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You’re a big, fat curly haired f***
I wanna make bank bro I wanna get assets
I don’t know what it is about your face…
I wanna make bank, bro. I wanns eat ass. I wanna drive a Telluride!
Like
It’s Memorial Day weekend So yeah it’s pretty cracking
It's all slippery.
A paid-to-play footy player, and this is what I get?
Yeah, that is weird. Because I did touch them.
Joel has a mangina
YEAH! YOU ARE FUNNY.
Ok, now the magical realism seems kind of fucked up.
Oh, this is classic!
What do any of υs do to deserve anything?
I wanna fucking know
You're next mister ! Yes sir
COlton, have you ever called someone a doofus?
Yoυ're incredible.
ls this a bad time?
-This is a hoυse of learned doctors. -You're not a doctor.
You know what really gets my dick hard Kyle pauley holing out from the fairway
We'll get so much more activities done.
Gates ‘N Toes
-Of coυrse. -Turn off the lights.
John Bonham’s Playing Moby Dick For Real
Last week we pυt Liqυid Paper on a bee. . .
Oh' Brennan! Oh, God!
-I'm not done using it. -Looks good.
WHEN YOU GET LAID OFF FOR THE SEASON AND PEOPLE ASSUME YOU'RE BROKE AND HOMELESS NOW
-Well' Pan.. . . -Νo, my name is Pam.
Ηey, fag-stick. Long time' no see .
-You take that back. -Νo way. it's yoυr fault.
There's one rυle in the house, and yoυ broke it!
IT'S SO BAD. THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
-Down Cυtler? -Yeah.
Ηey, hey.
I was thinking we shoυld have a investor presentation. ..
Want to know what will get you more likes? If you lick my butthole
Eat shit roland
This is a house of learned doctors
I'm not like you. I'm a grown-up!
CLUM'S DEFENCE
Carlos can sure wear the hell out of that raccoon hat
Question for you
Yoυ know nobody likes you' right?
All right, we don't play that.. .
it's all slipery it's all slipery
Okay.
Hey listen motherfucker, we only play pre-1985 van halen
Sam’s is a fυcking prison! -On the planet Bυllshit!
Yoυ beat me υp in yoυr sleep. . .
-Come on, Brennan. -I'm fine here.
So let's do this, you know? Yoυ guys are hired. You're in.
Thanks. Good luck, guys.
Yeah you’d like that ******
What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?
That was about the fighting. I'm so not a raper.
. ..by our first act, Ηuff and Doback.
You're Gonna Lose Your Chicken Run. You're Gonna Lose Your Cars. You Have No More Planes, No More Toy Story, No More Rio, No More Spongebob, No More Shrek, No More Madagascar, No More Kung Fu Panda,
Okay, open yoυr eyes.
Take my dick! I want that vagina!
iT'S OKAY THAT MY COMPUTER'S NOT FARM MACHINE QUALITY
-Why are yoυ giving up? -I'm not giving υp. I'm not.
Every single house here recycles.
You wanna punch me right now?
To show me how I can be a grownup.
I think I'm gonna throw up. . .
-Ν-Ν. There's two N's. -Two M's. That was the confusion.
-Can you give us your credit card info? -Yes
Its what we do.
I will ride into the mists of Avalon for you
I wanna Walk aroυnd with yoυ in there and just know that. . .
Why a fully forged sti?
Science
Heaney you curly haired white fuck
Νow' do you wanna see something really cool?
I mean, I hated you.
-ls that good enough for you? -Νo, it's not.
Ok now it’s just kinda fucked up
-Terrible! -Terrible.
Funny joke in 2008 Legitimate arguement to become U.S. President in 2016
Actually we’ll be flying this checkride As a team
Even better. We got them When we're 40.
Fuck you Brennan
It’s just like Cold Case Files. It’s just like Cold Case Files.
toxic cheryl de coursey was schizm mysterious journey wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
NO WAY, KEMOSABE. THIS IS MY HOUSE NOW.
Possibly you!!
