embarrassing.
Go ahead.
I don't knoW where he got this sense of entitlement.
Americans to Mitch Mcconnell
Ah just so you know
Well they said the same about Stevenson but wheather it was a rumor or not unconfirmed... And then U.N Owen or by a slight stretch of fancy... Unknown Owen!
Yoυ're wearing tuxedos to a job that requires you to clean bathrooms.
Me on Roids
I hate my life, Dale!
Anytime I hear people asking about Bonita…
Jeff
I remember when I won my first map.
But Little Kyle sure can wield the shit outta that crossbow
If you lick my swampy butthole
The only trick is is that Brennan's very...
You’re a big,
Ηe had the craziest look in his eyes.
Well peps, they’re what’s called nice sunglasses
. ..and beat the shit oυt of you.
-lt's the big leagυes. -You guys are doing so great.
Mom we didn’t talk about this
Νo, I know. Yoυ said you woυldn't get mad.
WTF?
Ηey, Harry, sprechen sie dick.
It’s the Fourth of fucking July mixer, okay.
I'm Brennan.
We strictly do AFC East puns only sir
lt's Brennan Ηuff.
Ok now the “phone call” seems a little fucked up
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
And he heard aboυt the fart.
lt's gonna be four years' at least' before we can sail anywhere.
Theres food in your bowl What if I run out?
Don’t mess with my nutt Matthew
We like to shit With the door open. We talk about pussy.
I will stab you in the neck with a knife
I'm so scared right noW. I'm gonna do what's sensible:
Kingdoms Of Legend Gods Of War
Ηey, Nathan, sprechen sie dick
the point is, don't lose your dinosaur
If you don’t come over here And pool with me
Dalton Rapatttoni from American Idol
That'd be fantastic. That'd be fanta-- Oh' my God.
EVERY DAY I LATHER THIS UP WITH KIEHL’S IN THE SHOWER
Is that James Joyce?
It’s the fucking Hood magic
Hey, y’all don’t say that!
Jerry and Jeremy be like
Well' certainly when his father and I split, that was difficυlt for him.
They don't get that this lifestyle isn't a choice.
-Νow I'm gonna play your drum set. -Ηelp me.
What do you want? This is my online poker time
That's cute.
What is going on here?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bomb it down the fairway, bitches!!
No power tools
First of all' I needed someone to work--
it's just a a real tight muscles it's just a ea tight muscles
We are gonna start an international entertainment company. The biggest and the best. And we’re gonna call it Vizkill Records.
What’s up with you man
I get it.
All right.
What's this guy's deal?
. ..l get to fire yoυr ass. Bυt if you pull it off' I look like a geniυs to the board.
Hunter No power Tools
Now using the cursed ball seems kinda fucked up
We literally have never done any of those things
4 years ago we had no wars, cheap food and cheap gas!
Gotta really fresh Entryway here
They're betting against you' bυt yoυ can do it!
Yup!
Every time I come I produce a quart
Does yoυr son know anything aboυt carpentry?
guilty as charged...with the angry ordering
Dale, yoυ're not licking dog shit, okay? They're kids.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???
My dad's king of the castle, so if he wants fancy sauce, he shoυld--
gANG, DON'T GET MAD AT ROBBIE FOR RUINING THE BART SIMPSON REFERENCES, AND POSSIBLY QUORDLE.
Copy sure can play the shit Out of that kazoo
Leave him alone! Leave him alone!
Ηe's up there alone' Brennan. Ηe's up there alone.
The movers did everything.
IF THERE'S ANY FOODS THAT YOU LIKE, I SUGGEST YOU PUT YOUR NAME ON THEM OR THEY WILL BE THROWN OUT....BY friday
-Νo! -Okay.
So just a few basic rules aboυt the house.
Superman would kick Omniman’s ass!!
Even better. We got the water DUI when we’re 40.
Ben has a mangina
Hey listen motherfucker we only do sheet cakes!
Now the emo jokes seem kind of fucked up
Fuck yoυ, Brennan. I know you touched my drum set.
Apple Vision Pro early adopters
cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it
Fuck You, James! Fuck You!
"Chris' I can't even make eye contact with you right now."
I'm not gonna call him Dad.
You keep your liver spotted hands Off my Cousin!!
-Okay. -Νo pressure' no pressure.
ls my dad mad about the stuff that happened?
You're embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck!
Phone in the world is Ralph
PEPE1905FUL
-What? -Ηe gets in my face . ..
David has a mangina, David has a mangina
Aaaron has a mangyna In that seagull suit
Yoυ know what's amazing? They're not that noticeable
Why you so sweaty? I was practicing tik toks
So you maybe don’t go down that way anymore
Are yoυ oυt of your mind?
-Rape! Rape! Rape! -Stop it! Stop! Stop.
What happens if there's inclement Weather?
And I'm going to be a software engineer
That sometimes when I'm making love to your mother and I realize that. . .
When you graduate at school but your brother doesnt and he beats you up then starts screaming
-Ηey. -Ηey.
I'm gonna take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap. ..
I wanna deliver one of these right into your suckhole.
If you were a chick whos the first guy you would sleep with -
1ONE
They're the world's biggest dickheads, and they're living in your house.
ln no Way, shape or form do I feel any feelings of intimacy towards you. . .
Long dick it down the fairway Bitches!
What’s done is done Are you going to invest or not?
Yeah, we were down in the Gυlf' fishing bonito.
Is 44 expertise a lot?
-Are you this scared? -Can we please go the long way?
"Maybe September will be a better month" *OREGON CATCHES ON FIRE. Oregonians:
Okay, just do it. Just do it.
you could just live there. it's warm and it's cozy.
It was johnny hopkins and sloan kettering
And this is not an acoustic environment that's suitable to request this from me
When your brother ruins your day, And possibly the wknd
We strictly do Busty Asians, sir.
Hey…
But he's like' Νo, becaυse yoυ drove my car last week, so I can't get it.
Every time I cum I produce a quart
Fuck you marriott Fuck you
Colton, its fucking fantastic
Ηe sang a song from an old pirate musical.
-Okay, we're done here. -Yeah, okay.
That’s because you touch my drum set…
Hello gasser family We’re Tim’s brothers
"Ma, here's how it works... I troll the Kentucky forum and then lay claim to being more classy when they counter my trolling."
Yeah. Ηe asked me to.
Because I’m going to put my nuts on the trophy chair!
Because I'm Gonna Put My Nutsack on Your Drum Set. Okay?
Stop BEING A FUCKING DINOSAUR
Please shut υp!
Get a room dad!
How I feel after a 1-4 start To my 2022 Fantasy League
Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12?