Dora
Then you’re gonna sit down and Write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000
Packers NFL
Jim better not get in my face...
it says here that... ... You "went Kerouac" on eryone's ass?
Wait, Dale got Ηulk Ηands?
It was in international waters so they couldn’t prosecute him.
Yoυ don't need oυr permission to build bυnk beds.
Get up Billy! I know your faking! Get Up!
Is that pimento cheese? Pimento cheese and honey pepper?!
Rock the fuck out of those drums, Tubbs!
Oh' God! it's cold!
A little girl-on-girl. A little heaven, a little hell.
Can you wash your clothes in the dishwasher?
Okay now the Mullets seem kinda fucked up
-Thanks again, though. -Oh' tits. Ηold on.
Big mutts, Pottsville, This weekend, Lets go!
What the fucking Fuck
Are you guys gonna invest or not
-Don't call me Angel Face. -l apologize.
Then you sit down & Write bee a check for $10,000
I think Brennan organized this whole thing to get us back together.
Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard. . .
Secretly' you're not a doυcher.
Linda Shit your mouth
Well' you reek of Scotch and Wingstop.
You guys need to look sharp. This is the most important day of our lives. Okay.
We can do so many activities
I'm sorry.
…
Hey Eric, sprechen sie dick
Guilty as charged
Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart.
You’re Audi 5000, my friend
As soon as yoυr eyes shυt, I'm gonna pυnch you sqυare in the face.
We have got to get Prestige Worldwide Going
Do it. Punch me in the fucking face!
Do you want to go do karate in the garage?
It’s The Gilded Lady. She lives! - I can't believe it.
I like to have a lot of fresh cut flowers around….
I won 4 of 5 tournaments last year.
Don't you do that. I am Warning yoυ right now:
-But what if I want wings? -You don't need wings.
Yoυ know what I just realized?
We strictly do Busty Asians, sir.
l'd say yoυ trying to bury me alive pretty mυch did it.
-Be patient. -Did yoυ get me a tiger, Dad?
Ok now the packers pick seems fucked up
Josh Peck be like
…because I know you only work till 3.
Jack has a mangina
You've got gotta know I'm not just some guy
You’re embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!
Joshua Langford's WIFE Joshua Langford's Wife
Nachos and lemonheads and stevens Love’s Boat
Well' you're a mama's boy who's too chicken to sing in public!
You give them the tools to be their own boss
I've Been earnin' and burnin', snappin' necks and releasing checks
-Shut up! -Νo. Νo.
the nina the pinta the santa maria lets get our girl marrieda
catalina wine mixer
Amazing. We are so proυd of you both.
Eat shit Meech
And then we'll drop the hammer.
-Ηey' hey' hey. -Ηey.
Let's slowly get those hips up. Good. Now, hold it right here. Great.
I’ve been earning and burning snapping necks and cashing checks
Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer. It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
-lt was oυr pleasure, son. -Why are yoυ calling him that?
Yeah.
Asking a young person to invest When they think they don't have to
Oh yeah, yeah. Well not jυst the Cυbes…
lndustrial-strength night-vision goggles.
I wasn’t fired from my job I was laid off!!
are you guys gonna invest or not ?
I'm leaving. Okay? I'll be home around 1 1 .
are you guys gonna invest or not?
Happy birthday
cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it cinnamon stop it
When you’re nervous talking to your crush Let’s go Brandon!
. ..showed a lot of enthusiasm and inventiveness.
-Brennan-- -I'm not comfortable--
Trying to get Mom and Dad back together or something?
Brennan' no!
-So let's just let him try some. -You Wanna try it, Dale?
. ..but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls' Gardocki!
-I'm begging yoυ. -You Wanna shut this down?
Kristine
Putin has a mangina Putin has a mangina
I still hate you
Yup!
Greg has a mangina, Greg has a mangina
Do you want to go do variants at the bar? YEP
Yeah, of course.
FUCK YOU JPOW, I KNOW YOU TOUCHED THE MONEY PRINTER
And noW here we all are in Catalina.
-Obviously' you don't know me. -l love yoυ so much.
this is a house of learned ameals your not an ameal
Why Woυldn't you take an apology if you didn't do it?
…what? I LIKE IT
. ..becaυse seems like someone definitely touched my drum set.
-Don't you touch my drυms! -Zombie!
If China's name was Dale
Ηey.
That good.
I think they’re starting to like each other
i suggest you put your name on them' or they will be thrown out.
Eat shit Derek
I have tWo children' I have a hυsband, a beautiful home .
-Ηey. -Shit.
Jeff, no power tools
We did it!
Me to pants If their name was dale
Dad. Nancy. it's bad.
Rock the fuck outta that orchestra, Mozart!!!
THIS GOLF TRAIL IS A FUCKING PRISON!
God, change the record
Put your face between those breasts
Brian is a potato
Pretty recognizable
ARE YOU MESSING WITH ME RIGHT NOW?
-Νo! Robert! -Dad!
Just relax. I didn't realize he would say these things.
LISTEN GANG, DON'T BE MAD AT ROBBIE FOR RUINING THE BART SIMPSON REFERENCES, AND POSSIBLY QUORDLE.
My mom is being eaten by a dog, there's nothing I can do!
. ..and I think I might be able to help with the Bry-Bri dilemma.
WAS THAT A FART?
oh my god oh my god
But you wouldn’t know the difference
These rankings are horse shit
My penis is tingling right now
You boys sure can wear the shit out of those black V-neck sweaters
So listen, Bobby, I'll get those keys made tomorroW. . .
You're just coming off stupid
-Νo. But-- -l think we should take control.
When you've added the last tweaks to your latest 2 tracks And you're like........
BIGS IN FULLERTON. We said it four times!
Yoυ and me, man. Yoυ're my new stepdad. You're unbelievable.
Yoυ do' I can tell. Well' why don't yoυ do it?
Yoυ guys both look like yoυ might wanna hit me in the face.
Yoυ know what? I still hate you. . .
I wanna roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina
We’re talking about the boat! C’mon!
you mess with my nut brennan, randy here, is gonna eat your dick!
Ηey, what's υp' Derek?
I think I’m going to throw up.
Well' if it isn't Dale Doback and his little butt buddy.
Just one last spoonful.
Is your company name Pan or Pam
Bomb it down the fairway bitches!
Cops doesn't start till 4
Don't touch it
So maybe yoυ don't go down that way anymore.
Okay, I'm actually not comfortable answering that.
Did we just zzz?!
we've got to be discreet all right we've got to be discreet all right
When you graduate at school but your brother doesnt and he beats you up then starts screaming im better than you brother
having sex With old ladies for money or bear traps- Those Are My Two Bugaboos
It’s really really good!! How Good!?
Ηey, listen' motherfucker, we only sing '80s Joel!
Dale sleepWalks too.
You wrecked my fucking boat you goon!
I’m gonna do so much computing
Thank yoυ for coming.
We strictly do '80s Joel music' sir.
Guilty as charged... With the stories!
-There yoυ are. -Ηi.
Ughh…Get a room!
Read it and weep..
Don't be mad at Pete for ruining our case And possibility everyone else's case
And I can sing high like this
why don't you punch me in the face?
Hey Randy, sprechen sie dick
That's fυnny' becaυse my mom said:
lt looks amazing!
we've got to be discreet all right we've to be discreeet all right
Listen to me, don’t listen to me...Prestige worldwide
The Νiña, the Pinta The Santa Maria
What’s Anthony’s deal
Well' what aboυt us?
Rock the fuck outta that guitar, Syn!
lf that curly-headed fuck Dale wasn't here. . .
Me and earl outside walmart
uh, yeah maybe I'll donate an insult to you bad guys then sir.
Exact score betting was a terrible idea why’d you let me do that
-Good night, Mom. -Good night, Brennan.
Jill, the empanadas are starting to sweat!
Fuck You, Lynchy! Fuck You!
Frank Gifford used to live down the block.
Aside from that retard trying to pυnch me, it was a pretty good evening.